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Funny story: California Governor Under Fire for Anti-Fattie Law

California Governor Under Fire for Anti-Fattie Law

Los Angeles, CA - California is another state to recently take issue with a growing problem and aim legislation at it. Lest you think illegal immigrants are the problem, however, that is not the number one concern with Californians. No, California ha...

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Funny story: Government Launches Justice Lottery

Government Launches Justice Lottery

In a bid to reduce public expenditure and raise funds, Justice Secretary Ken Clark has announced a new justice lottery. In a speech at Westminster on Tuesday, Clark told MPs that the new system would be quicker and fairer for everybody. He reveale...

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Funny story: US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Eric Holder admitted he did not read the Arizona immigration law. The mainstream media ignored this shocking admission. When it was pointed out to Holder that the Arizona law specifically prohibited the use of race as probable c...

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Funny story: Government introduces new drink driving laws

Government introduces new drink driving laws

The new coalition government, the first coalition government since the war in case you didn't know, has outlined radical changes to the drink driving laws amid tumultuous scenes in the commons. Official government spokespeople have issued the followi...

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Funny story: Supermarket to offer Value range legal stuff

Supermarket to offer Value range legal stuff

Following the changes in the Legal Services Act allowing anyone to offer legal services, a supermarket has launched their new Value Legal services. Saying they guarantee to 'undercut any law firm in the country', they offer for example: "sue one...

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Funny story: Spartanburg County Council Passes Anti-Hammer Law

Spartanburg County Council Passes Anti-Hammer Law

Reacting to the increased use of hammers, in home and business break-ins during the last two years, the Spartanburg County Council voted 43 to 1 to pass this landmark Anti-Hammer Law. Councilwoman Billie Joe Smith/Wesson was quoted as saying " We hav...

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Funny story: "Sex Is a Right" - Proposed US Legislation

"Sex Is a Right" - Proposed US Legislation

WASHINGTON, DC - "Whereas sex is fundamental to the maintenance of the national citizenry of these United States of America, this bill hereby establishes Federal measures to ensure the right of sex to every citizen and resident of the territory gover...

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Funny story: UK - change in law: When murder is legal

UK - change in law: When murder is legal

The house of commons have today passed 4 circumstances in the UK where "murder" is legal. It has been deemed that these 4 circumstances warrant the murder charge being completely dropped and a pat on the back issued instead. The four scenarios are: 1: As a motorist stuck behind a fellow driver who is incapable of reaching the speed limit when there is no traffic in front of them, the...

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Funny story: 1432 Law Could Save MPs in Expenses Row

1432 Law Could Save MPs in Expenses Row

Three MPs accused last week of multiple offences under the 1968 Theft Act, have vowed to use an obscure Law passed by William the Deceitful in 1432 to avoid a lengthy prison Sentence. One of the three broke down in crocodile tears outside his 15 b...

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Funny story: Farmer's Home is NOT His Castle

Farmer's Home is NOT His Castle

A farmer who erected a castle and kept it hidden behind bales of hay and tarpaulin has lost a Court Battle to stop it being demolished under Planning Laws. Eric Fiddler built his home - complete with battlements, portcullis, cannon, moat and dunge...

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Funny story: Business Destroyed By Ice Cube

Business Destroyed By Ice Cube

A man in Bracknell has taken his local watering hole to court over alleged misleading information of a drink he was served. The Blue Boar served Daniel Wagstaff a rum and coke at approximately 9:37pm on Friday night. The barmaid asked if he would...

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Funny story: Federal Regulations Proposed to Protect Us from Ourselves

Federal Regulations Proposed to Protect Us from Ourselves

Washington DC: Congress and the president appear unable do anything about important issues such as the economy and jobs, thus requiring concentration on things that have little or no impact on most Americans. New legislation will allow the federal government to regulate thrill seeker activities, as follows: Skiing: Required to have parachutes in the ski boots and front and rear air bags Ligh...

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Funny story: 'Domestic' Spiralled Out Of Control. Local Man In Court.

'Domestic' Spiralled Out Of Control. Local Man In Court.

Police Officers responding to frantic emergency calls from concerned neighbours, arrived at the residence of local couple, Martin and Anne Shuttlecock, only to find themselves in the middle of a serious domestic situation. Martin Shuttlecock was s...

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Funny story: Girl charged with criminal recklessness over attempted liaison

Girl charged with criminal recklessness over attempted liaison

A 14 year old girl was today charged with criminal recklessness for attempting to organize a meeting with an older man. The girl, whose name has been withheld for legal reasons, is alleged to have contacted 25 year old Philip Oldsmith over the so...

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Funny story: Work Ethics: A brief history of masterbation at work

Work Ethics: A brief history of masterbation at work

Are you familiar with the UK's legal requirement to masturbate at work? That's not surprising. Out of 100 people asked the same question, everyone said 'No'. Also 30 people asked me if I was taking the piss and 12 threatened to beat me up. 3 People actually did beat me up. The 1946 UK Masturbation at Work directive In the mid 1940's it was calculated that masturbation in men accounted for...

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Funny story: Tell Em You Know Nowt, Barrister Advises Client

Tell Em You Know Nowt, Barrister Advises Client

A client facing serious charges was this morning advised by a prominent barrister to "say nowt" in court. The accused's brother told me: "What's that all about? We're paying this bloke six grand a day to represent our kid in court on charges of 's...

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Funny story: US State Legislators to Stand Down in CY 2010

US State Legislators to Stand Down in CY 2010

Washington DC: An emergency session of the 2009 State Governors Conference was held here. The 50 state governors agreed to each issue Gubernatorial Executive Orders that would bail out their state's ailing economy. The 50 state governors and all...

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