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Funny story: Russell Brand Wants To Eat His Own Ejaculate

Russell Brand Wants To Eat His Own Ejaculate

Prancing, mincing, flouncing, waspish wag Russell Brand is desperate to eat his own sperm, writes Dick Fidler, Prattling Egomania Correspondent. In last night's show at the West End Mockney Vampyre Theatre, Brand - who, as well as being a parasiti...

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Funny story: Katy and Russell Add a Little Bump to the Mile High Club

Katy and Russell Add a Little Bump to the Mile High Club

On route to their semi-secret Caribbean Island honeymoon destination, Russell Brand had apparently asked his private jet pilot to steer the plane through a growing hurricane out over the Atlantic, to as Russell put it, "Add a little more bump in hone...

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Funny story: Katy Perry & Russell Brand's wedding not consummated

Katy Perry & Russell Brand's wedding not consummated

Reports have surfaced today that Brand and Perry are still not officially married. The act of 'marriage' requires the couple to consummate it which basically means have a shag (not smoke a pipe) however it appears the bizarre couple have still not ma...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Is So Happy That Katy Perry Is Finally His Wife That He Has Just Bought Her Lake Erie

Russell Brand Is So Happy That Katy Perry Is Finally His Wife That He Has Just Bought Her Lake Erie

CLEVELAND - After waiting and waiting for what seemed like an eternity Russell Brand can now finally call Katy Perry, Mrs. Russell Brand, or even Katy Brand. Brand reportedly told his hairdresser that he has never been happier except maybe for the...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and the Missing Million Pound Monkey

Russell Brand and the Missing Million Pound Monkey

Russell Brand is under suspicion of stealing a monkey, but not just any monkey. This monkey is a trained Jewel Thief and is believed to have previously belonged to Indian Street Gangster who prey on the wealth of European tourists. The monkey...

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Funny story: Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marriage is already on the rocks, according to showbiz gossip websites, after Brand was caught having sex with one of the camels used in the ceremony. The news came just hours after the pair released a statement toge...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Katy Perry Divorce

Russell Brand and Katy Perry Divorce

Mere moments after saying, "I do!", Russell Brand and Katy Perry and Russell Brand have jointly announced their divorce. "Russell Brand and Katy Perry are overjoyed to confirm that their marriage was terminated via divorce on Saturday, October 23.

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Funny story: Russel Brand and Katy Perry Invite Tareq and Michaele Salahi (The White House Party Crashers) To Their Wedding In India

Russel Brand and Katy Perry Invite Tareq and Michaele Salahi (The White House Party Crashers) To Their Wedding In India

JAIPUR, India - Russell Brand and Katy Perry have announced that they have indeed invited the so called White House Party Crashers Tareq and his wife Michaele Salahi to their exquisite wedding. Brand stated that the soon-to-be-married couple decid...

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Funny story: Russell Brand, 39, and Katy Perry, 36DD, Marry in India

Russell Brand, 39, and Katy Perry, 36DD, Marry in India

Russell Brand, voted 2010's Most Unfunny Brit In America by Python Sucks magazine, has married fellow untalented pop-curiosity-of-the-moment Katy Perry in a ridiculously long Indian-style wedding in Greece this evening. Brand, driven out of Englan...

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Funny story: Katy Perry gets cold feet

Katy Perry gets cold feet

Singer Katy Perry - soon to be wed to long haired television personality Russell Brand has reportedly told how she has started to get cold feet. VERY cold feet. An inside source says that now the wedding is getting closer, Katy has been putting m...

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Funny story: Cookie Monster Duet with Coldplay Banned

Cookie Monster Duet with Coldplay Banned

Following a pretty weird video of Katy Perry bulging out of a green dress thing on the Sesame Street, the producers were pretty keen to get some more child-friendly talent into the studios. Unfortunately, as Justin Beiber was busy getting bottles...

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Funny story: Elmo Caught Upskirting Katy Perry on Sesame Street

Elmo Caught Upskirting Katy Perry on Sesame Street

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Katy Perry will not be appearing in the Season Premiere of PBS's Sesame Street. The video was pulled after parents complained of too much cleavage being shown by Ms. Perry. After pulling the segment, it was discovered that Elmo had...

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Funny story: Pap' chap sues Perry, sneaky flash snap of Vajazzled "Brand-trap" scraps pap's cam.

Pap' chap sues Perry, sneaky flash snap of Vajazzled "Brand-trap" scraps pap's cam.

Oh Lordy the troubles I've seen, not me, but them, the hard rocking pair, Brand and Perry have been in the wars of late and now the paparazzo that allegedly attempted to take a saucy snap up Katy Perry's petticoat is suing the "I kissed a girl" star...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Is A Hit As Host of The 2010 Teen Choice Award Show

Katy Perry Is A Hit As Host of The 2010 Teen Choice Award Show

UNIVERSAL CITY, California - The 2010 Teen Choice Awards were held in Universal City, the city that has more teens than any other city in America. The popular event was hosted by Katy Perry, who grew up just up the Pacific Coast Highway in Santa B...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop His Cussing Or Else She'll Break Off Their Engagement

Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop His Cussing Or Else She'll Break Off Their Engagement

SOHO, England - The girl who sang the hit song "I Kissed A Girl" has reportedly told her fiance Russell "The Vulgarian" Brand that he had better stop his 24/7 cussing or else she will call off their marriage. Perry said that she grew up in a very...

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Funny story: Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Following the release of an internet clip on notorious website hehhehsortedwinkwink.con depicting explicit lesbianese sex acts in a shower stall, with soap bubbles and a loofah... Which named the participating lesbian couple as Emma Watson - Hermi...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Edible? - Is Katy Perry A Cannibal?

Cheryl Cole Edible? - Is Katy Perry A Cannibal?

It seems that these days, Katy Perry, fiancee of Russell Brand, just doesn't want to talk about herself any more, as she'd much rather discuss her lesbianese crush on Cheryl Cole, or Cheryl Tweedy as she prefers to be known these days. Perry's gus...

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