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Funny story: Police try to question OJ about theft; former NFL star threatens suicide and flees in Ford Bronco

Police try to question OJ about theft; former NFL star threatens suicide and flees in Ford Bronco

Las Vegas - Police investigating the theft of sporting memorabilia from a hotel announced that the main suspect was OJ Simpson. Simpson, who had claimed ownership of the goods, promptly stole a white Ford Bronco, pla...

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Funny story: Bishop Desmond Tutu wins big in Las Vegas

Bishop Desmond Tutu wins big in Las Vegas

Former Chairman of South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Commission, Bishop Desmond Tutu, struck it rich at the slot machines on a wild weekend in Vegas.

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Funny story: Madonna and Justin(e) to lock lips at up coming MTV awards in Las Vegas next month; Madonna feels young again

Madonna and Justin(e) to lock lips at up coming MTV awards in Las Vegas next month; Madonna feels young again

Hollywood, California - Although it is rumored that Justin is Madonna's new boy-toy, in actuality, the two have been secretly rehearsing together in preparation for their joint performance on stage at the up coming MTV awards in Las Vegas next mo...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Tops Heaven as Ultimate Destination

Las Vegas Tops Heaven as Ultimate Destination

(Las Vegas) - A new report by the Las Vegas Visitors Board shows that more people go to Las Vegas than go to Heaven.

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Funny story: Sir Elton John Loses nearly 90 Pounds! Head Practically Disappears!

Sir Elton John Loses nearly 90 Pounds! Head Practically Disappears!

Sir Elton John, who very recently headlined the Concert For Diana's Gerbil Fund, shocked fans with his sleek new slender look. What they might not have recognised is his head, which some estimate may have accounted for as much as 40% of the weigh...

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Funny story: Vegas Going Broke as Ron Paul's Odds Improve!

Vegas Going Broke as Ron Paul's Odds Improve!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Las Vegas - From sea to shining sea, Las Vegas has been the one place in America that has seen a profit through both good economic situations and bad, but Las Vegas is going broke as Ron Paul's odds move from 200 to 1 15 to...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Joins British Military

Michael Jackson Joins British Military

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - In an effort to gain the title Sir Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson has joined the military and bribed Tony Blair $1,000,000 pounds Sterling. Michael Jackson didn't realize that Tony Blair was on his way out becau...

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Funny story: Jackson Drops Bid to Block Auction

Jackson Drops Bid to Block Auction

ABN (Angel Boi's News) - Las Vegas - Michael Jackson's lawyers have dropped a bid to block an auction of a warehouse full of Jackson's belongings. It was a failed business venture that wound Jackson up in the bankruptcy court.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Drops Bid to Block Vegas Auction

Michael Jackson Drops Bid to Block Vegas Auction

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Las Vegas - Michael Jackson's lawyers dropped a bid to block an auction of a warehouse full of Jackson's belongings. It was a failed business venture that wound Jackson up in the bankruptcy court.

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Funny story: Paul Wolfowitz Resigns World Bank, To Manage Las Vegas Casino

Paul Wolfowitz Resigns World Bank, To Manage Las Vegas Casino

LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - Paul Wolfowitz has resigned as President of the World Bank and has accepted a lucrative position to run the Golden Nugget Casino in Las Vegas.

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Funny story: Plans Revealed for World's Largest Casino in Las Vegas

Plans Revealed for World's Largest Casino in Las Vegas

Balmy Resorts Inc. has announced plans to build the world's biggest ever casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. The corporation has purchased a 500-acre tract of land at the end of the Strip and will soon begin construction of a "four billion dollar g...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

LAS VEGASS, NEVADA - (GEEKNOOZ) Standing in front of 25,000 attendees of the 25th Annual GEEKTECK 2007 Show, Bill Gates, Owner and Board Chairman at Microsoft (NYSE:MFST), announced...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson is about to sell his prized Beatles song catalogue to help pay off his debts which are estimated at $900 million. The sale will go ahead on eBay where bidding will start at around $750 million.

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Funny story: Jim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows

Jim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows

Sin City/Las Vegas, Nevada (a non-AP news alert) In a shocking expose broadcast from the overflowing parking lots of Las Vegas's total nude cabarets, it has been learned that city laws here prevent the serving of alcoholic beverages at totally...

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Funny story: Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Las Vegas - In the wake of what the news media are calling "boring news", the Las Vegas Police Department is asking local criminals to try their best to be "more entertaining" when committing crimes.

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Funny story: Scientists Determine What Happens in Vegas Rarely Stays There

Scientists Determine What Happens in Vegas Rarely Stays There

A groundbreaking study has provided strong evidence that what happens in Las Vegas frequently becomes widely known elsewhere. This is a direct contradiction of the common belief that what happens in Vegas is essentially a secret known only to direct...

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Funny story: IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

Las Vegas - The biggest, most anticipated battle ever to be fought took place last night outside a Las Vegas night club.

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