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Funny story: Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag Have Just Finished Filming Their X-Rated Movie "The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell"

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag Have Just Finished Filming Their X-Rated Movie "The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell"

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag were hanging out by the pool at Montag's $7.7 million Sherman Oaks mansion Plasticland Manor celebrating their soon-to-be released film, The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bi...

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Funny story: Country Singer Chely Wright Says She's Found The 'Wright' Woman And Lesbian Wedding Bells Will Be Ringing In August

Country Singer Chely Wright Says She's Found The 'Wright' Woman And Lesbian Wedding Bells Will Be Ringing In August

WILLAMANTIC, Connecticut - Country music singer Chely Wright 40, who came out of the bunkhouse closet last year and told the world that she is a full-fledged lesbianite has just announced that on August 20, 2011, she is getting herself 'hitched' as t...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Says Her "Tramp Stamp" Tattoo With The Initials "K.S." Is Not Permanent

Vanessa Hudgens Says Her "Tramp Stamp" Tattoo With The Initials "K.S." Is Not Permanent

SANTA ANA, California - The star of the Twilight series was in Santa Ana, home of the dreaded Santa Ana Winds, visiting her former high school geography teacher Mr. Humboldt Puckerfield, 72. As soon as she stepped outside of Mr. Puckerfield's double-wide trailer she was met by a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk Summersetter Faxx. Vanessa was asked about the rumor that she had gone down to Ve...

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Funny story: Daisy Lowe Claims 'I'm A Mild Lesbian'

Daisy Lowe Claims 'I'm A Mild Lesbian'

Daisy Lowe, model and partner of Doctor Who star Matt Smith, sensationally revealed today that she is a 'mild lesbian' during an interview. The cat walk star told reporters that she had 'a crush' on star Kelly Brooke, and that she was 'a hotty'. T...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga Deny Those Ever Persistent Lesbian Rumors

Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga Deny Those Ever Persistent Lesbian Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The rumor mill seems to be working 24/7 when it comes to the comings and goings of two of the top singers in America Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera. Lady Gaga who was just named 'The Most Popular Woman In Delaware' is getting re...

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Funny story: Nigella Lawson: "We're All A Bit Lesbian!"

Nigella Lawson: "We're All A Bit Lesbian!"

Buxom TV sexpot cook, Nigella Lawson, claims that all women have a bit of the lesbian about them. Recalling her days at boarding school, the busty domestic goddess said she had a crush on a fellow pupil. Although she says she's never had any gi...

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Funny story: Baby Bombshell: Queen Latifah And Her Girlfriend Have Decided To Have A Baby

Baby Bombshell: Queen Latifah And Her Girlfriend Have Decided To Have A Baby

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Summersetter Faxx has disclosed that she heard from a very close friend of 40-year-old Queen Latifah that the 6 foot tall actress and her good-looking longtime girlfriend Jeanette "Booty Cutey" Jenkins ar...

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Funny story: Russell Brand did NOT shag Jonathan Ross's daughter. Shock claim.

Russell Brand did NOT shag Jonathan Ross's daughter. Shock claim.

The world of celebrity stuff and things is moderately reeling today from the announcement that there is allegedly at least one bird on the planet that pneumatic tadger wielding Brand hasn't bedded, apart from his own relatives that is. Following o...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross Reveals Daughter Is Gay... Or Something

Jonathan Ross Reveals Daughter Is Gay... Or Something

Britain was underwhelmed in waves of apathy today as the tabloid Press reported on Jonathan Ross's 'outing' of his daughter. Broadcasting personality "Wossy" has two daughters and a son. Asked on a radio programme on Tuesday how he would feel if o...

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Funny story: Butch Cassidy's and the Sundance Kid's Mummies Discovered in a Melting Glacier in Bolivia

Butch Cassidy's and the Sundance Kid's Mummies Discovered in a Melting Glacier in Bolivia

The melting glaciers of the Bolivian Andes have yielded up the mummified remains of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. This was the major topic of interest at the University of La Paz 18th Scientific Assembly. According to Guido Trinidadolé, Profe...

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Funny story: Mona Nelson the butch dyke gets attacked

Mona Nelson the butch dyke gets attacked

Sex starved, Mona Nelson, a butch dyke who spend time with a 12-year old boy named Jonathan, was attacked by over 400 man hungry lesbians in prison, in what many are calling "The Night Without Mercy." Mona Nelson was Jonathan's babysitter when he...

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Funny story: Butch Lesbian Attacks 81-year-old woman

Butch Lesbian Attacks 81-year-old woman

Heavens Gate - An elderly woman named Madeline Klima, who is 81-years-old, was mugged in the subway last week by a Butch Lesbian. While attacking Klima, the Butch Lesbian screamed at her that women never gave her a reach around and she was collecting...

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Funny story: More Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis Revelations

More Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis Revelations

Well after examining the trash can from the "Twilight; Midnight at the Oasis" rehearsal set WikiSquirts reports all they found was a couple hypodermic needles, a condom, half eaten and very decomposed avocado and turkey sandwich, a partially filled d...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio States That Gays Are No Longer Welcome In Arizona

Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio States That Gays Are No Longer Welcome In Arizona

MARICOPA, Arizona - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle recently spoke with Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is probably the most well-known lawman in the entire United States. "Pinky" Arpaio, was given his unusual nickname by the inmates, pr...

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Funny story: A Popular West Coast Publication Is Reporting That Oprah Winfrey Is Considering A Sex-Change So That She Can Marry Gayle King

A Popular West Coast Publication Is Reporting That Oprah Winfrey Is Considering A Sex-Change So That She Can Marry Gayle King

LOS ANGELES - News filtering out of the Left Coast and more specifically the noted newspaper to the stars, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has revealed that talk show queen and billionairess Oprah Winfrey is giving serious consideration to going in and...

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Funny story: Lesbianism blamed for Ford jail arson

Lesbianism blamed for Ford jail arson

Sussex - (Wormwood Scrubbers): Ministry of Justice bosses today blamed Ford Open Prison's openly gay woman governor for the weekend's rioting that burnt down the jail. 'Mean looking' Sharon Williams apparently sparked the blaze that caused £3milli...

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Funny story: Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Engage In Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus.

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Engage In Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus.

If you've lived your life waiting for Padmé Amidala and Meg Griffin to sip each other's fuzzy cups, the 2010 movie "Dark Swan" answers thusly: So, whenever someone Googles... ..."Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus", they're coming right to me. Tak...

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