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Funny story: Devon Farmer in Freak Cucumber Accident

Devon Farmer in Freak Cucumber Accident

A Devon farmer is today recovering in hospital following a freak accident in his field yesterday,which resulted in a full helicopter rescue and airlift to hospital. The farmer, believed to be in his 40's,has been a victim of the recent credit crun...

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Funny story: Heeeeeeeerrrrreeeess Ed McMahon - In The Hospital!

Heeeeeeeerrrrreeeess Ed McMahon - In The Hospital!

A spokesman for Ed McMahon says a lengthy hospital stay hasn't dampened his spirits one bit as he prepares to mark his 86th birthday, drinking like a fish. "We keep hearing him in there behind the door telling visitors that they may have already w...

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Funny story: Hospital: Too many teenage pregnancies!

Hospital: Too many teenage pregnancies!

A hospital in New Jersey says that they are "fed up with all the teenage pregnancies!" Kathy Hamilton , 28, a nurse at the NJ hospital says that "the number of teenage pregnancies we get is ridiculous! It's like looking at 100 Jamie Lynn's a day!"...

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Funny story: "I've been healed! I've been healed!" cries Nurse

"I've been healed! I've been healed!" cries Nurse

In St. Duffy's Hospital, Weston-Super-Mare a fully qualified District Nurse came running into the outpatients reception area exclaiming; "I've been healed! I've been healed!" Surprised onlookers recognised the woman as a colleague who had been suspe...

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Funny story: NY Begins Bold Program To Expand Health Care Services To The Underinsured

NY Begins Bold Program To Expand Health Care Services To The Underinsured

NY State Governor David Paterson announced a new plan to expand health care coverage for thousands of under insured New Yorkers. The plan's centerpiece involves the registration and licensure of informal practitioners who currently operate outside th...

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Funny story: Ambulance crew suspended for 'trying to keep a patient alive'

Ambulance crew suspended for 'trying to keep a patient alive'

An ambulance crew of two in Brighton was today suspended, after allegedly 'trying to keep a patient alive'. A telephone operator received an emergency 999 call last month from an injured man, but kept the line open after she heard the crew suggesting...

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Funny story: Hundreds Of Geordies Hospitalised

Hundreds Of Geordies Hospitalised

Hundreds of Geordies were rushed into hospitals in the North East tonight suffering from cringeing embarrassment following the Toon's 5-1 home drubbing by a frankly, not that great Liverpool team. 'It was a joke that was,' said one as he was conso...

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Funny story: A+E Department introduce 'Drunk tanks' for Xmas period.

A+E Department introduce 'Drunk tanks' for Xmas period.

Accident and Emergency units across the Irish Republic have introduced 'Drunk Tanks' for the duration of the Xmas period in order to keep the Casualty section 'Piss head' free a for the duration. Senior staff nurse Aine O'Really explains "We ha...

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Funny story: Hospital Installs DOG Scan Machine

Hospital Installs DOG Scan Machine

PHILADELPHIA - The Thomas Jefferson hospital here has installed the nation's first and only DOG scan unit. It was purchased from the Siemens DOG shelter in Leipzig, Germany. "Dis iss a great day fur Philadelphia. The DOG scan vill perfectly compl...

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Funny story: Medical blunders

Medical blunders

Musical instruments and car parts were among those left inside four patients after surgery, the Hospital Authority has revealed in the latest issue of its ''Be Careful Alert.'' Musical instruments and car parts including a violin, trombone and a s...

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Funny story: Doctors Kill Patients...Again!

Doctors Kill Patients...Again!

In another shocking blunder, it was revealed today that doctors at 4 different hospitals in Kent failed to spot a patient whose head was completely decapitated from his body. 'It's absolutely disgusting' said a hospital cleaner this morning as she...

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Funny story: Dr. Who slams Global health Care

Dr. Who slams Global health Care

The Time Lord from Gallifry, decried the lack of comprehensive health care for many of the citizens of this planet. Dr Who has traveled much of the known universe, rarely has seen such a poor delivery system of health care, then here on planet E...

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Funny story: "Too Funny" E-Mail Link Sends Man to Local Emergency Room

"Too Funny" E-Mail Link Sends Man to Local Emergency Room

Jim Ronson didn't expect anything unusual to happen last Friday as he sipped his morning coffee and checked his daily e-mail. But the events that followed quickly served as a sobering reminder of the dangerous and potentially lethal effects of today'...

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Funny story: Hyde Hospital beats all other hospitals for reduced patient waiting lists

Hyde Hospital beats all other hospitals for reduced patient waiting lists

In tables released by the Greater Manchester Hospital Trust, Hyde General Hospital topped the league for the single largest reduction in waiting times for patients.

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Funny story: Dirty hospitals warning for NHS Trust

Dirty hospitals warning for NHS Trust

An NHS trust has been told to clean up its act after inspectors found blood stains on a bedrail and filthy commodes, it was revealed yesterday.

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Funny story: Hospital And Supermarket Apologise For Foetus Blunder

Hospital And Supermarket Apologise For Foetus Blunder

A hospital and a supermarket have apologised to the public after 7 foetuses were lost from an ante-natal unit and were later discovered on shelves at a local supermarket described as Poussin. Bosses at the hospital, St Agnez-on-the-Hill in Sudbury...

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Funny story: Dr. Edward Maxwell Hospitalized Due to Adverse Reaction to Turd Stories.

Dr. Edward Maxwell Hospitalized Due to Adverse Reaction to Turd Stories.

Forum contributor and would be spoof writer, Dr. Edward Maxwell, was rushed to the hospital earlier today. It seems that Dr. Maxwell passed out on his bathroom floor due to severe abdominal pains.

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