Actress, singer, and personality Jessica Simpson's venture into ranching took a turn for the worse when her entire herd died. Simpson went into ranching because of former boyfriend Tony Romo, a member of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys. "Since he was a Cow...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS, California - Jessica Simpson, singer, songwriter, actress, and ex-Dallas Cowboy jinx has just stated that Kevin Skinner and Sarah Palin have both agreed to her urgent request that they hunt down the Chupacabra which made off with her...
Los Angeles, CA: After an intense 4-day search, Jessica Simpson's dog was found alive, 150 miles from where it was reported dognapped. Daisy, a 5-year-old Maltipoo, was dehydrated and dazed, but otherwise had remarkably few injuries for its ordeal.
HOLLYWOOD - It has not been Jessica Simpson's year. First she gains 20 pounds and shows up at a concert performance looking like a blonde version of Wynonna Judd. Then her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo dumps her the day before her bi...
Having gained nearly thirty pounds since her breakup with Dallas Cowboy Quarterback, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson is unwell, suffering, as she has, with stomach problems for two weeks. Doctors have traced the source of her condition back to her havi...
Jessica Simpson, the gal guys love to hate, is taking a break from the dating scene, so say friends close to the silly bitch. "She wants to know what it is about her that repels men," said one BFF. Following her much publicized break up wit...
NASHVILLE - Country music icon Kenny Chesney told Kuyuki Kamakura, a reporter for Sports Illustrated that he is not the reason that Tony Romo dumped girlfriend Jessica Simpson as some of the national tabloids are erroneously reporting. Chesney adm...
LOS ANGELES - Fox News broke the story that once Adam Lambert heard that Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo had dumped his girlfriend Jessica Simpson, he quickly emailed her and asked her for a date. The heart-broken, devastated, and well-endowed Simps...
When he was asked a few weeks ago about what he had planned for Jessica Simpson's birthday July 10, Dallas Cowboy Quarterback, Tony Romo told everyone, "It's a secret." So I guess a kick in the ass out the door works best by surprise. After earlie...
DALLAS - Well it looks like football season is right around the corner. And evidence of that is the fact that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has dumped his girlfriend Jessica Simpson (Ashlee's sister). And the interesting part is that "Touch...
CALABASAS - Jessica Simpson was privately ravaging her large stack of hotcakes Saturday night in a Calabasas International House of Pancakes when a band of grungy boys thought she was Beth Smith Chapman, a.k.a Dog's Bounty huntin' God fearin' ball an...
After trying diet after diet and seeing several doctors, Jessica Simpson has decided to go back to an old friend after helping out at a recent money raiser for Naomi Judd, who recently hit 300 until almost dying from a massive gas attack that nearly...
PAINT LICK, Kentucky - The slim and trim version of Jessica Simpson is back! She certainly gave the concert-goers at The Salamander Stroganoff Festival in Paint Lick, Kentucky there money's worth and more. Je-Si pranced and danced and swayed and s...
DALLAS - Ashlee Simpson, younger sister of Jessica Simpson told Barbara Walters that it was not right how every single day she has to keep hearing and reading about her sister's weight gain in the media. She said that she was fed up with all the a...
LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and cheerfully announced to Ellen that she had lost three pounds. Ellen told her that she was proud of her and she added that she could not believe the shit storm hoopla that the...
Jessica Simpson opened for Rascal Flatts at Madison Square Gardens Friday night without forgetting the lyrics to her songs and crying. Jessica was wearing a skirt. She explained between songs that sometimes when she was wearing pants or short...
Desperate to find a recording medium and a musical genre where she might be successful, without being booed by her audience that is, Jessica Simpson is set to release a new Christmas CD done in Reggae style. Teaming up with former Ziggy Marley band...
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