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Funny story: President Biden Moves To Condemn Mar-a-Lago

President Biden Moves To Condemn Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the White House is that after receiving a private report from a private report reporting firm, President Biden will be signing a Presidential Executive Order condemning Trump’s Florida home – M…

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Funny story: Nancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse

Nancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Larry, Moe and Curly they ain’t. Although at times their slapstick behavior could easily qualify them to take on the mantle of The Three Stooges. With her sunken eyes and penchant for premium ice cream, Nancy Poozleosi most clos…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Fed Up With Donald Trump's Constant Lying BS and He's Looking Into Having Him Exiled

President Biden Is Fed Up With Donald Trump's Constant Lying BS and He's Looking Into Having Him Exiled

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) – A source inside the White House told Boom Boom News that POTUS is sick and tired of the "Trumptard’s" incessant, never-ending lying. President Biden has asked Attorney General Merrick Garland to look into legall…

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Funny story: The World Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers Visit The White House and Tom Brady Calls Donald Trump That Maga Cap-Wearing, Lying Dufus

The World Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers Visit The White House and Tom Brady Calls Donald Trump That Maga Cap-Wearing, Lying Dufus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – The Super Bowl Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers accepted President Trump’s invitation to visit the White House. The president, the first lady, and the vice-president all gave the Bucs players the VIP tour of the W…

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Funny story: The Reason Why President Biden Wants To Build A Wall Between The United States and Canada

The Reason Why President Biden Wants To Build A Wall Between The United States and Canada

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the assembled press why President Biden has been considering building a wall between the US and Canada. The Farmers Federation of North America pointed out to Vice-P…

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Funny story: President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Increasing Donald Trump’s Taxes To 90%

President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Increasing Donald Trump’s Taxes To 90%

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that many political pundits are calling ‘so how do you like them apples bitch,' the president has just shown DJT that not only did he lose the election, he is also going to lose lots of his ill-earned mone…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Planning On Invading Cuba

President Biden Is Planning On Invading Cuba

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was asked by a reporter with BuzzFuzz about the scuttlebutt that the US is planning on invading Cuba. She smiled and asked Miss (Taffeta) Kixx if she had read that in the Nat…

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Funny story: US Bridges Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down

US Bridges Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down

President Joe Biden has introduced a $3 trillion infrastructure bill to rebuild the States' decaying infrastructure, including fixing bridges and roads. It's nice to be able to drive onto a bridge with a guarantee that you’ll make it to the other sid…

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Funny story: President McBoing-Boing Clears The Air With His Answers

President McBoing-Boing Clears The Air With His Answers

BILLINGSGATE POST: President McBoing-Boing wasn’t doing well as he read from his Teleprompter last week. Like usual, he was looking forward to answering soft ball questions from the Press Corp. They say it all started when Joe was two— That’s…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Talks Candidly About Her New Vaginal Tattoo

Demi Lovato Talks Candidly About Her New Vaginal Tattoo

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One thing that can be said about Demi Lovato is that she has never been shy about talking about herself, including her addictions, her infatuations, her love for diet guacamole dip, and now her brand new vaginal tattoo.

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Funny story: Biden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go

Biden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go

The Harris Administration held a presser at the White House today, to discuss the parting of ways between Joe Biden, and the now defunct Biden/Harris Administration. Months of back door discussions between then VP Harris, common sense, and James…

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Funny story: Biden Dog Major To Sell MADGA Hats

Biden Dog Major To Sell MADGA Hats

After graduating from Trump University with a degree in sales, Biden’s dog, Major, decided to go into business manufacturing dog hats labeled Make American Dogs Great Again. This brought an explosion from Trump lawyer Rudolph Giuliani. “We’ll sue…

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Funny story: 90 Year Old Bulgarian Shot Putter Claims Hunter Biden Tried To Steal Her Dentures

90 Year Old Bulgarian Shot Putter Claims Hunter Biden Tried To Steal Her Dentures

BILLINGSGATE POST: “Pardon me. But can I borrow your teeth?” While campaigning in a rural area of West Virginia in 2019, Joe Biden was unable to keep his chain of thought as he read from his Teleprompter. There was an elderly lady in the front row w…

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Funny story: President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…

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Funny story: President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Which Prohibits Donald J. Trump From Ever Uttering The Words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” or “Big Mac”

President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Which Prohibits Donald J. Trump From Ever Uttering The Words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” or “Big Mac”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden acting on over 4 million requests from Republicans as well as from Democrats, has just signed what he is calling The Trump Colloquial Redundancy Presidential Executive Order. First Lady, Dr. Jill…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has learned from a close friend of DJT, that he called up V.P. Harris and he literally begged her to please, please, please talk to President Biden and ask him to issue him a full presidential pardon,…

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Funny story: Julian Assange – Wikileaks Leaker Begs President Biden To Please Give Him a Pardon

Julian Assange – Wikileaks Leaker Begs President Biden To Please Give Him a Pardon

LONDON – (Satire News) – The man who leaked more leaks in the history of leaking is now begging President Biden to help get him out of jail. Julian Assange, who is 49, but who is now looking more like 69, told Loretta Piffinshaw, with England’s Ta…

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