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Funny story: Amy Winehouse's hair extentions harvested from corpse

Amy Winehouse's hair extentions harvested from corpse

London - (Ass Mess): Camden Town residents are gobsmacked after a local grave robber admitted supplying Bong 'n' Spliff Superstars Hair Salon with tresses harvested from a corpse in Golders Green Cemetery that then ended up on singer...

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Funny story: Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

A Bearded Lady performing in a circus based in the Midlands, revealed this week that her chin isn't the only thing to be covered in unsightly hair - she also has a healthy pair of hairy testicles! The secret was blown on Monday when, as the circus...

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Funny story: Receding Hairlines in Women Result from Polygamy and Incest

Receding Hairlines in Women Result from Polygamy and Incest

The San Angelo, Texas Hairline Research Institute has published new findings in the Journal of Balding Women and Children. SATHRI has suspected for years that the wearing of prairie dresses and the torturous bobbing of hair was the underlying cause o...

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Funny story: Obama Reveals Secret To His Constant Head Hair Length. What Hair?

Obama Reveals Secret To His Constant Head Hair Length. What Hair?

What's a human head called that has what appears to be fuzz or mold growth all over it? Getting more specific, what is on top of Barack Obamas's scalp? Is it really hair? If not, what is it?...

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Funny story: Never Get A Date With These 3 Hairstyles.

Never Get A Date With These 3 Hairstyles.

Expert psychologists from Boston's Behavioral Signalization Institute of Hair Science have finished a 3 year long study involving 500 people that tests what affect hairstyles and beards have on their validity and taken seriousness out in the real...

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Funny story: Hair Dryers Can Kill

Hair Dryers Can Kill

Croydon, Saaf London (Defecated News) - In a recent independent study, a scientist has hypothesized that in theory, hair dryers can kill you, and me - possibly.

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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Hair Attacks Supporter

Mitt Romney's Hair Attacks Supporter

July 9, 2007 - De Moines, Iowa - A Mitt Ronmey supporter suffered minor injuries when Mitt Ronmey's hair appeared to leap off his head and bite a young woman during a campaign stop in De Moines.

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Funny story: Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...

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Funny story: "Most De-pied POG Residential Perspirant Used By Hammers Of Armenia To Hair Chaps On the Ron Paul"

"Most De-pied POG Residential Perspirant Used By Hammers Of Armenia To Hair Chaps On the Ron Paul"

"Most De-pied POG Residential Perspirant Used By Hammers Of Armenia To Hair Chaps On the Ron Paul" is just one example of eye catching article titles written by Edwin A. Sumcad. This title is followed by this equally eye catching text: "It is hard to argue for against literary findings that once hatred of groans is puked out of the Eichmann cave, it relieves a chronic disorder. Thi...

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Funny story: Love-Hate Ballad

Love-Hate Ballad

When I am with you the time just flies, I love you even though your hair are full of lice.

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Funny story: Britney Spears to Release New Shampoo

Britney Spears to Release New Shampoo

(MUSICMAN PRESS) "Yes, yes, it's true, it's true!" Shouted a cheerful Spears, Tuesday afternoon. When we questioned Suave CEO, Harry Head he said,"What's wrong with a bald spokesperson? I mean just look at Mr. Clean: he'...

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Funny story: Sanjaya Accepts Job Offer To Raise Money To Get Mom Out of Jail

Sanjaya Accepts Job Offer To Raise Money To Get Mom Out of Jail

Sanjaya Malakar, faced with mounting legal bills for his mother and sister, has accepted a job offer from The Helen of Troy corporation. Sanjaya will begin modelling wigs for the company beginning immediately.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Explains Shaved Head

Britney Spears Explains Shaved Head

CCN - Hollywood - Today, in an interview, Britney Spears explained the real reason she shaved her head. Said Britney, "My idol is Sinéad O'Connor, and I hate the Pope too."...

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Funny story: Financial Report Shows Edwards Spent $18 at SUPERCUTS

Financial Report Shows Edwards Spent $18 at SUPERCUTS

After it was disclosed that John Edwards' campaign committee picked up the tab for a haircut costing $18 at SUPERCUTS, Republicans have spoken out.

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Funny story: Bald Like Britney

Bald Like Britney

In case you have been in a remote cave picking at a pimple on your butt for the last six months, then you missed out on the most important media alert since Al Franken announced his senatorial run: Britney Spears is bald (oh and tattooed)! It is the end of the pop princess, as we know her. Clearly, she is sticking it to "the man's" woman and saying, "Hair, I've had enough!&q...

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Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.

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Funny story: Buy Britney Spears' Shaved Head Hair on E-Bay

Buy Britney Spears' Shaved Head Hair on E-Bay

The long, golden locks (including the hair extensions) of Britney Spears will go on sale Monday on E-Bay. Britney recently shaved her head bald, but has never confirmed any of the many rumors for her new look. Those rumors have included things such...

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