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Funny story: Lady McCartney forgiven by public after limb op

Lady McCartney forgiven by public after limb op

Heather Mills McCartney, estranged wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, was recovering in hospital last night after having her remaining limbs removed.

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Funny story: After Cutting Off Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Has More Amputations Planned

After Cutting Off Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Has More Amputations Planned

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - Heather Mills McCartney stunned the world and TV host Dayna Devon, when she said: "I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through." Mills offered her candid observations as...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Prays For Iraq Peace

Heather Mills Prays For Iraq Peace

Heather Mills has said she constantly is 'praying' for the safe recovery of 15 trapped Polish miners. Speaking on CNN, Miss Mills said, "I know rescuers in southern Poland are battling to reach those men, I am in constant contac...

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Funny story: Explosive Macca Video - He Tried to Eat My Other Leg

Explosive Macca Video - He Tried to Eat My Other Leg

London - A close friend of one time gentlemen's companion, Heather Mills, has confirmed the uni-propped siren has given her lawyers secret boudoir video footage that includes a crazed and drunken Macca apparently trying to gnaw on her remaining l...

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Funny story: Heather Mills' Estranged Leg Breaks Silence

Heather Mills' Estranged Leg Breaks Silence

Beleaguered ex-Beatle Paul McCartney has gained an unusual ally in his acrimonious divorce battle - his wife's estranged leg.

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Funny story: Heather Mills Bids to be Recognised as Fifth Beatle

Heather Mills Bids to be Recognised as Fifth Beatle

Yoko Ono has been drawn into the vicious divorce spat between Sir Paul and Lady Heather Mills McCartney. John Lennon's widow is reported to be furious at reports that Sir Paul is considering offsetting a proportion of any future divorce settlemen...

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Says " I Am So Switching To De-Caf"

Heather Mills McCartney Says " I Am So Switching To De-Caf"

Paul McCartney's soon-to-be ex-wife, Heather Mills McCartney, says she has decided to switch to decaffeinated coffee.

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Funny story: Legal advisers tell Heather: "You ain't got a leg to stand on"

Legal advisers tell Heather: "You ain't got a leg to stand on"

London - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for Heather Mills McCartney have taken a tough stand in the opening salvo of her divorce negotiations with the stark legal opinion that their client 'hasn't a leg to stand on'.

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Funny story: McCartney and Mills Reconcile

McCartney and Mills Reconcile

Paparazzi swarmed around Paul McCartney and Heather Mills as the recently estranged couple announced they would be getting back together. "We are just so happy now," proclaimed McCartney as the couple kissed and fondled each other at a hast...

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Funny story: Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"

Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"

A German newspaper has printed allegations that former model Heather Mills appeared in "countless" porno movies and magazines during the 1980's.

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