Old Bailey, London - (Rotters): Seven women and five men got to post on Monday at the Old Bailey as the sworn-in jury members hearing the evidence that says former champion jockey Kiere Fallon is a race-fixing felon.
Ballydoyle, Ireland - (Ass mess): Fabled Irish talking horse George Washington was pulled from this weekend's Queen Elizabeth II Stakes at Ascot after an operation to geld him went badly wrong, leaving the 4-year-old son of Danehill a p...
Arsecut Racecourse - (Ass Mess): This year's Group One Queen Elizabeth II Stakes at Ascot is to be relegated to auction handicap status.
In London, the world's most foolish rich man lost his multi billion pound fortune by betting on a Rocking Horse to win the Grand National, the most important race in the British racing calendar.
Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel...
In the second major 'bad language' incident of the weekend, Frankie Dettori, the National Hunt jockey, upset the Queen with a hail of F-words immediately after winning the Epsom Derby...
The Elizabeth the Second who has been the Queen in the world since the fifties, is rumoured to be the favourite for this year's race to be the Greatest Briton 2007...
This year's Aintree Grand National on Saturday will herald a victory for Animal Rights activists who have organised a protest against the race.
Ireland - (Rioters): Embarrassment at Ireland's top equestrian business The Coolmore Stud has reached epic proportions following the failure of last year's star three year old colt George Washington to produce more semen than a shagged-out gn...
Singer-turned-TV presenter Charlotte Church has had a major setback after visting her prenatal clinic last week, when it emerged that she was not 'with child', but 'with foal'.
Newmarket, Suffolk - (Associated Mess): Former champion flat jockey Kieren Fallon is hanging up the whip and boots after the ultimate nightmare of the racing authorities finding traces of urine in his cocaine sample.
Miami, Florida - (Associated Mess): Dubai's ultra-dodgy horse racing fanatic ruler Shaikh Mohammed McTomb is being sued in the Florida courts accused of enslaving thousands of pre-pubescent camel jockeys in a bid to satisfy his lust for desert r...
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