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Funny story: Paul Wolfowitz Resigns World Bank, To Manage Las Vegas Casino

Paul Wolfowitz Resigns World Bank, To Manage Las Vegas Casino

LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - Paul Wolfowitz has resigned as President of the World Bank and has accepted a lucrative position to run the Golden Nugget Casino in Las Vegas.

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Funny story: Plans Revealed for World's Largest Casino in Las Vegas

Plans Revealed for World's Largest Casino in Las Vegas

Balmy Resorts Inc. has announced plans to build the world's biggest ever casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. The corporation has purchased a 500-acre tract of land at the end of the Strip and will soon begin construction of a "four billion dollar g...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

LAS VEGASS, NEVADA - (GEEKNOOZ) Standing in front of 25,000 attendees of the 25th Annual GEEKTECK 2007 Show, Bill Gates, Owner and Board Chairman at Microsoft (NYSE:MFST), announced...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson is about to sell his prized Beatles song catalogue to help pay off his debts which are estimated at $900 million. The sale will go ahead on eBay where bidding will start at around $750 million.

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Funny story: Jim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows

Jim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows

Sin City/Las Vegas, Nevada (a non-AP news alert) In a shocking expose broadcast from the overflowing parking lots of Las Vegas's total nude cabarets, it has been learned that city laws here prevent the serving of alcoholic beverages at totally...

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Funny story: Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Las Vegas - In the wake of what the news media are calling "boring news", the Las Vegas Police Department is asking local criminals to try their best to be "more entertaining" when committing crimes.

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Funny story: Scientists Determine What Happens in Vegas Rarely Stays There

Scientists Determine What Happens in Vegas Rarely Stays There

A groundbreaking study has provided strong evidence that what happens in Las Vegas frequently becomes widely known elsewhere. This is a direct contradiction of the common belief that what happens in Vegas is essentially a secret known only to direct...

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Funny story: IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

Las Vegas - The biggest, most anticipated battle ever to be fought took place last night outside a Las Vegas night club.

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Funny story: Bush In Job Switch

Bush In Job Switch

Hollywood, D.C. - If President Bush worked driving bus for Greyhound, and was suppose to take a load of passengers to Las Vegas, but ended up in Disneyland, gave it a second try, and drove to Salt Lake City, then on the third attempt, landed in Aspen, Colorado, chances are he'd lose his job. If he defended his driving and map reading skills by suggesting he send a team of wise men to Las Vega...

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Funny story: Total Immersion Audio, The Nan.Com.Podd, "It's Just A Shot Away."

Total Immersion Audio, The Nan.Com.Podd, "It's Just A Shot Away."

Las Vegas, Nevada, Nan.Com Convention -- "I've got you under my skin", crooned a generations "Chairman of the Board", little realizing that the Chairman of another generation would bring Frank Sinatra and countless other artis...

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Funny story: Collector Pays $690,000 For Decidedly Not Sexy Escort

Collector Pays $690,000 For Decidedly Not Sexy Escort

LAS VEGAS - A Houston multi-millionaire who appears to have lost his mind, or at least parts thereof, paid $690,000 at the Kruse auction for an escort. Not the exciting and speedy Anna Nicole Smith variety pictured above, but a 1975 Ford GL version,...

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Funny story: Disco Dice Nightclub opens in Las Vegas

Disco Dice Nightclub opens in Las Vegas

Last weekend a new nightclub opened in Las Vegas atop a 700-foot tall stripper pole: Disco Dice Nightclub. Paul Shanahan, owner of Disco Dice Nightclub, said the only thing harder than getting a bank to finance the $100 million dollar project was to...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

Las Vegas (AARP) Casino Mogul Steve Wynnwood today announced that a"French Quarter" themed casino / vacation complex in Las Vegas will likely be completed "Before the actual city is pumped dry." Claims Wynnwood "I believe...

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Funny story: Primitive Preacher Says "Good Riddance" to New Orleans Victims

Primitive Preacher Says "Good Riddance" to New Orleans Victims

God has taken his wrath out on Sin City and Las Vegas is next," said Brother Cletus Crapout of the Mountain Plains Valley Creek Community Church in Emmett, Alabama. Rev. Crapout delivered his prediction to the 15,000 present at each of the three ser...

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Funny story: Rising Oil prices gain attention of Las Vegas

Rising Oil prices gain attention of Las Vegas

Las Vegas-"This is one of the biggest new opportunities that I've seen in years," said Rico Imbroglione, when asked about the why and wherefore of the new "Oil Book" at Caesar's in Las Vegas. "This is how it works, my little inexperienced-in-the-way...

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Funny story: George Lucas hates 'Revenge of the Sith'

George Lucas hates 'Revenge of the Sith'

Director George Lucas says that he "couldn't care less" if moviegoers don't like his last and final installment of the Star Wars franchise, ‘Revenge of the Sith'. He spoke last Thursday at the ShoWest convention at Paris/Las Vegas.

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Funny story: Tiger Claims "Self-Defense"

Tiger Claims "Self-Defense"

Las Vegas, Nevada - "That bad man bit me first, and I had no choice but to defend myself," Montecore the Tiger told reporters. "No wonder he told everyone not to have me ‘put down,' because he knows that he started it."...

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