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Funny story: Secret deal made for Paris Hiltons release in Japan

Secret deal made for Paris Hiltons release in Japan

It has been revealed by a top Japanese officials that the Columbian Cartel paid a two million dollar ransom to Japan for the release of Paris Hilton. An unidentified Cartel member says it was money well spent. "We make tons of money from her,...

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Funny story: Japanese Whalers Use Kittens As Chum

Japanese Whalers Use Kittens As Chum

As activist's approached a Japanese whaling vessel, the crew was stunned at what they saw: Poor innocent kittens attached to commercial grade hooks to entice whales. "These whalers have really stepped over the line!" said an angry protester nam...

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Funny story: Japanese 'quantitative easing', 77,000 people aged 120 or over, 884 aged 150 or higher, claiming pensions!

Japanese 'quantitative easing', 77,000 people aged 120 or over, 884 aged 150 or higher, claiming pensions!

Toyko, Japan: Japanese authorities have revealed that it has thousands of people listed as still alive, who have been dead for years. More than 77,000 people aged 120 or over - 884 aged 150 or higher - are listed on government records as still al...

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Funny story: Iceland victorious over Japan

Iceland victorious over Japan

The Icelandic basketball team were today successful in defeating Japan at the Championships by 97 baskets to 33. Helped by a capacity crowd, many of whom travelled long distances to see them play, the Icelanders achieved an early 15 point margin and...

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Funny story: Crap happy Jappy chappy in sassy Brit bashing trashtalk happening

Crap happy Jappy chappy in sassy Brit bashing trashtalk happening

The "Shadow Shogun" has been shooting off at the mouth in an attempt to get some publicity ahead of his bid to become Japan's leader. The loony ex lefty spouted a stream of nonsensical non sequiturs that were so apropos of nothing that they appea...

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Funny story: Next Japanese PM says "Brits are not nice, but OK as Prisoners of War"

Next Japanese PM says "Brits are not nice, but OK as Prisoners of War"

Ichiro Ozawa, the former secretary-general of Japan's ruling Democratic Party, also said he values US democracy but dismissed the American people as "simple-minded" He especially hates their television programs, like the Simpson's and has called...

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Funny story: The Gorgeously Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Brooklyn Decker and Zac Efron To Star in "The Multiple Organists"

The Gorgeously Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Brooklyn Decker and Zac Efron To Star in "The Multiple Organists"

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most beautiful models to ever grace the pages of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, Brooklyn Decker, will be appearing with Zac Efron in Staccato Monteverdi's The Multiple Organists. The film which is based on the novel...

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Funny story: Japan's bogus claim. 'Oldest living people' have been dead for decades!

Japan's bogus claim. 'Oldest living people' have been dead for decades!

TOKYO: For decades Japan has held the title for longevity. So-called studies have told us that the average lifespan for both men and women in Japan ranges from age 85-89 with thousands in the 110-years plus category. Boffins have conducted spe...

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Funny story: Japan Marks Hiroshima Atom Bomb Anniversary

Japan Marks Hiroshima Atom Bomb Anniversary

The Japanese city of Hiroshima has marked the 65th anniversary of the world's first atomic bomb attack, with, for the very first time, a representative of the United States attending the celebrations. About 140,000 people were killed, or died with...

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Funny story: Japan's Dekotora Movement Ruining Lives Stateside As Well

Japan's Dekotora Movement Ruining Lives Stateside As Well

Dekotora - Japan's Dekotora movement -- where truckers who would otherwise be snorting crystal meth off of the porcelain tank covers of rest stops throughout Japan decorate their trucks to look like Elton John's mud room -- has come under fire from l...

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Funny story: Japanese Team Members Attempt Hari-Kari after Loss to Paraguay

Japanese Team Members Attempt Hari-Kari after Loss to Paraguay

When the World Cup game between Japan and Paraguay ended in a tie, the game went into overtime. Still there was no score. The game finally ended in penalty kicks when Paraguay beat Japan 5-4. One Japanese team member, Yuichi Komano, missed his penalt...

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Funny story: World Cup Referee Wins Man Of The Match Award In Japan v Paraguay Game

World Cup Referee Wins Man Of The Match Award In Japan v Paraguay Game

Sports reporting can be difficult. Today Japan played Paraguay in the round of 16, and following a mind-numbingly dull encounter, Paraguay progressed into the last 8 following the first penalty shoot-out of the tournament. In a match utterly devoi...

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Funny story: Japan Commit Hara-Kiri In Graz As Capello Probes Missing Marmalade Mystery

Japan Commit Hara-Kiri In Graz As Capello Probes Missing Marmalade Mystery

After taking a seventh minute lead here in Graz in England's final World Cup warm up match, Japan eventually committed ritual hara-kiri by scoring two own goals. Final score: Japan 1 England 2 But boss Fabio Capello was left with a bigger heada...

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Funny story: Honolulu to be renamed Honoruru by request of Japanese Tourist Community

Honolulu to be renamed Honoruru by request of Japanese Tourist Community

In these trying times, residents of Honolulu, Hawaii are doing everything they can to attract more tourists-including changing the town's name. "As a Japanese tourist, I find it difficult to say Honolulu and I am so happy about the name change. N...

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Funny story: Japan - Bee rustlers 'stung'

Japan - Bee rustlers 'stung'

Police in Japan have carried out several 'sting' operations against the rising number of bee rustling gangs who are stealing colonies hoping to 'cash in' on huge profits. The driving force behind the rise is thought to be the spiraling cost of bee...

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Funny story: Jolly Green Giant battles Godzilla in the Sea of Japan

Jolly Green Giant battles Godzilla in the Sea of Japan

The Sea of Japan: Disoriented from the gigantic volcanic ash cloud spreading over Europe the Jolly Green Giant some how got lost and wound up in the Sea of Japan accidentally stepping on the dwelling place of the fabled Japanese Dragon monster Godzil...

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Funny story: Japan to cut whale quota

Japan to cut whale quota

A surprise declaration by the International Whaling Commission, issued today, states that Japan has agreed to halve its whaling quota next year. The statement was confirmed by the Japaneses Sushi Minister, Mr Eetsa Lotafish, who said "Japan is sen...

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