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Funny story: Jordan Goes On Strike

Jordan Goes On Strike

Jordan, the most glamorous and beautiful woman in her house, made a shocking announcement at her Daily Price Conference that she is to go on strike. Dazzling the crowd of drooling journalists in a pink diamond-encrusted tabard and matching tiara,...

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Funny story: Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

Price the mega boobed serial wedder has now turned her tiny mind towards quantum mechanics by trying to explain the famous string theory. At a book signing event yesterday she noticed a guy clutching a book called 'String Theory Explained - Steven...

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Funny story: Katie Price's treble all finish third at Plumpton

Katie Price's treble all finish third at Plumpton

Katie Price also known as Jordan was advised by a top tipster about three horses racing at Plumpton on March 22nd,so she put three pounds EW on each. All three ran and incredibly all three finished third. Plumpton 4.30 Jordan finished 3rd...

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Funny story: Price Pfister Kelloggs Announces Cure for Empty Headedness

Price Pfister Kelloggs Announces Cure for Empty Headedness

Just months after Wall Street declared that the merger of plumbing fixtures manufacturer and breakfast cereal maker was not synergistic, the joint companies introduce a new disease-busting-revenue-generating drug. Nothereify, the brand name for lotta...

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Funny story: John Terry In Car Park Accident

John Terry In Car Park Accident

National hero and all round good guy, John Terry, has been helping police with their inquiries, and may be forced to miss the World Cup, following allegations by Katie Price that he ran her over in his Rage Rover. The reported incident occurred as...

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Funny story: What Katie Did

What Katie Did

Cheltenham racecourse today,the National Hunt Chase was won by Poker de Sivola, brilliantly ridden by Katie Walsh who steered the horse to victory at 14-1. Katie is the sister of top Jump Jockey Ruby Walsh regarded by many as the best jump jockey...

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Funny story: Katie Price: Kids Want To Be Like Me

Katie Price: Kids Want To Be Like Me

Britain's busty orange beacon, Katie Price, has exclusively revealed her latest venture into the children's toy market. The range, will be branded as KP:GU, an acronym for Katie Price: Grow Up, and is expected to revolutionise the way the next genera...

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Funny story: Katie Price Victim Of Unprovoked Attack

Katie Price Victim Of Unprovoked Attack

Katie Price was viciously attacked today at a book signing of her latest bestselling novel, Toilet Paper. The attack came when 14 starving novelists broke ranks with her many devoted fans and started throwing volumes of Keats, Tolkien and Raymond Fie...

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Funny story: Katie Price Claims Style Victory

Katie Price Claims Style Victory

Up and coming movie mogul, Katie Price, has claimed a victory at the Total Class Style Awards ceremony in Dublin. Despite not winning an award Miss Price said, "I don't care what them stuck up f*rs say in there. I'm THE most stylish person in the...

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Funny story: Katie Price fails to get on the Weakest Link

Katie Price fails to get on the Weakest Link

Katie Price was due to appear on a celebrity edition of the Weakest Link but the idea was abandoned when it became clear she was unable to answer a single question correct. It would have been extremely embarrassing if Price had appeared on the te...

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Funny story: Katie Price Fans Queue Up

Katie Price Fans Queue Up

There were hysterical scenes today at cinemas across the country as avid Katie Price fans began queuing for her forthcoming biopic, said to be on general release sometime next year. One fan waiting in line at a West Bromwich cinema said, "I just w...

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Funny story: Katie Price In Financial Crisis

Katie Price In Financial Crisis

Katie Price is to spend her entire fortune on the production of the film of her own life. The film, which will be based on her autobiographies and behind-the-scenes reveal-all TV series is reported to be on general release some time next year. In...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Is Missing

Alex Reid Is Missing

Cross-dressing cage-fighting Alex Reid, the second husband belonging to Britian's favourite perfume brand, Katie Price, is believed to be missing. Alex was last seen with Katie as they discreetly visited sex shops in Los Angeles earlier this week...

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Funny story: Katie Price Possessed By Spirit

Katie Price Possessed By Spirit

Our favourite glamour model has revealed even more in the latest episode of her critically acclaimed series What I Did Next. In a WORLD EXCLUSIVE Katie disclosed, "I've been possessed by an evil spirit for years. It's the reason I've been behaving...

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Funny story: Katie Price Buys Customized Mountain Bike

Katie Price Buys Customized Mountain Bike

Media darling Katie Price today fired the opening salvo in her one woman war on Hollywood celebs by buying a mountain bike, ensuring that she hits the headlines in the Hollywood Bugle. Responding quickly to a sudden upsurge in Hollywood mountain b...

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Funny story: Katie Price Back In UK

Katie Price Back In UK

Role-model Katie Price has landed back in the UK after her exhaustive tour of parties in Los Angeles. The Prime Minister has declared a national holiday so the public can celebrate the return of our most cherished glamour model. Spontaneous street...

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Funny story: Katie Price Movie Role: UK Auditions Announced

Katie Price Movie Role: UK Auditions Announced

Katie Price has decided not to play herself in the forthcoming movie of her life. Although she had originally bagged the role her busy schedule will not allow it. Price is a credible, prolific and dedicated author and simply doesn't have the time.

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