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Funny story: Florida to Redo 2000 Elections

Florida to Redo 2000 Elections

Due to the controversy of the Democratic Primary in 2008, the State of Florida has announced that the 2000 Presidential Election will be redone in June.

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Funny story: Georgia Re-Survey Annexes Alabama and Florida

Georgia Re-Survey Annexes Alabama and Florida

"We ain't got enough water," said Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue, "git some."...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 23: MTV's The Hills Goes Country. And Teen Executions in Florida

Ed-E-torial 23: MTV's The Hills Goes Country. And Teen Executions in Florida

(Los Angeles - CA) Following the popularity of MTV's California based reality show The Hills, the network has decided to launch a new reality show targeted at teens in the Deep South. The Sticks will feature four teens growing up on a trailer court in Jonesboro, Arkansas. The series will debut with an episode featuring Clanton and Eula Mae going to the barn dance, learning they ar...

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Funny story: Top 7 Signs in Florida

Top 7 Signs in Florida

We saw some great signs on our recent trip to Florida. Below is a Top 7 list. Three of these are real signs we actually saw, and four are made up. Can you guess which are real? Scroll down to the bottom and I'll list the real ones.

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Funny story: Florida Announces Key Viagra

Florida Announces Key Viagra

Florida Governor Charlie Crist announced today that Islamorada, one of the Florida Keys, is being renamed Key Viagra. The change is expected to boost tourism both by addressing fears about Muslims and by encouraging tourists interested in improving t...

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Funny story: National High School Cheerleading Championships Conclude in Florida

National High School Cheerleading Championships Conclude in Florida

The National High School Cheerleading Championships took place once again at Walt Disney World in sunny Orlando, Florida. Teams from every state in the nation attended the competition to prove that they could jump, yell, flip, and wave their pom pom...

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Funny story: Florida Invaded by United Kingdom

Florida Invaded by United Kingdom

In a shock military move yesterday, Britain's elite special forces, The Special Air Services Forces, annexed the southern state of Florida in the United States.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

In 2000, it took a decision of the Supreme Court to declare George W. Bush the winner over Al Gore in Florida, and recipient of the state's electoral votes. In anticipation of a close primary race this year (2008), involving ballot stuffing, vot...

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Funny story: Mysterious Martian Discovered in NASA Photograph

Mysterious Martian Discovered in NASA Photograph

This week, NASA released a photograph of what could be a living being on the surface of Mars. The picture was taken by one of the Mars Rovers. NASA officials claim that the "alien" is actually a two inch tall rock that was shaped by high...

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Funny story: How to Meet Women Book Hits Number One

How to Meet Women Book Hits Number One

Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - Dr. Upp Chuck's latest book on how to meet women has hit the top of the best seller's list this week as both men and women flock to bookstores trying to find a copy of the popular book.

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Funny story: Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Car thieves in Florida, beware! Using the Pavlov's dog training technique, every time a car alarm goes off gators start eating everyone in sight that is in a hurry.

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Funny story: South Florida couple buys hologram projector to keep up with Joneses

South Florida couple buys hologram projector to keep up with Joneses

A south Florida couple with working class roots said that they bought a hologram projector to keep up with their neighbors and give the appearance that they were actually doing better than they were.

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Funny story: Florida Hosts Underwater Pumpkin-Shagging Contest

Florida Hosts Underwater Pumpkin-Shagging Contest

Key Largo, Florida - (Ass mess): Not content to shag their Halloween pumpkins in the traditional way, some local Key Largo divers are staging an innovative shag-your-pumpkin underwater contest this year.

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Funny story: Meteor Bounces Off of Lake Okeechobee

Meteor Bounces Off of Lake Okeechobee

Lake Okeechobee, Florida (IP) - A large meteor travelled through the atmosphere at a 10 degree angle, hit the suface of Lake Okeechobee, and continued back into space.

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Funny story: Hurricane Kept Afloat by Surprising Mechanism

Hurricane Kept Afloat by Surprising Mechanism

National Hurricane Center, Homestead, Florida (IP) - Scientists have long known that hurricanes can not swim and just recently discovered how hurricanes are kept afloat.

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Funny story: Florida Bans 'Early Bird' Dinner Specials: Pensioners Flee in Droves

Florida Bans 'Early Bird' Dinner Specials: Pensioners Flee in Droves

Minneowakmookookeekee, FL---The Florida Senate today upheld and passed a law proposed by the Florida House, banning restaurants from having "Early Bird Special" buffets. This has come in the wake of statewide violence amongst octogenarians...

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Funny story: Dead Man Returns Own Casket To Costco

Dead Man Returns Own Casket To Costco

Ft Myers Florida - Oscar De La Yenta a former resident of Ft. Myers Florida returned a casket that was bought by his family at the Local Costco in Ft Myers Florida.

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