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Funny story: Bag Lady Accosts Rich Bitch

Bag Lady Accosts Rich Bitch

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

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Funny story: How To Handle Being Panhandled

How To Handle Being Panhandled

How many times, on average, do you get panhandled in a year? Outside Seven Eleven's, churches, bus stops, pay toilets, you name a public gathering spot and chances are you have been shaken down by a nice homeless person several times this past week. How do you handle this without being rude or being beaten to death?...

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Funny story: Mortgage crisis worsening; Habitat for Humanity begins foreclosure proceedings for the first time ever

Mortgage crisis worsening; Habitat for Humanity begins foreclosure proceedings for the first time ever

San Jose, California - Dispute having an interest free, $150, 000 30-year mortgage and investing 500 hours in "sweat equity" into their home and that of a neighbors as down payment for their modest town home (condo), Habitat for Humanity an...

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Funny story: Homeless Man Blows Savings On Booze Again

Homeless Man Blows Savings On Booze Again

NEW YORK -- A homeless man in midtown Manhattan decided to spend all of his money on alcohol again early Friday morning. The man, who doesn't know his last name but thinks his first name might be Pete, used the $3.38 he collected in donations ove...

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Funny story: London's Westminster City Council to use Giant Street Vacuums to pick up Homeless

London's Westminster City Council to use Giant Street Vacuums to pick up Homeless

LONDON - City of Westminster Council has unveiled a new machine to deal with its growing number of nuisance vagrants, it has to clear up during the night.

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Funny story: New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

In a joint press release earlier this week, the American Pharmaceutical Association (APhA) and the American Psychiatirc Association (APA) announced that they are joining forces to create a new group to advance the interests of psychiatrists who want...

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Funny story: Danny DeVito Becomes Homeless Bag Lady

Danny DeVito Becomes Homeless Bag Lady

Actor and sometimes director Danny DeVito is now homeless. Having bombed at the box office in his last three movies and having had his last four television shows cancelled, he was unable to meet the mortgage payment on his Hollywood home.

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Funny story: Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

BEAVERTON, OREGON (AP Newsliar) -- Unemployment and homelessness is on the rise among the nation's chimpanzee population, amid a decline in the use of primates for animal research.

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Funny story: Bush To Sell Big Issue For Iraq War

Bush To Sell Big Issue For Iraq War

It Has been suggested that George W Bush is set to hit the streets of Baghdad this summer promoting sales of the magazine for the homeless magazine for the homeless, The Big Issue.

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Funny story: Immigrants for Homeless exchange

Immigrants for Homeless exchange

May 1st, Governor Schwarzenegger explained his answer for the growing illegal immigrant problem in California.

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Funny story: Homeless Americans Take to the Roofs of American Homes

Homeless Americans Take to the Roofs of American Homes

Homeless American have found the second best way to have a home. They are camping on the roofs of US houses and businesses. It took quite a while for homeowners to even notice their new roof dwellers. Stealthy campers pitch their tents late into the...

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Funny story: Estate Agent Predicts: House Market To Crash!

Estate Agent Predicts: House Market To Crash!

A leading London estate agent has dramatically predicted the inevitable crash of the booming house and flat market.

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Funny story: Hardaway Conquers Homophobia. Now Battles Hobo Phobia.

Hardaway Conquers Homophobia. Now Battles Hobo Phobia.

Miami, FL - Former NBA legend Tim Hardaway apologized Sunday for his anti-gay remarks, telling a Miami television station, "I didn't mean to say that. Or more accurately - I didn't mean to get caught saying that. How was I to know that &...

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Funny story: Three-Quarters of a Million Homeless in USA

Three-Quarters of a Million Homeless in USA

In a nation of 300 million winners, we learned that the number of losers is creeping dangerously close to a million! When the US Census counted the notoriously tough to enumerate hobos their population almost hit the million mark! One-third unlucky,o...

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Funny story: Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Washington DC - Two-thousand homeless people - men, women and children - clamored in front of the White House today to express their excitement for the funding the US government has given to NASA to equip their upcoming satellites with a new moon roc...

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Funny story: Activists Re-label Those Without Homes

Activists Re-label Those Without Homes

Kalamazoo, MI- The Kalamazoo-based advocacy group, Semantics Matters, has recently taken on the "homeless" label. The group, which in 2005 challenged city officials about their use of the term "water" to describe the local supply of H20, is organizi...

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Funny story: Bush Hosts Thanksgiving Charity Dinner for the Wealthy

Bush Hosts Thanksgiving Charity Dinner for the Wealthy

Washington D.C.- Reversing a Whitehouse tradition of inviting poor and homeless people to share a Thanksgiving feast, George and Laura Bush held a dinner, Thursday, to which only wealthy campaign contributors were invited. "We didn't want any...

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