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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: I Want to Have Rob's Baby in Real Life

Kristen Stewart: I Want to Have Rob's Baby in Real Life

Although they have become parents in the Twilight Movie episodes, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters this morning that she was anxious for she and Rob Pattinson to have a child of our own. "We really haven't talked it over enough but if it wer...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Apologizes For Making Lewd Remarks About Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens

Taylor Lautner Apologizes For Making Lewd Remarks About Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens

LA BREA - Taylor Lautner was having lunch at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner when he was asked why he had made such lewd remarks about Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens. Lautner, who is currently dating Lily Collins, the daughter of music icon...

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Funny story: Pattinson poisoned by Kristen's Valentine Dinner

Pattinson poisoned by Kristen's Valentine Dinner

Water for Elephants and Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, was today admitted to hospital with debilitating stomach cramps and vomiting attacks earlier today. Pattinson was said to have started feeling ill, shortly after eating alleged girlfriend,...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In Ron Jeremy's Porn Film, "The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Tokyo"?

Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In Ron Jeremy's Porn Film, "The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Tokyo"?

HOLLYWOOD - After months of speculation it is now official Ron Jeremy, who has starred in over 2,000 porn films has stated that he will be co-starring with Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens in The Monteverdi Brothers motion picture film The Twillin...

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Funny story: Man Commits Suicide After Watching Dakota Fanning - Kristen Stewart Bomb

Man Commits Suicide After Watching Dakota Fanning - Kristen Stewart Bomb

A New Jersey may was found hung in his home this evening, and police say it might have been caused by a huge wave of depression caused by the Dakota Fanning / Krtistin Stewart cinematic emetic "The Runaways." "The deceased was found dead of asphyxiation," said Keyport, NJ Police Chief George Casaletto. "It also appears that he poked his own eyes out sometime before his death." While the dece...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Finally Admits That She Has A Major Crush On Zac Efron

Kristen Stewart Finally Admits That She Has A Major Crush On Zac Efron

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Kristen Stewart had flown down to Mexico to spend a few days relaxing in the Baja California sun all by herself. She checked into The El Super Matador Hotel ($600 per night) and went to have lunch in the hotel's famed Olé...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Throws Two Fans Out Of His Bedroom

Robert Pattinson Throws Two Fans Out Of His Bedroom

Twilight toothsome twosome Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had to throw a couple of fans out of their bedroom at the hotel where they have been staying, in a bedroom of the hotel where they have been staying, in a bedroom. The hotel - The Ersatz Vampyre - is situated in Ajaccio, Corsica, where the preternatural pair have been filming the bedroom scenes for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Kristen Is A Natural Born Vampyre!

Robert Pattinson: Kristen Is A Natural Born Vampyre!

In the forthcoming Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn movie Kristen Stewart's character Bella will be transformed from vapid vamp-lover to bona-fide bloodsucking beauty. In short, Bella becomes a real born-again vampyre, writes Teen Vampyre Sex Fantasy Correspondent, Camilla Le Fanu. And her co-star in the billion-dollar bounteous bloodlust bonanza, the world's hottest hunk of hot hunky horror hunk h...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Things are getting fangtastically frightening in the Twilight world, writes Netta Morphosis, Celebrity Flux Correspondent. Yes, the Twi-niverse is witnessing some cosmic creepiness going on right now, what with Bella, played by Kristen Stewart, b...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart Extremely Upset!

Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart Extremely Upset!

What would upset Robert Pattinson so much that he would not talk to anyone even over the telephone last week? Apparently it was the same news that is not very popular with Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart either. Their movie "Twilight: Eclipse...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Needs the Brass to Keep Me!

Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Needs the Brass to Keep Me!

Friends of Twilight star Kristen Stewart say that she has been more than a little miffed by the way she has been treated by her long-time boyfriend, Robert Pattinson. "She told us that she feels like he takes it for granted that she will always be...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In The X-Rated "The Naked Nubiles of Nevada"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In The X-Rated "The Naked Nubiles of Nevada"

HOLLYWOOD - Tittle Tattle Tonight has just announced that three of America's leading young actresses will be appearing in Sheboygan Saddlewood's sex-crazed casino film The Naked Nubiles of Nevada. Saddlewood said that he recently secured the film...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner says "I would love to play Justin Bieber in a biopic of his life"

Taylor Lautner says "I would love to play Justin Bieber in a biopic of his life"

Yesterday I caught up with the twilight wolf- hunk Taylor Lautner, asking him what role he'd love to play next. The 18 year old hottie shocked us all with his reply: "I've always wanted to play Justin Bieber, I love that kid!" Well Taylor, we hadn't a clue! He added "If they ever made a film about his life, It would be phenomenal for me too play him." After asking him why he it's su...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

A dreadful fate seems to have befallen Twilight movie stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, writes Andy Marvel, Celebrity Metaphysics Correspondent. The toothsome twosome have been on the crest of a celebrity wave ever since the movie franch...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

VENICE BEACH - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that the rumors of an intimate relationship that were reported in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette between movie starlets Vanessa Hudgens and Kristen Stewart are totally false. LC2M Editor A...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to live on the island?

Isle of Wight News - Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to live on the island?

Hollywood megastars, Rob Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart are looking to set up home together on the Isle of Wight. Reports from Sandown Estate Agents owner Juliette Horby indicate that they are looking at Whitecliff Bay. "The couple were in our S...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Say Sex is Over-Rated

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Say Sex is Over-Rated

In a press conference yesterday two stars of the Twilight movie series told press agents that they thought that sex was way over-rated. "I think it was a nine or ten earlier on", stated Stewart, "but I'd only give it a five...maybe even a four now...

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