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Funny story: No Early Bucket of Shit for Shetty: Snubbed by Goody

No Early Bucket of Shit for Shetty: Snubbed by Goody

Heartbroken slumdog Shilpa Shitehawk (67) will not be experiencing that feeling of freedom and relief a bucket of shit kept in the corner a room brings to all Indian lasses, owing to Jade (27 and counting) being too ill to receive her arch nemesis fo...

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Funny story: I want a poppadom, Jade Goody's last wish.

I want a poppadom, Jade Goody's last wish.

Jade Goody's dying wish is to eat a poppadom, served on a plate by Celebrity Big Brother co-star Shilpa Shetty. The last wish is the latest last wish of the cancer star who is stubbornly refusing to do what Fleet Street has been predicting for we...

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Funny story: Jesus Demands 'Goody Friday'

Jesus Demands 'Goody Friday'

Nazareth - Messianic zombie figure, Jesus of Nazareth has demanded the whole of Christendon rename 'Good Friday' - 'Goody Friday' in honour of the 2002 Big Brother runner-up Jade Goody. When asked why he looked just like shyster publicist Max Clit...

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Funny story: Jade Dead: to the world

Jade Dead: to the world

On what many are banking on being her last night on this mortal coil, it has been reported that Jade Goody is "sleeping the sleep of the un-dead". In an undignified yet typical scene of domestic violence earlier this evening, sources close to Jade...

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Funny story: Jade Goody News: Horror Continues

Jade Goody News: Horror Continues

The full horror of the Jade Goody situation unfolded tonight in my living room, when, as I was watching television, I saw an advertisement promoting pictures of the ex-Big Brother housemate, her two sons, Bobby and Freddie, and her criminal husband J...

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Funny story: Jade's Cancer Diary

Jade's Cancer Diary

Monday Dear Diary Uncle Max came round today to tell me how well things were going. He thinks that I will be the nation's number 1 celebrity. He then bagged up a load of cash and then left. Tuesday Dear Diary Had a terrible dream. I dreamt that I was surrounded by lots of vultures who were all feeding off me. When I woke up a journalist from the Sun was just leaving after givin...

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Funny story: Goody's Spring Equinox fears that Queen's RIP will eclipse her own demise

Goody's Spring Equinox fears that Queen's RIP will eclipse her own demise

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): PR guru Max Cliff-Hanger has been ordered to take out emergency insurance cover against 'an Act of God' on Friday's Spring Equinox that could result in his top client being upstaged by the RIP of that other tragedy...

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Funny story: What is a Jade Goody?

What is a Jade Goody?

As momentous events were unfolding across the world, with Middle Eastern wars and terrorist attacks in Ireland, and crumbling banking systems and tension in the former Soviet Union, the one thing people and especially satirists wanted to know was - w...

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Funny story: Jade Goody: Nothing New To Report, Really

Jade Goody: Nothing New To Report, Really

As the sun slowly slips out of view over the horizon in the twilight of Jade Goody's sparkling career, it emerged that there was no news worth reporting on the former Big Brother housemate today. Her public cyst, Max Cash, usually so reliable in p...

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Funny story: Good Samaritan Charity Launch 'JadeLine'

Good Samaritan Charity Launch 'JadeLine'

A counselling charity has announced it is setting up a new 'Jade Helpline', to help those most affected deal with the impending loss of the reality TV person. The new Jadeline service will be a private number issued only to tabloid journalists, de...

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Funny story: 'Goody-bye England's Woes' plea as Elton John does a runner

'Goody-bye England's Woes' plea as Elton John does a runner

London - (Last Frights Mess): Despite weeks of frenetic PR cajoling to play his seminal 'Goody-bye England's Woes' tribute at Jade Goody's forthcoming reality tv funeral Elton John has mysteriously vanished. The entertainer had been offered a £££...

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Funny story: A Goody waste of space

A Goody waste of space

Jade Goody, half human half Alsatian has made the headlines again for no apparent reason other than the fact she is dying from cancer. In hospitals and care homes across Britain people who have lived fulfilling lives are in the same predicament. With...

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Funny story: Greetings card company to create Jade Goody Day

Greetings card company to create Jade Goody Day

Greeting Cards maker Mallhark have decided to create a new day in honour and blessing of the miraculously wonderful Jade Goody. The cards, recycled from magazines such as Now!, Look! and Wowzers!, are likely to be on sale within the next few weeks.

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Funny story: Satan Hires Max Clifford

Satan Hires Max Clifford

Sources close to the Prince of Darkness have suggested that he may be about to hire the publicist Max Clifford. Satan is thought to be very impressed with Clifford's work with Jade Goody. The once nationally vilified Big Brother is now adored by peop...

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Funny story: Jade Goody News: Jade To Seek Media Injunction

Jade Goody News: Jade To Seek Media Injunction

Terminally-ill Jade Goody-Tweedy has had enough - and she's now taking out a Media Injunction to prove it! Jade, the ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother housemate, has been the subject of many millions of despicable and derogatory articles in...

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Funny story: Jade Goody News: Spoof Critics Attacked By Other Spoof Critics

Jade Goody News: Spoof Critics Attacked By Other Spoof Critics

There was a further twist in the Jade Goody Saga today, as writers on a satirical news website 'crossed swords' over, what it is claimed has been, a relentless invasion of the ex-Big Brother housemate's private life, and severe case of defamation of...

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Funny story: Battlestar Galactica may save Jade Goody!

Battlestar Galactica may save Jade Goody!

It has emerged today that British television superstar and glamour icon Jade Goody may be cured as a result of a procedure loosely based on the resurrection abilities of the villainous robotic race on outgoing American sci-fi series Battlestar Galact...

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