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Funny story: Harry Maguire To 'Go Commando' Against Leicester On Saturday

Harry Maguire To 'Go Commando' Against Leicester On Saturday

Manchester United's £80million pin-up boy defender, Harry Maguire, is ready to set the Premier League alight, after vowing last night that he will 'go commando' for Saturday's match against his former club, Leicester City at Old Trafford. Women ev...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal

Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal

Police are looking into a huge betting scandal in the wake of the England football team's 5-3 victory over Kosovo in Southampton last night, with central defender Harry Maguire being the focus of their investigation. Maguire, it was, who dithered…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Sustains Wrist Injury

Harry Maguire Sustains Wrist Injury

Just when England needed him to stay fit, Manchester United centre-half, Harry Maguire, has reported he has sprained his wrist 'at home'. He didn't elaborate any further. Maguire, 26, has hardly been out of the news since his £80million summer...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Have Beans On Toast For Tea On Wednesday Night

Harry Maguire To Have Beans On Toast For Tea On Wednesday Night

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender that people just can't stop talking about, is scheduled to have beans on toast for his tea on Wednesday evening, if the word of his girlfriend, Fern Hawkins, is anything to go by. Maguire, 26,...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire performs famous Dragonball move during training, injuring three teammates

Harry Maguire performs famous Dragonball move during training, injuring three teammates

Yesterday during a training session at Old Trafford, star Man Utd defender performed the famous 'Kamehameha' in a mock attempt to stop Daniel James' shot. Unbeknownst to tbe defender, a real beam of light actually shot out and hit three other play...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Says England Are Going To Kick The Shit Out Of Kosovo

Harry Maguire Says England Are Going To Kick The Shit Out Of Kosovo

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, says that England will make 'short shrift' of their opponents, Kosovo, tonight in the Euro 2020 match, and will, as likely as not, kick the shit out of them. Maguire, 26, was being...

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Funny story: Sis-Boom-Bah: What Does A Sheep Sound Like When It Explodes?

Sis-Boom-Bah: What Does A Sheep Sound Like When It Explodes?

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s noteworthy that Dr. Billingsgate is deviating from his successful Harry Maguire formula that has brought him fame and fortune. However, exploding sheep may have a greater cult following in England than the overpaid Manchester...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Bat At Number 11, If Needed

Harry Maguire To Bat At Number 11, If Needed

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who cost the Red Devils £80million when he made a summer switch from Leicester City, has said he will switch sports completely this afternoon, and bat as last man for the England cricket team, in...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Named In Yak Palimony Suit

Harry Maguire Named In Yak Palimony Suit

BILLINGSGATE POST: Details are irrelevant. But it seems that ever since he was suspended from Manchester United for playing with his under-Inflated balls, things have gone down hill for the beleaguered Maguire. The domestic yak (Bos grunniens) i...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire is unlockable as new character in Minecraft Earth

Harry Maguire is unlockable as new character in Minecraft Earth

Mojang has recently announced the launch of its new game, Minecraft Earth. The game provides a new light on the Minecraft gaming world, and recently, Mojang has also become the newest sponsor of Manchester United. Because of this, Mojang have als...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Fight Prince Charles In Historic UFC Showdown

Harry Maguire To Fight Prince Charles In Historic UFC Showdown

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pending dual approval by British Chancellor of the Exchequer, Sajid Javier and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, the UFC showdown between suspended Manchester United defenseman Harry Maguire and Prince Charles has been set for October...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire England Captain For Bulgaria Game

Harry Maguire England Captain For Bulgaria Game

Harry Maguire has been named as England captain for the European Championship qualifier against Bulgaria at Wembley on Saturday (17:00 BST). Maguire, 26, will lead the national team out for the first time, as they bid to continue their great start...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire’s Balls Fail Test: Heads To Fall In New “Deflategate”

Harry Maguire’s Balls Fail Test: Heads To Fall In New “Deflategate”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Managing Director of the Premier League, Richard Masters, announced today that Harry Maguire’s balls were tested by ACME Ball Evaluators, a subsidiary of the ACME Corporation. The results, Masters revealed, showed evidence of pre...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Signing Was "The Last Straw", Says Alexis Sanchez

Harry Maguire Signing Was "The Last Straw", Says Alexis Sanchez

Alexis Sanchez, the Manchester United striker, who has signed a season-long loan deal with Italian giants, Inter Milan, has said his decision to leave Old Trafford was finally taken when manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer bought Harry Maguire for £80millio...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election

Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election

Harry Maguire, the 26-year-old Manchester United centre-half, who became the costliest defender in the world when he signed for the Old Trafford club from Leicester City, has announced he will stand as an independent candidate against Boris Johnson i...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Anonymous In Manchester United's Draw With Southampton

Harry Maguire Anonymous In Manchester United's Draw With Southampton

Harry Maguire, Manchester United's £80million central defender who has received extensive media coverage recently, was almost anonymous in his side's 1-1 draw with Southampton this afternoon, and wasn't even mentioned in the BBC Sport match report I...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Speaks Out On Amazon Rainforest Fires

Harry Maguire Speaks Out On Amazon Rainforest Fires

The thousands of fires that are currently sweeping through the Amazon rainforests of Brazil are a global environmental catastrophe, and, offering his considered opinion on the subject, Manchester United newboy, Harry Maguire, has said the whole fiasc...

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