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Funny story: Kieren Fallon race-fixing trial begins

Kieren Fallon race-fixing trial begins

Old Bailey, London - (Rotters): Seven women and five men got to post on Monday at the Old Bailey as the sworn-in jury members hearing the evidence that says former champion jockey Kiere Fallon is a race-fixing felon.

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Funny story: George Washington pulled from QEII race after gelding disaster

George Washington pulled from QEII race after gelding disaster

Ballydoyle, Ireland - (Ass mess): Fabled Irish talking horse George Washington was pulled from this weekend's Queen Elizabeth II Stakes at Ascot after an operation to geld him went badly wrong, leaving the 4-year-old son of Danehill a p...

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Funny story: Group One Queen Elizabeth II Stakes to be relegated to handicap race

Group One Queen Elizabeth II Stakes to be relegated to handicap race

Arsecut Racecourse - (Ass Mess): This year's Group One Queen Elizabeth II Stakes at Ascot is to be relegated to auction handicap status.

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Funny story: Rocking Horse loses man his fortune

Rocking Horse loses man his fortune

In London, the world's most foolish rich man lost his multi billion pound fortune by betting on a Rocking Horse to win the Grand National, the most important race in the British racing calendar.

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel...

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Funny story: Queen Upset By Frankie Dettori's Swearing Fit

Queen Upset By Frankie Dettori's Swearing Fit

In the second major 'bad language' incident of the weekend, Frankie Dettori, the National Hunt jockey, upset the Queen with a hail of F-words immediately after winning the Epsom Derby...

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Funny story: Is QEII The Greatest Briton Ever?

Is QEII The Greatest Briton Ever?

The Elizabeth the Second who has been the Queen in the world since the fifties, is rumoured to be the favourite for this year's race to be the Greatest Briton 2007...

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Funny story: Grand National Betting Latest

Grand National Betting Latest

This year's Aintree Grand National on Saturday will herald a victory for Animal Rights activists who have organised a protest against the race.

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Funny story: George Washington's flaccid flop is Holy Roman Emperor's stud fee

George Washington's flaccid flop is Holy Roman Emperor's stud fee

Ireland - (Rioters): Embarrassment at Ireland's top equestrian business The Coolmore Stud has reached epic proportions following the failure of last year's star three year old colt George Washington to produce more semen than a shagged-out gn...

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Funny story: Charlotte Church Red-Faced Over Horse Revelations

Charlotte Church Red-Faced Over Horse Revelations

Singer-turned-TV presenter Charlotte Church has had a major setback after visting her prenatal clinic last week, when it emerged that she was not 'with child', but 'with foal'.

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Funny story: Kieren Fallon off to the knackers' yard

Kieren Fallon off to the knackers' yard

Newmarket, Suffolk - (Associated Mess): Former champion flat jockey Kieren Fallon is hanging up the whip and boots after the ultimate nightmare of the racing authorities finding traces of urine in his cocaine sample.

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Funny story: Dubai's McTomb raider accused of slavery

Dubai's McTomb raider accused of slavery

Miami, Florida - (Associated Mess): Dubai's ultra-dodgy horse racing fanatic ruler Shaikh Mohammed McTomb is being sued in the Florida courts accused of enslaving thousands of pre-pubescent camel jockeys in a bid to satisfy his lust for desert r...

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