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Funny story: Justin Bieber Back Out on the Street?

Justin Bieber Back Out on the Street?

Justin Bieber is supposed to be locked up in jail tonight because of all the drugs and weird stuff found in his home in California. Yet he was seen outside his home by several of his neighbors as they drove by. "He even waved at them." "He's...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Beliebers Join Church of Scientology

Justin Bieber and Beliebers Join Church of Scientology

Los Angeles, CAJustin Bieber announced today that he took a personality test from some people he saw on Wilshire Blvd. and now he is joining the Church of Scientology. He will bring his many fans, dubbed "Beliebers," with him into the cult. "I kno...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Justin Bieber is into trouble again, for the second time he was accused of throwing raw eggs at his neighbors house in Southern California. This time the neighbor filmed the whole episode and gave a copy to the police. "I won't stand for anymor...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By The NSA #4

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By The NSA #4

Dear Diary, I didn't see any of my last diary entry in the newspapers or entertainment mags or on TV so I guess it's safe. I did not like that kardashian woman on that photo session. I say right here, I was afraid she would want to pose in my lap. I would have said no and there was no way I was climbing into hers looking like a ventriloquists dummy. Kim Kardashian's ass is like a sepa...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)

Dear Diary, How can people get stories from my diary? Something funny is going on because they knew how I feel about terrorists and our oil purchases. OK. Let's see if this gets out. I try to stay in shape but I'm a little guy with a lot of energy but still I exercise..all but my ass. It takes care of itself. I don't even see it unless I back up to a mirror and the way my diary stories ge...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #2

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #2

Dear Diary, What gives with these television commercials saying that if I buy an SUV or big truck, I'm supporting the terrorists? I bought my big truck and it supports the oil companies of Saudi Arabia and Qatar. Are those on the terrorists list? We have terrorists here. If I buy American or Canadian products am I supporting terrorists who have slipped into this country! It's getting s...

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Funny story: President Obama: America Is Fed Up With The Spoiled Brat Antics Of Justin Bieber So I Am Acting To Have Him Deported Back To Canada

President Obama: America Is Fed Up With The Spoiled Brat Antics Of Justin Bieber So I Am Acting To Have Him Deported Back To Canada

WASHINGTON, D.C. - If President Obama gets his wish, little Justin Bieber will be sitting in his mom's Canadian home by Valentine's Day. The president has stated that he is sick and tired of getting thousands and thousands of complaints from good,...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA

Dear Diary, When I was just 12 years old I was hit by something called "ball lightning." I guess that's why my voice never changed as it should. But I guess it fits my songs because they are selling. You just have to use what you have and that's what I have done. At least, it hasn't slowed me down sexually. In fact, I think it has given me the balls to sing what I like and love...

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Funny story: The Calabasas Police Department: Justin Bieber Cried Like A Baby When We Confiscated His Cell Phone

The Calabasas Police Department: Justin Bieber Cried Like A Baby When We Confiscated His Cell Phone

CALABASAS, California - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that a source within the Calabasas Police Department has revealed some information about singer Justin Bieber. The source stated that he was one of the SWAT Team officers who was i...

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Funny story: FBI To Begin Regulating Faygo Pop, the Weapons Used by Gang Member Juggalos of Insane Clown Posse

FBI To Begin Regulating Faygo Pop, the Weapons Used by Gang Member Juggalos of Insane Clown Posse

Washington, DC The FBI, since labeling the Insane Clown Posse group of fans the Juggalos a "gang," has since begun to call for regulation on the sale of Faygo Pop, used by Juggalos and the ICP themselves as deadly weapons. The Juggalos are known...

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Funny story: Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank

Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank

You would think that Justin Bieber is trying to save up his sperm as at least his own blood supply, according to news reporters and some fans. But he is donating sperm regularly. He has apparently been changing banks lately after being spotted (an...

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Funny story: Police Mobilize to Prevent Justin Bieber from Launching More Deadly Egg Attacks

Police Mobilize to Prevent Justin Bieber from Launching More Deadly Egg Attacks

Calabasas, CA Police from all over the Southern California area responded to a five-alarm alert about a deadly egg attack perpetrated by pop star Justin Bieber on the house next door to him. Earlier egg attacks caused $20,000 damage. "We are too...

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Funny story: Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

CALABASAS, California - The quiet Calabasas morning was broken with the sound of three SWAT teams converging on Justin Bieber's $6.5 million mansion nestled in the Oaks section. The officers were acting on a tip that Bieber had made some deviled e...

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Funny story: Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Sheriff's deputies in California, with a warrant to search the home of teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, came up short and failed to locate any sign of talent nor the remotest sniff of charisma or charm. Investigators with the Los Angeles County S...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says Kim Jong Un Has Personally Invited Him To Visit North Korea

Justin Bieber Says Kim Jong Un Has Personally Invited Him To Visit North Korea

FORT WORTH, Texas - Justin Bieber was in the Texas city known as Cowtown. He had traveled down to Fort Worth to purchase a pair of authentic Texas rattlesnake cowboy boots. Justin said that he had heard about the famous boots from Clint Eastwoo...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits He Fantasizes About Taylor Swift

Justin Bieber Admits He Fantasizes About Taylor Swift

TARZANA - Justin Bieber traveled to Tarzana to meet with Dr. Ottoman Buxton, a highly-respected therapist. Bieber confessed that Dr. Buxton had been recommended to him by Charlie Sheen who said that Dr. B had done wonders for him, his career, his...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer

Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer

CHICAGO - Justin Bieber recently announced that he was retiring from the music business. The iRumors News Agency is now reporting that the Canadian singer is considering purchasing some land in the marijuana haven state of Colorado and becoming a...

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