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Funny story: Porn Star Says Job Makes Her Feel Nuts

Porn Star Says Job Makes Her Feel Nuts

Nuts HOLLYWOOD, CA - Pamela Partypocket is the moniker she goes by in the porn biz. She's been in the business for just over two years. In a recent interview she revealed that the career is starting to get to her mentally and emotionally. "I fee...

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Funny story: Kevin Spacey Fined For Swatting The TV Camera As He Sat In The Emmy Award Show Audience

Kevin Spacey Fined For Swatting The TV Camera As He Sat In The Emmy Award Show Audience

HOLLYWOOD - Kevin Spacey must have thought that he was being cute when he took out his Emmy Award Show ticket and swatted at the TV camera as the cameraman was shooting him at The 65th Annual Emmy Award Show. Immediately after the show ended Space...

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Funny story: Merrit Wever Gives The Shortest Emmy Award Acceptance Speech in History

Merrit Wever Gives The Shortest Emmy Award Acceptance Speech in History

HOLLYWOOD - Merrit Wever, who is not exactly a household name in the celebrity world, won an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress for her role on HBO's Nurse Jane. Wever did something that 99.9 percent of the winners cannot do. She actually took her a...

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Funny story: New Hollywood Movie "Fuselage" Set to Break Box Office Records.

New Hollywood Movie "Fuselage" Set to Break Box Office Records.

The story involves an ex-airline pilot who becomes a rock star. When his plane is hijacked by Al Qaeda with three hundred passengers on board Al Palermo is lucky to escape with his life, as one of only three survivors. He figures it is time to hand in his wings. Not yet turned forty he believes, as he leaves the sanatorium, carrying the guitar that a fellow inmate gave him just before he hanged hi...

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Funny story: Heidi Fleiss: From Hollywood Madam To Pahrump Pot Princess

Heidi Fleiss: From Hollywood Madam To Pahrump Pot Princess

PAHRUMP, Nevada - The notorious Heidi Fleiss is back in the news and this time it is not for money laundering. The woman who became internationally known has gone from being the Hollywood Madam to the Pahrump Pot Princess. Hollywood Innuendo's...

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Funny story: Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...

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Funny story: Bloopers

Bloopers

Although not as expensive to produce and not usually considered as "good" as motion pictures, television (TV) shows are still, by everyone's standards except, perhaps, those of Bill Gates, costly and, therefore, even their goofs, flubs, fuckups, boners, and bloopers, as mistakes by cast and crew are called (except when they're called outtakes or, in England, "a comedy of errors"), are often preser...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Wants Paris Jackson To Change Her Name

Paris Hilton Wants Paris Jackson To Change Her Name

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has lashed out at Michael Jackson's daughter 15-year-old Paris Jackson and told her to change her name. Hilton is apparently upset that the entertainment media could conceivably confuse the two and Hilton says that she wil...

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Funny story: A Despondent Ricky Gervais May Return To England

A Despondent Ricky Gervais May Return To England

LOS ANGELES - Ricky Gervais says that if he had it to do all over again he would not have insulted so many Hollywood celebrities when he hosted The Golden Globe Awards Show. The Mad Englishman, as fellow Brit Piers Morgan calls him, stated that he...

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Funny story: John Travolta and Adam Lambert To Star In The TV Sit-Com 'One Of Us Is Gay'

John Travolta and Adam Lambert To Star In The TV Sit-Com 'One Of Us Is Gay'

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Television Network has just announced that they will be premiering a new sit-com in the fall called One of Us Is Gay starring John Travolta and Adam Lambert. ETN spokesperson Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich stated that the sho...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...

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Funny story: Alec Baldwin Implodes Yet Again

Alec Baldwin Implodes Yet Again

LAS VEGAS - According to a close friend who did not want his name revealed, Alec Baldwin flew into Las Vegas to see about purchasing a brand new toupee. Baldwin who adamantly denies that he wears a hair piece has said that he cannot help it if his...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man." Transsexual lesbian? What's that? Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...

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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Funny story: Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...

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