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Funny story: Emma Watson defies advice and goes for a shag with Rupert Grint

Emma Watson defies advice and goes for a shag with Rupert Grint

The starlet of Harry Potter, Emma Watson, has once again proven her independence by ignoring advice from family and friends and gone for a shag with fellow Harry Potter co-star Rupert Grint. And it would appear that to further prove her rebel inst...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Named to Obama Cabinet

Harry Potter Named to Obama Cabinet

Citing the growing economic crisis, President-Elect Barack Obama today named Harry Potter to a key position in his cabinet. Potter will serve as Deputy Secretary of Commerce. "We need change in Washington," said Obama as he announced the selection...

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Funny story: Emma Watson thrilled with Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy

Emma Watson thrilled with Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy

An ecstatic Emma Watson held a press conference today to tell the world of her excitement at seeing and holding fellow Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy. The jubilant starlet was in high spirits as she explained the occurrence, which hap...

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Funny story: "Gandalf Not Gay!" says Tolkiens Son

"Gandalf Not Gay!" says Tolkiens Son

Christopher Tolkien son of Lord Of The Rings author J.R.R.Tolkien has hit out at some media claims that the Gandalf character is Gay. Speculation about the wizards sexuality increased following JK Rowling's announcement that Professor Dumbledore...

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Funny story: New Harry Potter film is a 'load of shit' says school-girl reviewer

New Harry Potter film is a 'load of shit' says school-girl reviewer

Schoolgirl reviewer Mary has condemned the latest and final Harry Potter movie as being a "load of shit". The teenager was one of a number of youngsters who managed to sneak into an early screening of the movie while on a school tour of the Warne...

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Funny story: Harry Potter To Become New Labour Minister For Magic

Harry Potter To Become New Labour Minister For Magic

Harry Potter, the JK Rowling creation, is to become the new Labour Minister for Magic, after the authoress made a huge £1million donation to party funds on Friday. Potter is a little lad magician, and prone to performing magic spells, something Pr...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Author To Be Sued By Indians

Harry Potter Author To Be Sued By Indians

JK Moaning, the authoress, is tonight seeking legal advice, after the Indian government filed a lawsuit against her for plagiarising when reproducing the story behind the film Hari Puttar, the new Indian blockbuster. Hari Puttar is a film which te...

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Funny story: Pope discovered reading Harry Potter books

Pope discovered reading Harry Potter books

In a shocking act of betrayal to Christianity the Pope was yesterday discovered reading "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". Although he tried to cover up his unChristian deed Cardinal Smith was having none of it. "I knocked on the door to h...

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Funny story: J. K. R. Interferes With Wanking Wizard

J. K. R. Interferes With Wanking Wizard

J.K.R. the creator of blockbusting fantasy wizard superstar; Harry Potter, is today desperately trying to stop the release of a blue movie starring Daniel Radcliffe. Radcliffe plays the part of a Wizard who's party trick is, well...wanking. But...

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Funny story: What Becomes Of A Grown Up Daniel Radcliffe Obsessee?

What Becomes Of A Grown Up Daniel Radcliffe Obsessee?

Back in April all I could think of was teen actor Daniel Radcliffe. I talked about him. I dreamed about him. I wrote about him. I plotted ways to bed him. I learned his family history. I planned our wedding. I watched him. I read him. My walls were covered in his face. I wore him. I ate him (well Harry Potter spaghetti shapes).I played with dolls of him. But zoom forward 5 months and it has all ch...

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Funny story: Harry Potter In Terrible Magic Mix-Up

Harry Potter In Terrible Magic Mix-Up

Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe, has landed himself in hospital after a terrible magic mix-up during the filming of the new Potter film. Radcliffe, shooting a scene in which he had to disappear, covered himself in Hogwart's 'own brand' vanis...

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Funny story: Harry Potter to be banned in India

Harry Potter to be banned in India

Controversy has erupted in India as it has produced its own version of the J.K. Rowling character, Harry Potter in Hindi. The makers of Bollywood's Hari Putter - A Comedy Of Terrors have defended the film, saying it has nothing in common with Har...

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Funny story: Harry Potter is all made up

Harry Potter is all made up

There was a shock across the world of Literature today, when it was revealed that Harry Potter is simply a work of fiction. The Aunt of Potter, who kept him locked in a cupboard told us: 'He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy' 'All of...

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Funny story: Rowling to Write Potter Series Spin-Off

Rowling to Write Potter Series Spin-Off

Harry Potter author JK Rowling recently confirmed the internet rumors that she was writing a series spinoff. "Harry Potter and the Slacker Sibs," the first in a new series about the wizard's midlife crisis and confrontations with the increasingly rad...

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Funny story: Harry Potter star Emma Watson discovers two lumps on her chest

Harry Potter star Emma Watson discovers two lumps on her chest

Harry Potter star Emma Watson today made the shocking discovery of lumps on her chest. Rushed to her local GP by a distraught mother, clutching only a BUPA membership certificate, the starlet, managing to bypass the ex-World War 2 Kamp Kommandant...

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Funny story: New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

I was under the illusion that although the highly popular Harry Potter books did feature a hell of a lot of dark magic and unsavoury characters, it was a children's book series and therefore the film interpretation of it would be suitable for you...

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Funny story: Chanel No 5 launches Mademoiselle Hogwarts

Chanel No 5 launches Mademoiselle Hogwarts

Paris, France - (Olfactory Mess): Fabled Parisian perfumier Chanel No 5 has launched a new fragrance for punch-drunk Harry Potter fans called Mademoiselle Hogwarts which combines traces of Daniel Radcliffe's pheromones and JK Rowling'...

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