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Funny story: Ketchup Discovered to Have Strong Antimicrobial Properties

Ketchup Discovered to Have Strong Antimicrobial Properties

When drippings from a laboratory technician's French Fries totally expunged the contents of 317 Petri dishes, scientists learned that ketchup is as, if not more, effective than many currently used antibiotics.

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Funny story: Lost Paperwork Traps Refugee in Crappy French Airport

Lost Paperwork Traps Refugee in Crappy French Airport

PARIS, France June 8th - He could be any passenger waiting for a flight, cleaning his socks in a drinking fountain of Charles de Gaulle Airport's Terminal One, luggage piled neatly by his side.

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Funny story: Bush Nukes England/Cuba - 71 Million Dead

Bush Nukes England/Cuba - 71 Million Dead

"OUR MISSILES ARE ALIGNED AGAINST U.S. SOIL" --- French PM...

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Funny story: THE AXIS OF EVIL

THE AXIS OF EVIL

Part I: The Shaved, the French and the Unshaved...

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Funny story: Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.

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Funny story: McDonald's Retire Ronald's Number Burger Battles Blur Businesses

McDonald's Retire Ronald's Number Burger Battles Blur Businesses

The Happy-Meal smile is a thing of the past, salty french-fries are off the menu, and if your server forgets their hair-net or your sales receipt, step-up in line for a free dinner! Welcome to the newest reincarnation in eating -- this is not your g...

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Funny story: Scientist dates Shroud of Turin -- takes it to dinner and movie

Scientist dates Shroud of Turin -- takes it to dinner and movie

When French scientist Pierre Bonier requested permission from the Vatican to "date" the Shroud of Turin, church officials naturally assumed that Bonier wanted to research the age of the item they believe to be Christ's burial cloth. The...

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Funny story: Frogmarsh Peterson reflects on Europe

Frogmarsh Peterson reflects on Europe

As I sit in my armchair sipping at my french wine, nibbling on a danish and watching Shroeder blunder about on the news as i get fellated by a Slovakian slut, I wonder what it means to be European. The europhiles have grandiose ideas about millitary grandeur and the possible title of 'super-state'; they just want to rival America and stick a proletariat finger up at the Queen.

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Funny story: Celine Dion "..a French-Canadian Freak Accident.."

Celine Dion "..a French-Canadian Freak Accident.."

Scientists are working around the clock to determine what actually happened to Canuck singer Celine Dion.

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Funny story: Touchy China

Touchy China

A trip to the People's Republic of China by a French Ambassador caused political friction today of global proportions.

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