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Funny story: Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Hackers

Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Hackers

Hackers who broke into J.K. Rowling's laptop posted copies of the final pages of Rowling's new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book. In the book's ending a prominent character is killed, namely ... oh, wait ... if I tell you...

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Funny story: Anne Robinson masterminded JK Rowling fraud

Anne Robinson masterminded JK Rowling fraud

London - (Ass Mess): According to files released today by the National Archives, MI5 has known for over 20 years that it was universal hate-figure and over-the-top boozer Anne Robinson who masterminded the fraud of JK Rowling's theft of all seven...

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Funny story: JK Rowling tells Jonathan Ross "The day the cops finally busted me"

JK Rowling tells Jonathan Ross "The day the cops finally busted me"

London - (Ass Mess): Plagiarising fraudster and copyright thief JK Rowling has told BBC presenter Jonathan Ross about the moment earlier this year when the Serious Fraud Office arrested her in connection with the theft of all seven Harry Potter stori...

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Funny story: Gorbachev's daughter JK Rowling is top Glasgow terror suspect

Gorbachev's daughter JK Rowling is top Glasgow terror suspect

Glasgow - (Rotters): Glasgow police have said they are confident that the five terror suspects arrested for this weekend's bombing attempts all work for Mikhail Gorbachev's bastard daughter JK Rowling.

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Answers Mysteries of Series

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Answers Mysteries of Series

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows answers several of the mysteries and questions asked by the other books and movies. In a sneak peek of the newest best seller, this publication learned that several things will be cleared up in the final volume.

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Funny story: Harry Potter 7 Secrets Revealed

Harry Potter 7 Secrets Revealed

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is not scheduled for release until mid July. Hackers have been trying to break into the publishing company's computers to get the secrets to the new book, while thieves have tried to break into the building f...

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Funny story: J.K Rowling to Sue Ebay over Plagiarism

J.K Rowling to Sue Ebay over Plagiarism

Top online auction site Ebay has landed itself in serious hot water today after multi-millionaire author J.K Rowling has threatened to sue over plagiarism.

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Funny story: Harry Potter You're Nicked My Son! - Boy Wizard In Chokey After Bender

Harry Potter You're Nicked My Son! - Boy Wizard In Chokey After Bender

Boy Wizard, Harry Potter, is today waking up in Azkaban having fallen foul of the Hogshead police after a drunken binge to celebrate his quoits victory.

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Funny story: Cops question Jeffrey Archer's wife Mary about JK Rowling maternity fraud

Cops question Jeffrey Archer's wife Mary about JK Rowling maternity fraud

Grantchester - (Ass Mess): The wife of convicted perjurer and former Tory Party chairman Lord Archer has been questioned by UK fraud squad cops this morning about destroying the evidence regarding her maternity of serial plagiarist and con artiste ex...

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Funny story: Harry Potter In Surprise 8th Book Sensation

Harry Potter In Surprise 8th Book Sensation

Reports on the wires this evening are talking of a sensational new book that's set to take the libraries and bookshops of the world by storm.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

(Crappers USA) J.K. Rowling is taking no chances to keep her book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows completely classified as top secret. The American book publisher has bought large acres of land and places it into high security like Area 51, the...

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Funny story: BBC In Shake-up As New Broom Looks Set To Sweep Clean

BBC In Shake-up As New Broom Looks Set To Sweep Clean

It's all change at the BBC as a new broom looks set to sweep clean.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter

London, England - In an apparent response to the news announced just days ago in a story in TheSpoof.com that Christopher Tolkien and Paul Jackson are teaming up, J.K. Rowling's announced today she too would be doing yet another Harry Potter book...

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Funny story: Beware 'spoilers' warns Rowling as cops move to end her reign of terror

Beware 'spoilers' warns Rowling as cops move to end her reign of terror

London - (Associated Mess): Speaking to reporters today about her seventh serial attempt to pass off the Harry Potter books as her very own work JK Rowling hit back at press reports that the Metropolitan Police is finally about to make its move and t...

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Funny story: Cynicism run riot as JK Rowling hogs limelight with £££s reward

Cynicism run riot as JK Rowling hogs limelight with £££s reward

London - (Rotters): Not content with spinning out the sicko fantasy of being the true author of all the Harry Potter books, serial plagiarist and fraudster Joanne Rowling today upped the stakes by wading into the abduction headlines of a four year ol...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling to release eighth book in Harry Potter series

J.K. Rowling to release eighth book in Harry Potter series

LONDON - British author J.K. Rowling today announced she is currently at work writing an eighth book for her wildly popular Harry Potter series.

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Funny story: Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Lancashire - (Rioters): Outraged locals have caused £50,000 of damage to the Hogwarts Express steam locomotive stored in Carnforth, Lancashire as a protest against JK Rowling's continued fraudulent portrayal of being the rightful author of the Ha...

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