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Funny story: Camden blaze spreads to Brighton

Camden blaze spreads to Brighton

Brighton Pier, E Sussex - (Blazing Mess): Last week's arson attack on Camden Lock's myriad crack-dealing mini-empires has suddenly spread to the Ten Grand Hotel in Brighton.

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Funny story: Pete Doherty to stage Camden blaze pub benefit gig

Pete Doherty to stage Camden blaze pub benefit gig

Camden Town - (Infernal Mess): Babyshambles singer is rallying pals to stage a benefit gig for Camden's Whorely Arms which burnt down in a mysterious blaze this weekend.

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Funny story: Archbishop Speaks - Fire and Brimstone Rains Down on Camden Overnight

Archbishop Speaks - Fire and Brimstone Rains Down on Camden Overnight

Following the ill-received speech by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Roman Williams, on Sharia law being adopted across the U.K, fire and brimstone has rained down over parts of London overnight.

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Funny story: Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

Camden Lock - (Arson Mess): Singer Amy Winehouse is in a state of severe shock at the news that her favorite North London watering hole, Camden's Whorely Arms, has gone up in a huge inferno that has destroyed the livelihoods of the area's top...

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Funny story: Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest

Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest

Three San Diego youths were arrested in connection with a fire that apparently ignited while they were lighting farts in an apparent contest.

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Funny story: The Tent, Part II

The Tent, Part II

In rotation, two people moved next to the fire pit, one smoking, the second one holding the burning charcoal above the opium lump placed atop a tiny hole, while the smoker blew air into the pipe to blaze the charcoal; then sucked the air in, and, consequently, the fume through the end of the pipe. The aroma of opium and tea filled the space. The light was magical. The faces were glowing red under...

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Funny story: Geraldo Rivera Puts Out Calif. Wildfires, Arrests Arsonist, Feeds Refugees

Geraldo Rivera Puts Out Calif. Wildfires, Arrests Arsonist, Feeds Refugees

SAN DIEGO (HNN) -- No-holds-barred journalist/American hero Geraldo Rivera traveled to southern California yesterday and personally put out all of the wildfires that have devastated the region. Additionally, he made a citizen's a...

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Funny story: The Media is a Circus

The Media is a Circus

My wife and I live in southern California near where the wildfires are currently burning. While we are not presently in any danger (the nearest fire is roughly fifteen miles distant) we do notice the smoky air.

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Funny story: Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Pop princess Britney Spears' life has been on one long downward spiral over the past few years but now she has definitely hit rock bottom after "accidentally" setting fire to her vagina at her Malibu home.

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Funny story: Bush Labels California Wild Fires a Terrorist Organization

Bush Labels California Wild Fires a Terrorist Organization

President Bush today enacted his executive powers and has officially labelled the southern California area wild fires a terrorist organization.

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Funny story: So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

The wild fires wrecking havoc across Southern California may have been stared deliberately by funny woman chat show host Ellen DeGeneres.

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Funny story: "Fred '08 : Friends of Fred Thompson" Campaign Blamed for California Wildfires

"Fred '08 : Friends of Fred Thompson" Campaign Blamed for California Wildfires

Southern California - Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson is now embroiled in a scandal of his own after triggering massive wildfires near Los Angeles over the weekend. Thompson, who drives a red pick-up truck, was out on the campaign tr...

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Funny story: Man camping inside "giant toaster" incinerated

Man camping inside "giant toaster" incinerated

A man camping inside what looked to be a "giant toaster" was found burned to death in the Sahara Desert today. The "toaster," an Airstream trailer, was found in the desert about 100 miles south of the Atlas Mountains and Mediterra...

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Funny story: Exploding judge case: hexed fire-breathing therapy or spontaneous human combustion?

Exploding judge case: hexed fire-breathing therapy or spontaneous human combustion?

Glastonbury Town Hall - (Pyromaniac Mess): Spontaneous human combustion could be behind the death of a judge who literally exploded in his garden shed just minutes after a blazing divorce row with his wife left him incandescent with rage.

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Funny story: Bomb squad defuse hot chilli in Soho

Bomb squad defuse hot chilli in Soho

Police and firefighters wearing protective breathing apparatus were called to the Thai Cottage Restaurant, D'Arblay Street, Soho to defuse a really hot chilli dish prepared by chefs. The dish, called Nam...

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Funny story: Australian Alliteration Alliance alleges Albinio Anarchist association after Adelaide apartment arson attack

Australian Alliteration Alliance alleges Albinio Anarchist association after Adelaide apartment arson attack

The Australian Absolute Alliteration Alliance (AAAA) has alleged that an albino Anarchist caused the blaze at their Adelaide city apartment building.

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Funny story: Fire at Olympia! Prometheus sought for questioning; Brangelina held as a material witness by Athenian authorities

Fire at Olympia! Prometheus sought for questioning; Brangelina held as a material witness by Athenian authorities

Athens, Greece - Prometheus, disappointed with what man has done with the gift of Fire he gave to them, reportedly decided to take it back. Unfortunately, as he was returning to Olympia, he ran into some old college-drinking buddies. Together they at...

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