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Funny story: Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!

Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!

Once it was certain Hillary had lost the electoral college vote, according to insiders, she unloaded on her rumored-to-be philandering husband, Bill. (She had also had choice words for her once bestest gal-pal's hubby.) You son of a bitch, this is...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Loses An Erection

Hillary Clinton Loses An Erection

Hillary Clinton became the lasted casualty of presidential candidates who have lost an erection. Hers came today an hour past midnight, although she did not impart unto the world this information until early this afternoon. Hillary should not be...

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Funny story: Trump Concedes, Calls Clinton to Congratulate Her

Trump Concedes, Calls Clinton to Congratulate Her

In a shocking turn of events Donald Trump has conceded the Election and admitted defeat to Hillary Clinton. Nearly 24 hours before the polls will close out west. Trump appeared on CNN at Trump Tower in Bogata, Idaho. "Let's get this right America!...

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Funny story: Young White Men 'Excited' to Ruin Country With Third-Party Vote

Young White Men 'Excited' to Ruin Country With Third-Party Vote

NEW YORK, NY - A mere twenty-four hours before Election Day, it appears there's one group of voters Hillary Clinton still hasn't managed to win over: young, white men. A recent survey revealed that this group is overwhelmingly reluctant to cast their...

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Funny story: House Republicans Shocked to Learn 18th Time's Isn't A Charm

House Republicans Shocked to Learn 18th Time's Isn't A Charm

"I could've sworn this influx of duplicate emails we've already seen before would present us with some new information." After completing his review of the recently discovered email collection, FBI Director James Comey has stated that no addition...

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Funny story: Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

The 2016 Presidential Election has been largely uninspiring and demoralizing for the left-leaning side of the Democratic Party. If your top concerns include global warning, corporate greed, toxic chemicals, alternative transportation and urban commun...

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Funny story: Socks Speaks Out: Clintons' White House Cat Speaks Through Pet Psychic

Socks Speaks Out: Clintons' White House Cat Speaks Through Pet Psychic

Socks, the black and white tuxedo cat who was a Clinton family pet during the entire Bill Clinton presidency 1993-2001, contacted a medium, to weigh in on the 2016 presidential election. Speaking through Charisma Rhapsody, pet psychic, Socks spok...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password

Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password

Today U.S. intelligence services confirmed Monica Lewinsky, the infamous White House intern whose sole claim to fame is having performed fellatio on President Bill Clinton, leaked Hillary's email password to Wikileaks. Intelligent source are 100% co...

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Funny story: Groping Women Shrinks Hands

Groping Women Shrinks Hands

The myth claims masturbation causes blindness. Looking at those tiny hands wave from the podium, it appears that groping women shrinks hands. No wide receiver there, maybe a drummer, but not a pianist. Octaves, don't you know? Will Donald be elec...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Favored to Win New York City Marathon

Donald Trump Favored to Win New York City Marathon

The plethora of media coverage Donald Trump has garnered in his feisty presidential campaign appears to have yielded some rather unexpected results; polls now show that Trump is not only neck-and-neck with Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton in the...

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Funny story: Hilary deletes thousands of her males!

Hilary deletes thousands of her males!

Scandal upon scandal rocks the US presidential farce even further after the FBI discovered that Hilary deleted thousands of her "males"! Not Bill though, he's a sucker! The FBI announced that Hilary had more males than Bill had hot lips and in a d...

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Funny story: FBI Reopens Investigation Into Clinton Smoke Signal Server

FBI Reopens Investigation Into Clinton Smoke Signal Server

Last week FBI Director James Comey announced that the ongoing investigation into Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton's private messaging database would continue due to new evidence being presented. "Recent investigations have found a startling...

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Funny story: Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Donald Trump at a rally today accused Hillary Clinton of giving military secrets to the Russians. "On her computer that the Russians hacked are plans for The Modular Advanced Armed Robotic System (MAARS), stealth tanks, The XM2010 machine gun, and T...

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Funny story: Clinton, Trump, Obama, FBI Attacked!

Clinton, Trump, Obama, FBI Attacked!

Henry Louis Mencken was an American journalist, satirist, cultural critic and scholar of American English. He is regarded as one of the most influential American writers and prose stylists of the first half of the twentieth century. He died in the...

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Funny story: Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Gross, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Trump delivered the news that he said has recently been discovered by historians hired by the Trump organization, that Bill Clinton was, in fact, Jack the Ripper! "We have learned of some documents that wil...

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Funny story: Republicans Rush to File Legislation to Make Improper E-Mail Server Handling a Capital Crime

Republicans Rush to File Legislation to Make Improper E-Mail Server Handling a Capital Crime

Washington, DC Republican legislators realized that they really haven't nailed any wrongdoing by Hillary Clinton, all the way through Whitewater to the E-Mail Server snafu. So this caused Republicans to review some laws. "We have just come to real...

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Funny story: The Clinton-Trump Election Is About Vaginas And Phony Scandals

The Clinton-Trump Election Is About Vaginas And Phony Scandals

Henry Louis Mencken was an American journalist, satirist, cultural critic and scholar of American English. He is regarded as one of the most influential American writers and prose stylists of the first half of the twentieth century. He died in the...

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