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Funny story: Satan resigns as Prince of Darkness

Satan resigns as Prince of Darkness

Hell - The world was shocked today when Satan, Lord of Hell and Master of the Dark Forces of the Universe hung up his pitchfork and horns and resigned, ending thousands of years of quality evil.

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Funny story: Hard days night at the Diploma Mill (Kaufman’s 30 second guide to living)

Hard days night at the Diploma Mill (Kaufman’s 30 second guide to living)

When I heard that the General accounting office published a report this week stating that many government employees received diplomas from non-accredited schools who issue degrees based on “life experience” I thought wow what in the hell am I doing here sitting around like a slob when I could at lest sit around like a slob with a Ph.D. in proctology. Now take in mind there is no doctorate f...

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Funny story: Kerry and Imus in 2004?

Kerry and Imus in 2004?

Seeking to balance the 2004 Democratic ticket with someone who isn't boring as hell, John Kerry today named radio/television personality Don Imus his vice presidential running mate.

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Funny story: Heavy Metallers Mame Fans

Heavy Metallers Mame Fans

Vicious goth band Sick Hell Death have caused numerous fans irreparable damage to their eardrums.

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Funny story: CPA Information Minister condemns Iraqi insurgents: "God will roast their stomachs in hell"

CPA Information Minister condemns Iraqi insurgents: "God will roast their stomachs in hell"

The Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA) Information Minister Markhammed Knuckleheead al-Kimmitt today denied that insurgents control large areas of Iraq. In response to reports of a coordinated insurgent attack upon Baghdad International Airport, B...

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Funny story: Swearing In!

Swearing In!

This morning the Reverend Jesse Jackson was sworn in as the newly elected Imperial Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan. In a speech following the ceremony the Reverend Jackson was quoted as saying, " Well hell, if ya can't beat em', join e...

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Funny story: Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

IT WAS with tears in his synthetic eyes that plastic American icon Ken opened his heart to The Spoof this week, as the recently dumped male doll revealed the "raging drug fueled attacks" he regularly suffered at the hands of his form...

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Funny story: Alice Cooper: My Flower Hell

Alice Cooper: My Flower Hell

Rock god and post ironic Icon, Alice Cooper shocked the world of rock yesterday with his admission to a live long struggle with gardening.

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Funny story: Satan Says: "Sin Away" Your Souls are Safe; Hell is Filled to the top!

Satan Says: "Sin Away" Your Souls are Safe; Hell is Filled to the top!

A collective sigh of relief was experienced by the world's faithful Tuesday when The Devil told a group of Christians gathered for a religious symposium in New Orleans that Hell is overflowing -- the Ten Commandments are null and void-- And, in t...

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Funny story: Would you like boobs with that?

Would you like boobs with that?

Okay now, things are getting a little out of hand. Today as I walk through department stores and see all the trendy fashions, one thing sticks out to me more than anything—boobs are becoming more and more visible, but less and less accessible. What do I mean? Simply that women are confusing the hell out of me! Why, for heaven’s sake, would you parade your scrumptious breasts in front of me...

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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne's Quad Bike Crashed By A Bat Out Of Hell

Ozzy Osbourne's Quad Bike Crashed By A Bat Out Of Hell

Paranormal investigators were looking into claims that a ‘bat out of hell' was responsible for the tragic quad bike crash in which Ozzy suffered horrific injuries.

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Funny story: Roommate from hell?

Roommate from hell?

Is this the description of a roommate from hell? One girl thinks so, namely the girl who is forced by law or summat to share a room at university with him. He goes by a different name everyday-that was the girl's first clue to something not being rig...

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Funny story: Alice Cooper 'accidentally stapled to floor'

Alice Cooper 'accidentally stapled to floor'

Unfortunate rock-god Alice Cooper told of his Hell as his hands were stapled to the floor of his Los Angeles home. Cooper said, "I was having some fun with a staple gun, and look what happened."...

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