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Funny story: Aspartame Saved My Ass - A True Story

Aspartame Saved My Ass - A True Story

NEW YORK - As related to TheSpoof by Rundudu Fufoomak. I always carried a full pound of aspartame in a quick release pouch in my purse, just in case. Now, I'm never without the stuff at a meal, or even in the shower or tub. It happened one day when I was walking home from work through Harlem on the way to the Bronx. I had skipped lunch. I sort of stand out, being from Twawtsylvania; I...

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Funny story: Rare Species of Pygmy Shrew found living in Robin Williams' hairy back

Rare Species of Pygmy Shrew found living in Robin Williams' hairy back

A rare species of pygmy shrew once thought extinct has been discovered thriving in the warmth and safety of comedy actor Robin Williams' hair. The Mork and Mindy actor came to the attention of the scientific community when a topless beach photo of...

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Funny story: Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

There was drama at the BBC TV studios last night, when This Week host Andrew Neil told his regular political pundit guest, Labour MP Diane Abbott, that her hairline was receding faster than that of ex-Tory Michael Portillo. Abbott looked embarrass...

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Funny story: Nancy Grace Changes Hairstyles

Nancy Grace Changes Hairstyles

On day 120 of her continuous search for the truth in the Caylee Anthony disappearance case, Nancy Grace has agreed to change her hair. Incapable of changing anything else on her questionably popular but sensationally scripted news broadcast, Ms...

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Funny story: CIA Intercepts Classified Messages During Debate: Says Biden Hair Plugs are Hi Tech Micro Burst Receivers!

CIA Intercepts Classified Messages During Debate: Says Biden Hair Plugs are Hi Tech Micro Burst Receivers!

Langley, VA/ Spook News - Reports are emerging from CIA headquarters that VP Candidate Joe Biden was secretly being programmed with High Speed Micro Burst Transmissions from James Carville during his recent debate with Gov. Palin. The Senator, who...

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Funny story: Woman With Beehive Hairdo Arrested In Florida

Woman With Beehive Hairdo Arrested In Florida

Boca Raton Fl-- A Florida woman was arrested today for violating a new code banning beehive hairdos in Boca Raton. Diane Giblet, visiting from Philadelphia, was booked on misdemeanor charges and released. She was charged with possession of a beehive...

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Funny story: Gustav Expected to Peter Out in Biden's Hair

Gustav Expected to Peter Out in Biden's Hair

Houston - The remnants of Hurricane Gustav are forecast to dissipate tomorrow once it crosses the northern part of Texas and reaches Senator Biden's hair. The National Hurricane Committee continues to urge residents to remain indoors until Gustav rea...

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Funny story: Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse's hair extentions harvested from corpse

Amy Winehouse's hair extentions harvested from corpse

London - (Ass Mess): Camden Town residents are gobsmacked after a local grave robber admitted supplying Bong 'n' Spliff Superstars Hair Salon with tresses harvested from a corpse in Golders Green Cemetery that then ended up on singer...

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Funny story: Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

A Bearded Lady performing in a circus based in the Midlands, revealed this week that her chin isn't the only thing to be covered in unsightly hair - she also has a healthy pair of hairy testicles! The secret was blown on Monday when, as the circus...

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Funny story: Receding Hairlines in Women Result from Polygamy and Incest

Receding Hairlines in Women Result from Polygamy and Incest

The San Angelo, Texas Hairline Research Institute has published new findings in the Journal of Balding Women and Children. SATHRI has suspected for years that the wearing of prairie dresses and the torturous bobbing of hair was the underlying cause o...

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Funny story: Obama Reveals Secret To His Constant Head Hair Length. What Hair?

Obama Reveals Secret To His Constant Head Hair Length. What Hair?

What's a human head called that has what appears to be fuzz or mold growth all over it? Getting more specific, what is on top of Barack Obamas's scalp? Is it really hair? If not, what is it?...

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Funny story: Never Get A Date With These 3 Hairstyles.

Never Get A Date With These 3 Hairstyles.

Expert psychologists from Boston's Behavioral Signalization Institute of Hair Science have finished a 3 year long study involving 500 people that tests what affect hairstyles and beards have on their validity and taken seriousness out in the real...

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Funny story: Hair Dryers Can Kill

Hair Dryers Can Kill

Croydon, Saaf London (Defecated News) - In a recent independent study, a scientist has hypothesized that in theory, hair dryers can kill you, and me - possibly.

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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Hair Attacks Supporter

Mitt Romney's Hair Attacks Supporter

July 9, 2007 - De Moines, Iowa - A Mitt Ronmey supporter suffered minor injuries when Mitt Ronmey's hair appeared to leap off his head and bite a young woman during a campaign stop in De Moines.

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Funny story: Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...

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Funny story: "Most De-pied POG Residential Perspirant Used By Hammers Of Armenia To Hair Chaps On the Ron Paul"

"Most De-pied POG Residential Perspirant Used By Hammers Of Armenia To Hair Chaps On the Ron Paul"

"Most De-pied POG Residential Perspirant Used By Hammers Of Armenia To Hair Chaps On the Ron Paul" is just one example of eye catching article titles written by Edwin A. Sumcad. This title is followed by this equally eye catching text: "It is hard to argue for against literary findings that once hatred of groans is puked out of the Eichmann cave, it relieves a chronic disorder. Thi...

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