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Funny story: Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

London, England & New London, Connecticut - Recent studies conducted in the US and UK have found that American and British doctors share one thing in common: they hate their jobs. Both American and British primary care physicians report in ove...

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Funny story: What Is The Purpose For Having Jobcentres?

What Is The Purpose For Having Jobcentres?

It has been revealed that during the early 1970s when economic times were getting harder and the government wanting to make unemployment look better, with so many looking for work the best thing to kill two birds with one stone was to create a new go...

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Funny story: Unemployment figures set to rise

Unemployment figures set to rise

Unemployment in the UK has risen to a ten year high after job centres were forced to cut ten thousand staff. The cuts came about as the the home secretary, Ms Smith, announced a more streamlined method for using job centres in an effort to get the...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Vacancy / JobCentre Plus

Santa Claus Vacancy / JobCentre Plus

Job Title FATHER CHRISTMAS / SANTA CLAUS Ref : ALU /62734 Location : Lapland based / Worldwide distribution network Hours : Christmas Eve : Dusk til dawn Wage : MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE Work Pattern : Night shift Employer : Grotty Grottos Ltd Pension : ? Don't be silly Duration : One night per annum Description : As Father Christmas you will be r...

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Funny story: Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man. "We like our applicants to graduate with first class honour...

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Funny story: Employment Agency actually finds someone a job

Employment Agency actually finds someone a job

In a shock revelation, revelated somewhat earlier today, an employment agency has actually matched someone'd talents to a position and obtained them a job, the first time such a thing has been reported all year. Arthur Dropsy applied to the Acme E...

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Funny story: Job Scare At Job Centre

Job Scare At Job Centre

There were terrifying scenes of pandemonium this morning at a local Jobcentre Plus office when staff and frantic 'customers' realised that one of the jobs on the Visual Display Jobpoints was genuine.

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Funny story: BT to make announcement

BT to make announcement

Fears over the safety of 600 call centre jobs at British Telecom appear to have been eased with management executives saying that an announcement will be put on hold.

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Funny story: Jobless forced into past-life therapy

Jobless forced into past-life therapy

Long-term EU unemployed are being forced into "regression therapy" in the hope that coming to terms with past lives will help them find a job in this one.

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Funny story: Kucinich Demands Fellow Candidates Agree to Hand Jobs in Every State

Kucinich Demands Fellow Candidates Agree to Hand Jobs in Every State

Today Dennis Kucinich demanded that every state hand count their ballots because as he indicated "Things are sure to get messy and hand jobs to count ballots should straighten some things out. And I want my fellow candidates to ask for hand job...

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Funny story: 2 Knights + 2 Nights = 'Skive Aid 08'

2 Knights + 2 Nights = 'Skive Aid 08'

As many as 73.314% of British people find themselves in debt totalling trillions (billions of billions) of pounds. So two Knights (Sir Bob and Sir Bono) intend to launch a charity music festival over two nights to he...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Jerry Springer: I Want Your Job!

Rosie O'Donnell To Jerry Springer: I Want Your Job!

Hollywood, California - Rosie has openly expressed, while live on The View, an interest in in hosting The Price is Right, but Bob Barker already gave it to some else. Now off The View and still no takers, Rosie appears desperate for a new show to hos...

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Funny story: U.S. to Outsource Jobs

U.S. to Outsource Jobs

Washington DC - A startling New bill passed into law early this afternoon that will outsource the executive branch of the government. "It is a great way to save our tax payers money; think of all the money that is wasted on running the elections...

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Funny story: Immigrant Steals Area Man's job

Immigrant Steals Area Man's job

SAN ANTONIO (The Surreal Press) - When John Hanks, San Antonia resident and carpenter, arrived at work early yesterday morning he found his job had been stolen during the night. According to security tapes an unknown man entered the residential cons...

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Funny story: Dallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!

Dallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!

Being passed over for a promotion the other day put me in a really bad state. It took me two Viagra and a half a can of warm Bud just to get out of bed this morning. Though I’m routinely passed over for better jobs, this one really hurt and I can tell you there’s some real soul-searching goes on when it continues to happen … even after skimming through Tony Robbins’ Unlimited Power. Now t...

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Funny story: General Motors (GM) Layoffs Examined

General Motors (GM) Layoffs Examined

General Motors announced that they were cutting over 30,000 jobs and closing several plants. Analysts with the Michigan State Department of Labor have discovered the following jobs will not be cut in the layoffs:...

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Funny story: Intolerance is not Tolerated

Intolerance is not Tolerated

Many people have been sacked from their jobs by a Sausageshire council simply on the basis of their surnames, in what has been described by councilors as "a move to promote secularism" and "bollocks" by towns folk.

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