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Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe

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Funny story: Mourinho Happy To Offload Robben After Community Shield Penalty Debacle

Mourinho Happy To Offload Robben After Community Shield Penalty Debacle

Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho has finally given the green light to the transfer of Dutch whinger Arjen Robbing to Real Madrid or whoever else will have him, after yesterday's Community Shield deb...

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Funny story: Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Arjen Robbing, the Chelsea whinger and diver, has agreed personal terms with Spanish footballing giants Real Madrid and will sign for them as soon as he gets back to his feet.

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Funny story: Shevchenko Transfer Confirmed

Shevchenko Transfer Confirmed

Revealing the worst kept secret in world football, Chelsea this morning announced Andriy Shevchenko would not be returning to Stamford Bridge for the coming season, to be replaced by a shock signing from Asia. The surprising part of the deal is that...

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Funny story: Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.

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Funny story: Chelsea Fans Revive Old Song To Honour Mourinho

Chelsea Fans Revive Old Song To Honour Mourinho

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is to be honoured by Blues' fans at tomorrow's FA Cup final against Manchester United at the New Wembley stadium, with a revival of the old Stamford Bridge favourite 'One Man Went To Mow'. Mourinho, the chosen one, ha...

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Funny story: Jose's Dog - Missing

Jose's Dog - Missing

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho's pet Yorkshire Terrier Gullit has gone missing following discussions with police over the dog's legality in Britain.

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Funny story: Mourin-Ho tested for rabies

Mourin-Ho tested for rabies

London - (Ass Mess): Chelsea coach Jose Mourin-Ho was quarantined by London police last night after breaking out in a rabid fit while being arrested for smuggling his dotty pooch into the country without the usual quarantine formalities to determine...

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Funny story: Mourinho to play in FA Cup Final

Mourinho to play in FA Cup Final

Chelsea FC's Manager, Jose Mourinho, claims the club's injury problems are so bad he will consider playing as a striker for the FA Cup final on Saturday.

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Funny story: Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Sir Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has dropped an untimely Old Trafford bombshell only days before the FA Cup Final with Chelsea, by announcing that he will retire early

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Funny story: Fears Grow For Deflated Mourinho

Fears Grow For Deflated Mourinho

There are growing fears for the Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho following Manchester United's winning the English Premiership title.

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Funny story: Mourinho slams Mourinho in embarassing gaffe

Mourinho slams Mourinho in embarassing gaffe

Chelsea officials are seeking to play down last night's bizarre scenes as manager Jose Mourinho unleashed the latest of his trademark verbal assaults on... Jose Mourinho.

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Funny story: Lampard: "Jose Mourinho Doesn't Do Crack!"

Lampard: "Jose Mourinho Doesn't Do Crack!"

"Jose Moaninho does not take crack!" That was the message from Chelsea midfielder Frank Lamp-post today, in defence of his beleaguered manager, Joe Moaner.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho and Melchester United heart throb Crustiano Retardo have entered into a war of words, the like of which, has never before been heard in Portuguese.

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Funny story: Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has had his pride severely injured by his teams lame performance against Newcastle and may find himself unable to face Liverpool on Tuesday.

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Funny story: Lampard: It's just not fair

Lampard: It's just not fair

Chelsea's over-rated housewife, Frank Lampard, has today poured his heart out to local reporters about Manchester United's advantage over his club.

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Funny story: Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

The Football Association has contacted Tottenham Hotspur after what they say was 'an unsavoury incident' during Monday's FA Cup quarter final tie with Chelsea, which the Blues won 2-1.

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