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Funny story: Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two of the Jon and Kate Gosselin boys have been kicked out of their second grade class according to a report just coming in. The note from merely stated that, at the present, the two were too distracting to have in class. Many blame the Gosseli...

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Funny story: Parody Week - The Crazy Bunch

Parody Week - The Crazy Bunch

As requested, here is one on the unholy union of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin--one of reality television's finest feats. The Crazy Bunch (to the Brady Bunch) Here's the story of a momma grizzly Who had 5 kids and a grandson that made six All of them were living large in Alaska Way back up in the stix, And the story of a blonde so dizzy That she had sextuplets plus two other kids All...

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Funny story: Shaman Quits After Gosselin House Cleansing Goes Horribly Wrong

Shaman Quits After Gosselin House Cleansing Goes Horribly Wrong

Blossom River-Crossings has been a practicing Shaman for over twenty years, having helped many affluent families on the eastern seaboard clear negative energy from themselves and their homes. She has been called a miracle worker by many. So, it is...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Considers Relocating to Alaska

Kate Gosselin Considers Relocating to Alaska

Kate Gosselin has been enamored with Sarah Palin ever since meeting her this past summer and sharing a tent with her in the Alaskan wilderness. In fact, Kate has become such good friends with the White House hopeful that she is considering packing up...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Makes Kate Gosselin the Face of Her Feminist Movement

Sarah Palin Makes Kate Gosselin the Face of Her Feminist Movement

Meet Kate Gosselin, Super Mom. The only thing missing is a strong man supporting her, but that isn't deterring Sarah Palin from naming her the 2010 Feminist of the Year. It is also not deterring Palin's strong political allies, Christine O'Donnell an...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Getting Vajazzled to Jazz Up Kate Plus Eight

Kate Gosselin Getting Vajazzled to Jazz Up Kate Plus Eight

Not one to let a few cancellation rumors get her down, Kate Gosselin has decided that in order to keep herself and her kids on top of the reality show game, she is going to have to pull out all the stops. She has just announced that in an upcoming ep...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Neild Has Decided Not To Divorce His Wife And Marry "KatGo"

Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Neild Has Decided Not To Divorce His Wife And Marry "KatGo"

READING, Pennsylvania - Long time bodyguard Steve "The Gray Fox" Neild, who for the past three months has pretty much been in the constant company of Kate Gosselin, has confided that contrary to the dozens of rumors he is not divorcing his wife in or...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin SINGS! New Gosselin Album Hits the Bargain Bins!

Kate Gosselin SINGS! New Gosselin Album Hits the Bargain Bins!

First Paris Hilton. Then Heidi Montag. Now Kate Gosselin is the latest Reality TV star to produce a record album. Her new CD, titled "Mate With Kate" is designed to bring romance into the lives of couples who desire to start a family. "The music i...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin turns down role in adult film

Kate Gosselin turns down role in adult film

America's Sweetheart and Mother From Hades, Kate Gosselin, has been very vocal in expressing her desires to try her backhand at acting instead of her kids' heads. Says Kate: "My career goals? Believe it or not, I've discovered that I've done enough y...

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Funny story: DWTS Tells Bristol Palin Diva Up or You're Going Home

DWTS Tells Bristol Palin Diva Up or You're Going Home

Bristol Palin bristles when she reads stories that claim she is being a diva on the set of Dancing with the Stars. In fact, she claims that nothing could be further from the truth. "I've watched my mother become a diva and if anything, I try so hard...

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Funny story: Close-up Photos of Kate Gosselin Show She Definitely Has A Lady Gaga Type Bulge

Close-up Photos of Kate Gosselin Show She Definitely Has A Lady Gaga Type Bulge

READING, Pennsylvania - The one and only star of Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin, showed why it is that her ex-husband, Jon "The Kinky Korean" Gosselin left the woman he referred to as "King Kate." Kate was recently spotted at a local self-serve gas st...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Reveals Her Secret Desire: She Wants A Man To Boss Her Around

Kate Gosselin Reveals Her Secret Desire: She Wants A Man To Boss Her Around

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin had just returned to her home after dropping off her eight kids at school which was filmed for an upcoming episode of Kate Plus 8. She was sitting in her living room watching a couple on one of the soap operas...

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Funny story: Betty White Up in Arms over Kate Gosselin's Salary

Betty White Up in Arms over Kate Gosselin's Salary

HOLLYWOOD, California - Every time a new article comes out spilling the beans on how much actors make on their respective series, someone gets a puss on. This time it's Betty White. After learning that the Situation earns $60,000 per episode of 'Jers...

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Funny story: The Alaskan Wilderness Adventures of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin

The Alaskan Wilderness Adventures of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska and Kate Gosselin, the former wife of Korean 'playboy wannabee' Jon "The 3-Inch" Gosselin are both thrilled to be able to spend sometime together, but not in a gay or lesbian way of course.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Reunion Dinner Minus Kate

Dancing With The Stars Reunion Dinner Minus Kate

Seems there's no love lost between this year's contestants on Dancing with the Stars (DWTS) and Kate Gosselin. There is a reunion dinner planned and someone forgot to invite Kate. Strike that, they all forgot to invite her, and she's none too happy a...

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Funny story: Psychic Says Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Camping Together Bad Idea

Psychic Says Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Camping Together Bad Idea

In yet another scenario that puts the lives of the Gosselin kids in a scary situation, it has just been announced that the Gosselin gaggle is in Alaska filming a camping trip with none other than the mama grizzly herself, Sarah Palin. But before you get all excited about this being a wonderful opportunity for two very head-strong women to meet up, track bear, and bury the hatchet over past disagre...

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Funny story: Latest Kate Plus Eight Episode Has Sextuplets Appearing Before PA Labor Board

Latest Kate Plus Eight Episode Has Sextuplets Appearing Before PA Labor Board

Not one to miss an opportunity to keep the cameras rolling on America's most under-watched but overly-talked about reality series, the crew of Kate Plus Eight just wrapped filming the next segment in front of the Pennsylvania Labor Board, where Kate...

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