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Funny story: Kanye West Says That He Will Make Jimmy Kimmel Lick His Shoes For Disrespecting Him

Kanye West Says That He Will Make Jimmy Kimmel Lick His Shoes For Disrespecting Him

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West is reportedly angrier that Kirstie Alley with an empty family-sized bag of Doritos. The hip hop rapper is furious and pretty near foaming at the mouth over the way he says Jimmy "The Chump" Kimmel disrespected him on his la...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Sells Her Restaurant

Kim Kardashian Sells Her Restaurant

MARINA DEL REY - Kim Kardashian has sold her restaurant. Kim's Kozy Kitchen was noted for its speciality which is The Diet Low-Cal Rodeo Drive Hot Dog. When asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors why she sold it, she replied that it was due to per...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton gets oiled and fisted by Kim Kardashian - but it's not what you think!

Paris Hilton gets oiled and fisted by Kim Kardashian - but it's not what you think!

Paris Hilton got oiled just before being fisted by Kim Kardashian during their first encounter together after they spent a moment clintching each other and breathing hard. Kardashian reportedly stated that she was tired and had to take a rest afte...

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Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters Are Really Upset About Their Mom and Dad's Sex Tape

The Kardashian Sisters Are Really Upset About Their Mom and Dad's Sex Tape

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Word coming out of The Kardashian Klan Kompound is that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are not at all happy with the recent revelation about a sex tape of parents Kris and Bruce Jenner's mattress merriment. The tape first surfaced in t...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West certainly know how to turn a buck. Both have the uncanny ability to make money appear out of thin air. West just returned from Kazakhstan where he performed a concert and was paid the amazing sum of...

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Funny story: Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian is absoltuely devastated at the news that her brand new show Kris has been cancelled by the FOX Network after only six weeks. An inside source at the fair and balanced network, who did not want his fair...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about the Kardashian (Klan) is that they are not the least bit shy about speaking up about anything and everything. Khloe recently appeared on The Viagra View and she told co-hosts Larry King and Regis Phil...

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Funny story: The Ellen DeGeneres - Kris Jenner Feud Heats Up

The Ellen DeGeneres - Kris Jenner Feud Heats Up

HOLLYWOOD - The latest feud to take place in Tinsel Town is between talk show host Ellen DeGeneres and reality show star Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian. It appears that 57-year-old Kris stated that she does not like Ellen's talk show because it i...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Depressed About The 'No Wedding' Plans

Kim Kardashian Depressed About The 'No Wedding' Plans

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently spoke with Glamboyant Magazine's Savannah Kettle about her new baby (North) and her old baby (Kanye). Kim, who will turn 33, in October, explained that now that she has a baby, things feel so much different.

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Funny story: President Obama Considering Leasing Out Air Force One To The Kardashian Family

President Obama Considering Leasing Out Air Force One To The Kardashian Family

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has been advised by a group of his advisers to consider leasing out Air Force One as a means of bringing in some much needed revenue. Vice-President Joe Biden who met with the advisers noted that 90 percent of th...

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Funny story: Kanye West Says Baby Mama Kim Kardashian Will Not Be Mrs. Kanye West

Kanye West Says Baby Mama Kim Kardashian Will Not Be Mrs. Kanye West

LOS ANGELES - In an announcement that has stunned the entire Kardashian family, Kanye West who is the father of Kim Kardashian's baby North West, says he has no intentions of marrying Kim. West speaking with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors said that...

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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Confesses That The Kardashian Females Are Driving Him "Krazy!"

Bruce Jenner Confesses That The Kardashian Females Are Driving Him "Krazy!"

HIDDEN HILLS, California - Bruce Jenner, 63, has said that his wife Kris really needs to see about naming their Hidden Hills mansion, Casa Summer's Eve. He made the remark because of the huge number of Kardashian females running around the place a...

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Funny story: Kim and Kanye had been hiding the truth about newborn, North, from Kris Jenner -- he's an alien!!!

Kim and Kanye had been hiding the truth about newborn, North, from Kris Jenner -- he's an alien!!!

On Sunday afternoon, Kim Kardashian, 32, and Kanye West, rapper and music producer, released new pictures of their newborn son. North, weighing 100 lbs. and blessed with a large derriere and an unusually shaped head, is already being filmed for the...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Talks About Her New Baby (North West), Her Old Baby (Kanye), and Her Mom (Kris)

Kim Kardashian Talks About Her New Baby (North West), Her Old Baby (Kanye), and Her Mom (Kris)

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian says that she can hardly wait to lose all of her baby weight and get back to being the Queen of The Tinsel Town Tushes. She talked with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More T...

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Funny story: Kanye West Says He Ain't Changing No Baby Diapers Period!

Kanye West Says He Ain't Changing No Baby Diapers Period!

BEVERLY HILLS - Hip hop rapper Kanye West says that he loves his little baby girl North West, but there is no way that he is going to be changing her baby diapers. West who fathered a baby out of wedlock with girlfriend Kim Kardashian spoke with Y...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian announces she is expecting quadruplets

Kim Kardashian announces she is expecting quadruplets

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have announced that they are now expecting quadruplets, which for their vast array of low-IQ, sheep-like, celebrity clap-trap fans means that Kim will be giving birth to four babies at the same time. Speaking to a vas...

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Funny story: Chimps Demand Retirement Party

Chimps Demand Retirement Party

It happened as soon as the National Institutes of Health announced this week that "...310 chimps will be retiring from medical research over the next few years..." One of the chimps said, "Throwing us a party, it's the least they can do, we've put in our time." And the chimps weren't at all shy about exactly what kind of a party it should be. Here are a few of the things they demanded: --...

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