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Funny story: Biden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote

Biden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pollsters who predicted Sleepy Joe Biden would get the suburban mummy vote were vindicated by reports that heavily-bandaged mummies were seen standing in line to cast their vote for the man who looks like he has spent the past 3,00…

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Funny story: Man Afraid That A Joe Biden Victory Will Lead To Him Having To Clean Up His Yard

Man Afraid That A Joe Biden Victory Will Lead To Him Having To Clean Up His Yard

A grumpy Minnesota man is concerned that a November 3 Joe Biden election victory will lead him to having to clean up his immensely cluttered lawn. Donald Crabby has been dumping his household trash all over his yard ever since Donald Trump won t…

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Funny story: Americans relieved as Trump, Biden tactfully debate who saw babe first

Americans relieved as Trump, Biden tactfully debate who saw babe first

While mudslinging spoiled the first debate and scheduling issues curtailed the second, voters appeared comforted when Republican President Donald Trump and Democratic hopeful Joe Biden engaged in a respectful deliberation about who would invite the c…

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Funny story: Biden starts debate without teeth, hopes they still on bedside table

Biden starts debate without teeth, hopes they still on bedside table

Moments into Thursday's final US Presidential Debate, Democratic challenger Joe Biden realized he'd left his dentures on his hotel room bedside table. The former Vice President could be seen running his tongue along his gums and then mumbling: "B…

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Funny story: Twitter and other corporations to monitor second debate with FOX News interpreters standing by

Twitter and other corporations to monitor second debate with FOX News interpreters standing by

The second and final debate between President Trump and contender Joe Biden will take place tonight at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. Topics include Covid-19, climate change, national security, and leadership, with moderator Kristen W…

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Funny story: Biden Receiving Juvenile Chimpanzee Blood Plasma Before Debate

Biden Receiving Juvenile Chimpanzee Blood Plasma Before Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST: If Sleepy Joe comes out swinging from a vine before the debate tomorrow night, don’t be surprised. The secret is out. He is receiving chimpanzee blood plasma transfusions this week to rejuvenate himself. Crack investigative r…

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Funny story: Biden pardons son in advance of winning the presidency

Biden pardons son in advance of winning the presidency

CBS News has just released intimate details of a new plan by Mr. Biden, who is running for the office of President of the United States. “It is very clear I am going to win,” Mr. Biden has said, from behind a double-masked lower face. Wearing t…

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Funny story: Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On.

Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On.

Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On. 1) Eating a Filet Mignon prepared by Ina Garten, or eating bodega Spam that expired in 1997. 2) Getting passed a basketball in a game of hot potato, or getting passed an MK3 grenade. 3) Whe…

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Funny story: Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

A leaked Democratic Party memo from Washington has revealed that, after he has been ousted from the White House as a result of the November 3 presidential election, Donald Trump is to be used as a trampoline in the celebrations that will follow. A…

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Funny story: Biden Cites Sgt. Bilko And Blessings For Wampum Program As Inspiration

Biden Cites Sgt. Bilko And Blessings For Wampum Program As Inspiration

BILLINGSGATE POST: Among the most cherished political scam programs ever devised to line the pockets of family members of high ranking government officials is the “Blessings For Wampum Program.” This program, along with the pithy scams devised by th…

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Funny story: Rodents R’ Us: A Sleepy Joe Exclusive By Dirty Trick Detwiler

Rodents R’ Us: A Sleepy Joe Exclusive By Dirty Trick Detwiler

BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a somber blue-grey October sky in Washington, President Trump brings back images of Pestilence as he plots the extermination of the rodent-like Sleepy Joe as the time of the final debate draws near. As part of…

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Funny story: Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In White House

Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: Need it be pointed out that if Sleepy Joe were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (Kamala “Breath” Harris) in the White House. Not wishing to offend members of the genera Tamias a…

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Funny story: Sleepy Joe Biden: Trying To Think, But Nothing Happens

Sleepy Joe Biden: Trying To Think, But Nothing Happens

BILLINGSGATE POST: Today, Democrats unleashed a three-pronged attack on President Trump. Resorting to antics first used back in the 1930's by Larry, Moe and Curly of the Three Stooges, their present-day counterparts, Sleepy Joe Biden, Kamala “Breath…

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Funny story: Trump Issues COVID Challenge

Trump Issues COVID Challenge

Donald Trump is becoming increasingly unhinged as he sees his reelection hopes dimming with each passing day. In his most desperate move to date, he has actually issued a COVID challenge to Joe Biden. Trump noted that he recovered from COVID in…

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Funny story: A F*cking Miracle: Biden “Speaking In Noses” To Nation

A F*cking Miracle: Biden “Speaking In Noses” To Nation

BILLINGSGATE POST: Although speaking in tongues did not make a wide appearance in the Catholic Church until 1967, speaking in noses became much more common during the Obama Administration. In 2012, Vice President Biden received the gift during a pra…

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Funny story: Presidential Debates To Be Settled By An Election

Presidential Debates To Be Settled By An Election

The controversial series of televised debates between President Donald Trump and his Democratic Party rival, Joe Biden, which have stunned the country with their intense feeling and high-level intellectual arguments, are to be settled with an electio…

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Funny story: Air from studio of presidential debate captured and studied by special team from California

Air from studio of presidential debate captured and studied by special team from California

It is now thought feasible that air quality in the FOX News studio accounts for low performance in the recent presidential debate. Polling indicates it is being seen as a bickering match in an off-odor marriage versus a sober exchange of views.

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