NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six children and now a close friend of Angelina's has said that the actress wants to adopt a Russian baby.
Jolie has three biological children plus she has adopted one each from Cambodia, Vietnam,...
It has come to the attention of the Editors that certain first names do not age well with their owners. Before you choose a name for your girl baby, ask yourself these two key questions:
1. If the baby girl becomes a judge someday, does the name sound appropriate - as in "Judge________________(fill in blank with name).
2. Think of the baby as eventually being an elderly woman. Does the...
Toddlers, children who are between the ages of one and three, are inquisitive and "hands-on". The Editors have compiled a list of household items toddlers should never be left alone with, even for a minute:
1. marshmallow creme
2. scotch tape
5. raw eggs
6. any kind of syrup
7. baby powder
8. cotton candy
9. spaghetti with tomato and meat s...
Naming babies can be such great fun for parents, especially new parents. However, the editors have brainstormed some names you probably should think twice about before using:
3. Pepe Le Pew
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA - Google CEO, Larry Page, announced today that their newest spin-off product, the Google "Googlie", will be in U.S. stores as soon as May.
Page reported that Babies "R" Us and Just 4 Kidz will feature the new product i...
There are many couples in the U.S. who have decided not to have children due to the certainty that the offspring would get a horrible disease, passed to it through one of the parents.
But due to scientific breakthroughs, disease causing genes my...
Only hours after leaving a police station in California, Justin Gerber flew to Miami area and was arrested there, accord to Florida police.
"I guess he's fast becoming known as Justin Gerber because he acts like a child. I guess he never grew up",...
You would think that Justin Bieber is trying to save up his sperm as at least his own blood supply, according to news reporters and some fans. But he is donating sperm regularly.
He has apparently been changing banks lately after being spotted (an...
Justin Bieber told reporters yesterday that he knew he was going to be kidded a lot but that was OK.
"Like most kids I had this childhood friend that only I could see and his name was Tidy Little!"
This brought a hearty laugh from the crowd but...
Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio has vowed to act quickly to abolish horse-drawn carriages in the city, especially around Central Park.
Many will argue over this as they say New York is losing all its traditions.
"What are our kids to do that love ri...
Arnold Mason and Donald Heart say that they are only staying together because of the children.
"They would be broken hearted if we separated", stated Mason. "That Donald's always got his nose stuck up somebody's backside and I would ask him to lea...
A glitch of some kind hit 'The Kid's Channel' early this morning and was not pulled or corrected for some time, due to so many employees trapped in the bad weather.
"I didn't know what was going on but I'm very sleepy in the morning and the kids w...
Children are exposed to drugs every day from classroom inhalers, commercials for medications, and dad's old bong hidden in the downstairs closet.
The average age that a child first experiments with marijuana is fourteen. Kids even as young as fiv...
California - Britney Spears is advising parents to leave their children in hospitals, fire stations, police stations and emergency medical facilities instead of harming their babies.
Spears tells parent's that their worst enemy wants them to leave...
In a recent interview with Star$ Magazine, Miley Cyrus talked about what it was like growing up in the South.
"Dad was always playing his guitar and gone for weeks playing barn dance-type shows and looking for a breakthrough. I had an Aunt and som...
Following Chair of OFSTED, Baroness Sally Morgan's recent announcement that children of a certain class should go to school at the age of two, the Panorama TV programme revealed today that there is a social epidemic involving another class of childre...
Normally, I try to just stick to writing satire. I saw this story online and couldn't make anything up after reading it, other than my own reaction. The story vexed me so much it stifled my creativity, so here's what came of it.
I recently ran across an article with the headline Elementary school outlaws playing tag, 'running in packs'
The gist of the story was that some kindergarten teach...
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