Showing:

Funny satire stories about Jessica Simpson

Try another search?

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses Money When All Cows In Ranching Operation Die

Jessica Simpson Loses Money When All Cows In Ranching Operation Die

Actress, singer, and personality Jessica Simpson's venture into ranching took a turn for the worse when her entire herd died. Simpson went into ranching because of former boyfriend Tony Romo, a member of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys. "Since he was a Cow...

Read full story
Funny story: Kevin Skinner And Sarah Palin Agree To Hunt Down The Chupacabra That Took Jessica Simpson's Dog

Kevin Skinner And Sarah Palin Agree To Hunt Down The Chupacabra That Took Jessica Simpson's Dog

HOLLYWOOD HILLS, California - Jessica Simpson, singer, songwriter, actress, and ex-Dallas Cowboy jinx has just stated that Kevin Skinner and Sarah Palin have both agreed to her urgent request that they hunt down the Chupacabra which made off with her...

Read full story
Funny story: Daisy Dog Simpson Found in Desert

Daisy Dog Simpson Found in Desert

Los Angeles, CA: After an intense 4-day search, Jessica Simpson's dog was found alive, 150 miles from where it was reported dognapped. Daisy, a 5-year-old Maltipoo, was dehydrated and dazed, but otherwise had remarkably few injuries for its ordeal.

Read full story
Funny story: Coyote Snatches Jessica Simpson's Dog

Coyote Snatches Jessica Simpson's Dog

HOLLYWOOD - It has not been Jessica Simpson's year. First she gains 20 pounds and shows up at a concert performance looking like a blonde version of Wynonna Judd. Then her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo dumps her the day before her bi...

Read full story
Funny story: Jessica Simpson's Sick

Jessica Simpson's Sick

Having gained nearly thirty pounds since her breakup with Dallas Cowboy Quarterback, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson is unwell, suffering, as she has, with stomach problems for two weeks. Doctors have traced the source of her condition back to her havi...

Read full story
Funny story: Jessica Simpson takes break from men, calls Lindsay Loham for advice

Jessica Simpson takes break from men, calls Lindsay Loham for advice

Jessica Simpson, the gal guys love to hate, is taking a break from the dating scene, so say friends close to the silly bitch. "She wants to know what it is about her that repels men," said one BFF. Following her much publicized break up wit...

Read full story
Funny story: Kenny Chesney: "I Did Not Cause Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson's Breakup"

Kenny Chesney: "I Did Not Cause Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson's Breakup"

NASHVILLE - Country music icon Kenny Chesney told Kuyuki Kamakura, a reporter for Sports Illustrated that he is not the reason that Tony Romo dumped girlfriend Jessica Simpson as some of the national tabloids are erroneously reporting. Chesney adm...

Read full story
Funny story: Adam Lambert Dating Jessica Simpson

Adam Lambert Dating Jessica Simpson

LOS ANGELES - Fox News broke the story that once Adam Lambert heard that Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo had dumped his girlfriend Jessica Simpson, he quickly emailed her and asked her for a date. The heart-broken, devastated, and well-endowed Simps...

Read full story
Funny story: Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo Breakup Removes Cowboy Curse?

Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo Breakup Removes Cowboy Curse?

When he was asked a few weeks ago about what he had planned for Jessica Simpson's birthday July 10, Dallas Cowboy Quarterback, Tony Romo told everyone, "It's a secret." So I guess a kick in the ass out the door works best by surprise. After earlie...

Read full story
Funny story: Cowboy Tony Romo Dumps His Cowgirl Jessica Simpson

Cowboy Tony Romo Dumps His Cowgirl Jessica Simpson

DALLAS - Well it looks like football season is right around the corner. And evidence of that is the fact that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has dumped his girlfriend Jessica Simpson (Ashlee's sister). And the interesting part is that "Touch...

Read full story
Funny story: Jessica Simpson Mistaken for Dog The Bounty Hunter's Wife

Jessica Simpson Mistaken for Dog The Bounty Hunter's Wife

CALABASAS - Jessica Simpson was privately ravaging her large stack of hotcakes Saturday night in a Calabasas International House of Pancakes when a band of grungy boys thought she was Beth Smith Chapman, a.k.a Dog's Bounty huntin' God fearin' ball an...

Read full story
Funny story: Jessica Simpson Asks For Help As Weight Hits 189!

Jessica Simpson Asks For Help As Weight Hits 189!

After trying diet after diet and seeing several doctors, Jessica Simpson has decided to go back to an old friend after helping out at a recent money raiser for Naomi Judd, who recently hit 300 until almost dying from a massive gas attack that nearly...

Read full story
Funny story: Jessica Simpson Back In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

Jessica Simpson Back In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

PAINT LICK, Kentucky - The slim and trim version of Jessica Simpson is back! She certainly gave the concert-goers at The Salamander Stroganoff Festival in Paint Lick, Kentucky there money's worth and more. Je-Si pranced and danced and swayed and s...

Read full story
Funny story: Ashlee Simpson Tired Of Defending Jessica's Weight Gain

Ashlee Simpson Tired Of Defending Jessica's Weight Gain

DALLAS - Ashlee Simpson, younger sister of Jessica Simpson told Barbara Walters that it was not right how every single day she has to keep hearing and reading about her sister's weight gain in the media. She said that she was fed up with all the a...

Read full story
Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses Three Pounds

Jessica Simpson Loses Three Pounds

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and cheerfully announced to Ellen that she had lost three pounds. Ellen told her that she was proud of her and she added that she could not believe the shit storm hoopla that the...

Read full story
Funny story: Jessica Simpson Wins Them Over!

Jessica Simpson Wins Them Over!

Jessica Simpson opened for Rascal Flatts at Madison Square Gardens Friday night without forgetting the lyrics to her songs and crying. Jessica was wearing a skirt. She explained between songs that sometimes when she was wearing pants or short...

Read full story
Funny story: Jessica Simpson Releases Reggae Christmas CD

Jessica Simpson Releases Reggae Christmas CD

Desperate to find a recording medium and a musical genre where she might be successful, without being booed by her audience that is, Jessica Simpson is set to release a new Christmas CD done in Reggae style. Teaming up with former Ziggy Marley band...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more