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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

SAN TROPEZ, France - George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have long been long time friends and that friendship now seems to be blossoming nicely into something seductively stronger. Sandra recently rushed to George's side after he ended his two year...

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Funny story: Malaury Martin, 22 yr. old French mid-fielder excited to be signed by Middlesbrough FC volunteering to help clean up Saltburn beach

Malaury Martin, 22 yr. old French mid-fielder excited to be signed by Middlesbrough FC volunteering to help clean up Saltburn beach

Youngster Malaury Martin (22), a recent signing for Middlesbrough FC (The Boro) is excited to be joining the club and looks foward to helping get the club back into the EPL. Martin said that The Boro is always thought of as a Premiership Club in F...

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Funny story: "Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

"Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

Defence Lawyers have moved quickly to point out that the latest information proves there is absolutely nothing to worry about regarding a very well-off and powerful chappy who ran the whole world's finances and wanted to be a President. "Now look...

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Funny story: "Baise-moi! Bandits à neuf heures, Pierre!" Royal Navy pilots get French lessons.

"Baise-moi! Bandits à neuf heures, Pierre!" Royal Navy pilots get French lessons.

If anybody thought that the French were still smarting from the arse-kicking they received at the Battle of Trafalgar, those suspicions can now be finally laid to rest. Two hundred years on from that stunning defeat at the hands of the British Royal...

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Funny story: UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

Following last year's swingeing cuts to the Royal Navy fleet, the UK government has announced arrangements which will allow Britain and France to share the only aircraft carrier owned by a western European nation. At present, the French carrier is...

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Funny story: Shock French Poll: 70% of Socialists Claim DSK Framed! Only 30% Refuse to be 'Arsed!"

Shock French Poll: 70% of Socialists Claim DSK Framed! Only 30% Refuse to be 'Arsed!"

In a shocking new opinion poll taken in Paris, 57% of respondents think charges of Sodomy against former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn are contrived, including 70% of those admitting to being Socialists. DSK, seen as the front runner in the el...

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Funny story: DSK: I did not have sex with that maid; it was Bin Laden's ghost who did

DSK: I did not have sex with that maid; it was Bin Laden's ghost who did

Disgraced IMF head and French presidential hopeful, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has told the Bronx cops exactly what happened in Suite 2806. His testimony reads "It wasn't me who'd gone and done that to that poor dear cleaning lady. It was Bin Lade...

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Funny story: Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'head' nabbed on 'maiden fight"

Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'head' nabbed on 'maiden fight"

New York, N.Y. - The Frenchman who 'heads' the International Monetary Fund was nabbed off a plane in New York for allegedly molesting the 'head' of a Manhattan hotel maid today according to police in N.Y. Dominique Strauss-Kahn met New York's fine...

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Funny story: Quaddaffy Celebrates Arrival of Italian Troops With All You Can Eat Spaghetti Buffet!

Quaddaffy Celebrates Arrival of Italian Troops With All You Can Eat Spaghetti Buffet!

Libyan Dictator Muammar Quaddaffy said 'things couldn't get any better' after hearing Silvio Berlusconi was sending some 'crack' Italian troops to join "Petain's Marauders', France's elite front line shock troops, to administer proper protocol in...

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Funny story: France Impose Ban On Smiling in Public

France Impose Ban On Smiling in Public

A woman in the South of France has been detained by police after being caught smiling in a Marseilles street. France is the first country to pass legislation prohibiting anyone from "facially expressing positive thoughts" in public. The Frenc...

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Funny story: Burka's and eating frogs legs in public banned in France!

Burka's and eating frogs legs in public banned in France!

The French government are determined to ban Muslim women from wearing Burka's in public and have promised Muslims in return to also ban the eating of frogs legs in public! French Muslims feel that this new law is discriminating, but the French gov...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...

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Funny story: France Shoots Down Unarmed Libyan Training Jet, Declares Victory, Goes Home!

France Shoots Down Unarmed Libyan Training Jet, Declares Victory, Goes Home!

French President Nicholas Sarkozy addressing an apathetic crowd estimated at around 350 at the Eiffel Tower, shouted "We finally won one!" as he announced France was now pulling out of Libya and declaring 'a glorious victory restoring French Honor!...

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Funny story: French Letters Banned in France

French Letters Banned in France

French letters, otherwise known as condoms, have been banned by a Court in Bordeaux near the French town of Condom. This is because the residents of the town object to a descendant of King Louis XIV using their town to promote the condoms. Thes...

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Funny story: Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Nick Mallett, manager of the Italian national rugby team, has promised a 'fight' against France this weekend. Italy who have lost 29 out of 34 games under Mallett, are facing a challenge on Saturday. They have lost at home to France for the last n...

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Funny story: Pot Gear

Pot Gear

Aging schoolboy and petrol head Jeremy Clarkson who presents BBC's 'Top Gear' programme featuring cars no ordinary bloke can afford has been offered a contract by French tyre manufacturer Michelin to promote the brand in Britain. Initially, Clarkson, who likes his food, thought it was for a rôle also as a restaurant critic for their popular guides. i.e. a free lunch. Thus he would get to drive...

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Funny story: France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

Following the news that the British government was planning to mount a rescue mission to Libya, the French have reacted with disgust. In a tersely worded communiqué, the French Ambassador said that it appeared that Britain was 'acting in her self-in...

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