London - (Reuterus): Residents in the exclusive leafy enclave around Buckingham Palace are to assert their rights under the newly enacted Sarah's Flaw. The legislation is named after one of Sarah, Duchess of York's career-best errors of judgment.
A loop hole in the law has been discovered which could lead to those previously sentenced to life in prison to be back on the streets just hours after their death. This news will come as a blow to campaigners, following the recent high profile cas...
Answering a question that has plagued tens of fans since the first time the cast defiled our collective mentalities, our television friends on "Jersey Shore" have careers post-MTV: Contract negotiations and the attendant law. The cast: JWoww, Fran...
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clogg has revealed plans to abolish unnecessary laws in a bid to shift the balance of power from the state to the people. The moves are intended to bolster the Coalition pledge that policy makers don't make law. People do. I asked a cross section of society what laws they would like to see repealed. The Smoker Speaking from a 6 inch hole in his throat cel...
Los Angeles, CA - California is another state to recently take issue with a growing problem and aim legislation at it. Lest you think illegal immigrants are the problem, however, that is not the number one concern with Californians. No, California ha...
In a bid to reduce public expenditure and raise funds, Justice Secretary Ken Clark has announced a new justice lottery. In a speech at Westminster on Tuesday, Clark told MPs that the new system would be quicker and fairer for everybody. He reveale...
US Attorney General Eric Holder admitted he did not read the Arizona immigration law. The mainstream media ignored this shocking admission. When it was pointed out to Holder that the Arizona law specifically prohibited the use of race as probable c...
The new coalition government, the first coalition government since the war in case you didn't know, has outlined radical changes to the drink driving laws amid tumultuous scenes in the commons. Official government spokespeople have issued the followi...
Following the changes in the Legal Services Act allowing anyone to offer legal services, a supermarket has launched their new Value Legal services. Saying they guarantee to 'undercut any law firm in the country', they offer for example: "sue one...
Reacting to the increased use of hammers, in home and business break-ins during the last two years, the Spartanburg County Council voted 43 to 1 to pass this landmark Anti-Hammer Law. Councilwoman Billie Joe Smith/Wesson was quoted as saying " We hav...
WASHINGTON, DC - "Whereas sex is fundamental to the maintenance of the national citizenry of these United States of America, this bill hereby establishes Federal measures to ensure the right of sex to every citizen and resident of the territory gover...
The house of commons have today passed 4 circumstances in the UK where "murder" is legal. It has been deemed that these 4 circumstances warrant the murder charge being completely dropped and a pat on the back issued instead. The four scenarios are: 1: As a motorist stuck behind a fellow driver who is incapable of reaching the speed limit when there is no traffic in front of them, the...
Three MPs accused last week of multiple offences under the 1968 Theft Act, have vowed to use an obscure Law passed by William the Deceitful in 1432 to avoid a lengthy prison Sentence. One of the three broke down in crocodile tears outside his 15 b...
A farmer who erected a castle and kept it hidden behind bales of hay and tarpaulin has lost a Court Battle to stop it being demolished under Planning Laws. Eric Fiddler built his home - complete with battlements, portcullis, cannon, moat and dunge...
A man in Bracknell has taken his local watering hole to court over alleged misleading information of a drink he was served. The Blue Boar served Daniel Wagstaff a rum and coke at approximately 9:37pm on Friday night. The barmaid asked if he would...
Washington DC: Congress and the president appear unable do anything about important issues such as the economy and jobs, thus requiring concentration on things that have little or no impact on most Americans. New legislation will allow the federal government to regulate thrill seeker activities, as follows: Skiing: Required to have parachutes in the ski boots and front and rear air bags Ligh...
Police Officers responding to frantic emergency calls from concerned neighbours, arrived at the residence of local couple, Martin and Anne Shuttlecock, only to find themselves in the middle of a serious domestic situation. Martin Shuttlecock was s...
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