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Funny story: Poofy Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, promises real "change" he's promised to withdraw the Lib Dems, hopefully!

Poofy Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, promises real "change" he's promised to withdraw the Lib Dems, hopefully!

The Lib Dems, home of lesbians, Gays, hairdressers, unemployed Ballet Dancers, Bono and Sir Bob Geldof, amongst others, has promised "Real Change" in their manifesto. Nick Clegg, their fab leader, has promised this historical feat in a stirring sp...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg to nation-we are NOT irrelevant

Nick Clegg to nation-we are NOT irrelevant

At a recent press conference Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrats hit back at accusations that his party was irrelevant. "Just because we will never ever hold government does not make us irrelevant" he told a rather apathetic crowd of around 2 pe...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Reveals New Lib-Dem Logo - A Turd

Nick Clegg Reveals New Lib-Dem Logo - A Turd

'Angry-but-pointless' Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg announced today that the party was to undergo a complete relaunch in keeping with aims for the general election early next year. "We in the Liberal Democrat Party always believe in echoing the views...

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Funny story: Party leaders challenged to mass debate on live TV

Party leaders challenged to mass debate on live TV

The Leaders of the big three political parties have been challenged to a series of live televised mass debates by the UK news media. The BBC News, ITN and BeSkyBiscuits interrupted programmes every thirty seconds with the challenge. BBC News N...

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Funny story: Lives Thrown Away In Lib Dems

Lives Thrown Away In Lib Dems

Nick Clogg today claimed that countless young lives were being thrown away in the Lib Dems. "What does it achieve? Does it really help our society? I don't think so. I see these brave young people joining up and going out to fight elections in far fl...

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Funny story: Vince Cable Lays Cable

Vince Cable Lays Cable

Liberal Democrat economic spokesman, Vince Cable, caused upset and embarrassment amongst other members of the House of Commons this afternoon when, after he had visited the gents toilets, it was discovered he had laid a huge 'cable' - and not bothere...

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Funny story: 'We Do Matter' Says Lib Dem Leader

'We Do Matter' Says Lib Dem Leader

At the opening of the Liberal Democrat party conference Nick Clogg urged his party's supporters to keep working hard. "We are still relevant" he told a packed (all six seats filled) Harrogate Refreshment Rooms. He was seeking to silence those who hav...

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Funny story: Lib Dems call for ban on OAP drinking

Lib Dems call for ban on OAP drinking

The discovery that soaring numbers of elderly people are being treated on the NHS for alcohol related illnesses has led to calls for a ban on the sale of alcohol to over-65s. "It's disgraceful that large numbers of OAPs are consuming vast amounts...

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Funny story: Clegg Faces Leadership Challenge from Corpse

Clegg Faces Leadership Challenge from Corpse

As the Lib Dem conference gets underway in Bournemouth, a number of backbench MPs are mounting a challenge to Nick Clegg's leadership with a campaign to draft the legendary David Lloyd George back into office to replace him. Despite the fact that th...

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Funny story: Cheeky Girl Dumps Lembit Opik For Nick Clegg

Cheeky Girl Dumps Lembit Opik For Nick Clegg

Cheeky Girl singer Gabriela Irimia has dumped her Lib Dem MP boyfriend Lembit Opik because he is strange, according to her mother, who said her daughter prefers Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, who is "more ru...

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Funny story: Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

There was an electoral catastrophe in the making this morning as the Local Council Election Results started coming in, when it was realised that Palestinian group Hamas had taken the fictitious London constituency of Bermondsey. Election organiser...

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Funny story: Poltergeist Elected New Lib Dem Leader

Poltergeist Elected New Lib Dem Leader

The new leader of the Liberal Democrats is a poltergeist, which was ejected from of of the Scottish Nationalist Party for throwing pans at 'loud supremo' Alex Salmond.

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Funny story: Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

In a embittered and scathing press conference today, ex-Liberal-Democrat leader Sir Menzies 'Ming' Campbell apportioned the blame for his resignation on the media's apparent obsession with his ma...

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Funny story: Kennedy stages comeback

Kennedy stages comeback

Liberal Party HQ, London - (Abstemious Mess): The Liberals' most electorally successful piss artist for 80 years is staging a comeback after pushing Ming Campbell down a pothole last night.

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Funny story: Sir Minge Goes for Old

Sir Minge Goes for Old

In a fighting speech at the Lib-Dem conference today, Sir Minge Campbell, their sort of leader, announced that far from his age being a hindrance it will be an election winner.

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Funny story: Campbell: Lib Dem's Brie Bonanza

Campbell: Lib Dem's Brie Bonanza

British Liberal Democrat leader Sir Ming Campbell has called on his party to back a new British space programme after scientists discovered the moon is made of green cheese.

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Funny story: Lib Dems show the carbon neutral way

Lib Dems show the carbon neutral way

Lib Dem Environment spokesman Chris Huhne has set out his party's agenda for the next general election and aims to cure global warming and homelessness in one fell swoop.

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