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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies That She's The Reason Why Kobe Bryant's Wife Filed For Divorce

Kim Kardashian Denies That She's The Reason Why Kobe Bryant's Wife Filed For Divorce

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Since announcing that she was divorcing her philandering Los Angeles Lakers husband Vanessa Bryant has been keeping a very low profile. So much in fact that even FedEx deliverymen cannot seem to contact her to deliver Christmas p...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That His Divorce Will Not Affect His Basketball Play Except Maybe For His Free Throw Shooting

Kobe Bryant Says That His Divorce Will Not Affect His Basketball Play Except Maybe For His Free Throw Shooting

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Los Angeles Lakers Kobe Bryant had just finished dribbling and shooting a basketball for three hours straight during a team practice at The Staples Center when he sat down with Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket.

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Funny story: Recent Hollywood break-ups lead to one conclusion: brunettes aren't pretty enough

Recent Hollywood break-ups lead to one conclusion: brunettes aren't pretty enough

HOLLYWOOD - Kobe Bryant joins Ashton Kutcher and Kris Humphries as recent high-profile hot-shots who have decided to split with their wives. Although no two relationships are the same, all indications point to the fact that in each of these cases...

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Funny story: In A Sports Shocker Vanessa Bryant Files For Divorce From Kobe Bryant Causing The Cancellation of Their Reality Show After Only One Episode

In A Sports Shocker Vanessa Bryant Files For Divorce From Kobe Bryant Causing The Cancellation of Their Reality Show After Only One Episode

LOS ANGELES - Things were really looking good for Kobe Bryant. The NBA lockout had ended and Kobe's team the Los Angeles Lakers were preparing for their first game against the Chicago Bulls on Christmas day. Kobe, who is the NBA's highest paid pla...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant and His Wife Vanessa To Star In A New Reality Show "Kobe & Vanessa Doing L.A."

Kobe Bryant and His Wife Vanessa To Star In A New Reality Show "Kobe & Vanessa Doing L.A."

HOLLYWOOD - Former Los Angeles Lakers Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian, stars of the cable network show Lamar & Khloe are not the only basketball couple whose day-to-day exploits America gets to see. Word out of Tinsel Town is that Lak...

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Funny story: NBA Plantation Workers Still Prefer the Aston Martin DB9

NBA Plantation Workers Still Prefer the Aston Martin DB9

NBA player attorney Jeffrey Kessler asserted yesterday, that his represented union based sports-entertainment employees were simply underpaid "plantation workers". Premium auto dealers around the U.S. might disagree, given recent sales of elite auto...

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Funny story: Shame, Stupidity and Rotten Fruit Follow NBA Negotiations

Shame, Stupidity and Rotten Fruit Follow NBA Negotiations

Following months of what fans might call ridiculous and economically insulting negotiations over how much money players or NBA team owners actually deserve, one grass roots group of blue-collar fans is letting them all know exactly how they feel, wit...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Has Trouble Winning in Angry Birds

Kobe Bryant Has Trouble Winning in Angry Birds

LOS ANGELES - It's been one hundred and fifteen days since the National Basketball Association has been on lockout. Although sport pundits tell me that these kind so lockouts in sports always deal with the same thing, money, greed, and home court adv...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Kobe Bryant Rumor

Sarah Palin Addresses The Kobe Bryant Rumor

KANKAKEE, Illinois - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Kankakee, the Illinois town where Confederate General Stonewall Jackson said to his rebel troops back in September of 1862, "Dammit fellers, I do believe dat we be some lost sons-of-b...

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Funny story: Obama Demands NBA Must "Pass this New Contract RIGHT NOW!"

Obama Demands NBA Must "Pass this New Contract RIGHT NOW!"

President Obama took time off from campaigning to throw his support behind the NBA player's union as contract negotiations have broken off and the owners have declared a 'lockout' threatening the 2011-2012 season. In an informal rant after a picku...

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Funny story: Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Give Kobe Bryant Paparazzi Tips

Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Give Kobe Bryant Paparazzi Tips

New Jersey Nets power forward Kris Humphries is marrying Kim Kardashian this Saturday at the Sotto Il Monte Estate in Montecito, California. Invitations to the pending nuptials are available on eBay. Kobe Bryant is a five time NBA Champion. Gimme Fiv...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Guest Star On The Reality Show "Khloe & Lamar"

Lady Gaga To Guest Star On The Reality Show "Khloe & Lamar"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Khloe Kardashian was recently asked who she would like to have guest star on her and her husband's show Khloe & Lamar. She thought about it for a while and replied that she'd love to have Michelle Obama as a guest star. Well...

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Funny story: The NBA Lockout Causes L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol To Take Chinese Lessons At UCLA So They Can Go Play In China

The NBA Lockout Causes L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol To Take Chinese Lessons At UCLA So They Can Go Play In China

LOS ANGELES - NBA Commissioner David Stern has issued an NBA Lockout. The Collective Bargaining Agreement was tossed into the trash can along with yesterday's newspaper, KFC fast food bags, and the dozens of Starbucks cappuccinos, frappuccinos, and l...

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Funny story: Ron Artest of The Los Angeles Lakers To Change His Name To Metta World Peace

Ron Artest of The Los Angeles Lakers To Change His Name To Metta World Peace

LOS ANGELES - Ron Artest of the Los Angeles Lakers recently spoke with fellow teammate Kobe Bryant and told him that he is planning on undergoing a name change. Bryant reportedly looked at him and told him if he changes his name to Ron Weiner he p...

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Funny story: Trade Rumors Have Kobe Bryant Heading To The Dallas Mavericks

Trade Rumors Have Kobe Bryant Heading To The Dallas Mavericks

LOS ANGELES - Rumblings in LaLaLand, aka The Land of The Lakers are reverberating that the Lakers super star Kobe Bryant may be on his way out of El Lay and heading to Big D (Dallas). Bryant reportedly told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory that a...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Leonardo DiCaprio Dumped His Sexy, Sultry, Girlfriend Bar Refaeli

The Reason Why Leonardo DiCaprio Dumped His Sexy, Sultry, Girlfriend Bar Refaeli

SAN FRANCISCO - Leonard DiCaprio was shopping for sunglasses as he strolled leisurely down San Francisco's world famous Fisherman's Wharf. DiCaprio was asked by Fauna Goobergarden of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune where girlfriend Bar Refaeli was.

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Funny story: Kobe to Gay Groups: "Don't Get Your Panties In A Bunch, Butt Pirates. I Was Kidding.

Kobe to Gay Groups: "Don't Get Your Panties In A Bunch, Butt Pirates. I Was Kidding.

Los Angeles Lakers' most-valuable homophobe, Kobe Bryant has called and apologized to the nation's leading Gay Rights leaders, days after he called an NBA referee a "f--king f-ggot." "Jesus Christ, you gays, it was a joke! I'm sorry," said Bryant,...

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