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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Airlines: The World's most controversial airline.

Al-Qaeda Airlines: The World's most controversial airline.

WASHINGTON DC. President Obama announces a new strategy in the "War on Terror". The transcript of the announcement and press release can be found here; "Today Ladies and Gentleman, I am announcing a package of new measures which I am sure will b...

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Funny story: Japanese Airline First to Mandate Voiding Bladder and Bowels Prior to Boarding to Combat Global Warming!

Japanese Airline First to Mandate Voiding Bladder and Bowels Prior to Boarding to Combat Global Warming!

Tokyo, Japan/ International Travel and Carbon Foot Print News - A Japanese international airline is the first to get on board with Al Gore's Cap and Tax mandate to cut down global emissions by demanding all passengers void both their bladders and bo...

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Funny story: Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Executives at an Indian airline have hailed as a tremendous success, a new service which caters for the depraved and sex-mad amongst travellers, providing in-flight gratuitous sex facilities. Kabbadi Air started its service with a flight from the...

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Funny story: English Airways copy Brian Air and charge you extra for a seat!

English Airways copy Brian Air and charge you extra for a seat!

Britain's least favourite airline, English Airways, who are deep in debt, have introduced new charges for their seats. This means punters can only buy standing only tickets on their flights from, say, London to Sydney, for example and pay extra for t...

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Funny story: Fat Passengers Prevent Plane Taking Off

Fat Passengers Prevent Plane Taking Off

Chicago - A plane filled with guest stars from the Jerry Springer Show and Oprah failed to get off the ground on take-off yesterday at O'Hare Airport. Normally airlines account for some tubby passengers but count on the law of averages to ensure t...

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Funny story: Sleazyjet To Invite Passengers To Act As Crew

Sleazyjet To Invite Passengers To Act As Crew

Sleazyjet, the well-known economy airline has taken a giant leap in cost-cutting. From now on, when you check in online, you will be asked if you wish to volunteer to fly the aircraft, act as cabin crew or baggage handler. In the event that ins...

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Funny story: Budget Airline To Make Drastic Cuts

Budget Airline To Make Drastic Cuts

Budget airline EasyJetters have announced that they are being forced into taking what they describe as the "right commercial decisions" in the light of the 25% increase in landing charges at Luton Airport over the past three years. In what are lik...

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Funny story: Airline Offers Parachute Rentals

Airline Offers Parachute Rentals

For only a $20 surcharge on your airline ticket from Gamma Airlines, you can now rent a parachute to wear while you're on any of their planes all the way to your final destination. This would allow you to quickly jump from the plane just as soon a...

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Funny story: Jet Airways To Offer Standing Room In Luggage Compartment

Jet Airways To Offer Standing Room In Luggage Compartment

Toledo, OH - An upstart American discount charter carrier, Jet Airways, is ready to offer its customers standing room in the luggage compartments of it's Boeing 737 aircraft for an incredibly low price of $19.99 US return. Said company media rep,...

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Funny story: Airlines Given Head

Airlines Given Head

Reminiscent of the rising fuel costs and the seizing of the credit markets in 2008, coupled with the stock market plunge of early 2009, airlines have been faced with many difficult financial issues. The recession that began in early 2008 has clearly...

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Funny story: Pigs won't fly

Pigs won't fly

The International Air Transport Association, at a highly secret unpublicised public meeting in Upper Kalskag, Alaska, today announced a world-wide policy to protect the public from the dreaded SWINE FLU VIRUS. Speaking at a press conference after...

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Funny story: Five More Planes Land In The Hudson River Over The Weekend

Five More Planes Land In The Hudson River Over The Weekend

After Captain "Sully" Sullenberger's amazing landing in the Hudson River earlier this year, he has been on every news network and several talk shows plus there's even talk of a book and/or movie. Many were afraid that several more pilots would try...

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Funny story: Barack Obama invents the telephone

Barack Obama invents the telephone

As US President Barack Obama flew across the Atlantic yet again, he suddenly had a brainwave, and invented the modern telephone. 'I thought 'What if I could have a machine that would allow me stay in Washington DC, yet still speak with world leade...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Found with Cub Pilot License Circling DC

Dick Cheney Found with Cub Pilot License Circling DC

Word has it that FAA investigators apprehended a short bald angry man with a cub pilot license circling the nation's capital in a WWI Red Baron. Wearing goggles and a Teutonic flyer's scarf, the amateur flyboy put up quite a dogfight until he was bro...

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Funny story: Budget Irish airline to bring in a range of optional charges, such as breathing on the plane

Budget Irish airline to bring in a range of optional charges, such as breathing on the plane

Following on from the news that Irish budget airline Tryandair plans to charge customers a pound for use of the on board toilet (50p if you use the outside toilet), Chief Executive Paddy Whaque has announced a new range of charges to make him even ri...

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Funny story: Sou'wester Airlines to offer all the beer you can drink

Sou'wester Airlines to offer all the beer you can drink

PHOENIX, Arizona - Sou'wester Airline spokesperson, Michele Brewster, reported today that the airline will offer a special LA beer to all passengers at no charge - and no limit. Drinks will be offered from the time the plane door closes to the tim...

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Funny story: Economy Airline may charge for air

Economy Airline may charge for air

'Low' cost airline Bryanair is to start charging customers for oxygen. The firm's abrasive chief Paddy O'Leary told reporters Bryanair's plans to "cut fares down to pence" would come with passengers forced to pay for traditionally free services.

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