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Funny story: White House Links Childhood Obesity to National Security

White House Links Childhood Obesity to National Security

First Lady Michelle Obama linked Child Hood Obesity to national security during a White House press event to launch her "Let's Move" campaign to end childhood obesity. She rightly pointed out "A recent study put the health care cost of obesity-rel...

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Funny story: Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Doctors in the United States have said that they have established a link between children with a sweet tooth and obesity. While most children in society these days like sweets, those with an extra sweet tooth may become fat, the researchers say. T...

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Funny story: Fat Albert Isn't Anymore!

Fat Albert Isn't Anymore!

In his first public appearance in fifteen months, Fat Albert waddled out to the podium to speak. He cleared his throat and said we, the press, would more easily understand if he showed us what he needed us to know. He stepped away from the podium, ya...

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Funny story: Fat's Fabulous

Fat's Fabulous

Are you fat? If so then France is the country for you. The government of President Nicolas Sarkozy has declared war on thin people. He wants the French, who are normally of petite physique, to eat more and to get really fat because being fat is healt...

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Funny story: Health and Safety for Weightwatchers

Health and Safety for Weightwatchers

After a second floor collapse at a Weightwatchers meeting in Swindon, the Safety, Health and Income Tax Executive have issued a series of guidelines for all diet and exercise clubs. Where possible, all meetings of ten or more people over fifteen s...

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Funny story: Woman Loses Weight By Loosening Her Belly Button

Woman Loses Weight By Loosening Her Belly Button

A big fat slapper named Alice Browne, 23, has surprised all her other fat friends at the local gym by turning up yesterday weighing 5-stone less than the day before. Browne, 23, who was commonly known in the locality as 'Fat Fuck Bitch Browne', sa...

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Funny story: Obese man hired to produce personal pork scratchings

Obese man hired to produce personal pork scratchings

An obese UK man from Sunderland has been hired to help a local butcher shop produce its own brand of pork scratchings with a twist. After spending years of outsourcing its pork scratchings, Hank Bacon decided that there must have been a cheaper wa...

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Funny story: Huge bums, fat thighs and hips are healthy, but man do they look horrible!

Huge bums, fat thighs and hips are healthy, but man do they look horrible!

Scientists in the UK have surveyed thousand of females of all shapes and sizes and have discovered those with "big bums, thighs and hips are the healthiest. It has something to do with that hip, bum and thigh fat is harder to break down thus the r...

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Funny story: Katona Hot Tin Roof

Katona Hot Tin Roof

Kerry Katona has hightailed it from her fat fighting rehab course. The portly pie bin was seen trying to scale a security wall at the rear of the Kent weight loss centre. She had only been in there for three days, but had evidently had enough. Or...

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Funny story: New Weight Loss Method Discovered by Scientists

New Weight Loss Method Discovered by Scientists

Addis Ababa, ETHIOPIA - Scientists working in this impoverished African nation claim to have discovered the secret to long-term sustained weight loss, summarized by researcher Pete Morgan as follows: "QUIT EATING SO DAMN MUCH!" Morgan went on t...

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Funny story: Gang Kills People For Their Fat!

Gang Kills People For Their Fat!

A gang has been arrested overseas that have been charged with harvesting the body fat of human beings and selling them for cosmetics. Police told UP2 that the gang used the jungle there to hide out after kidnapping fat people who are never seen again...

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Funny story: Britain's Fattest Man joins the Navy!

Britain's Fattest Man joins the Navy!

At PMQ's yesterday, the armed forces minister Bill Rammell managed to announce that Britain's fattest man had been drafted into the Royal Navy where he'll become the Uk's third aircraft carrier! Luckily for thespoof our reporter had penetrated sec...

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Funny story: Fat guy seen wearing athletic jersey

Fat guy seen wearing athletic jersey

Washington, DC resident Milt Candless was shocked when he recently saw what looked to be a "overweight, out of shape guy" smoking a cigarette and wearing a jersey "in the style of those worn by the Washington Redskins." "In the first place," e...

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Funny story: Skinny smokers are laughing at you fatties

Skinny smokers are laughing at you fatties

Every City, U.S.A. - Up until the eighties it was the glory days for smokers. Ash trays on every desk, ash trays outside of elevators, doctors walking through hospitals smoking, planes, trains, buses...it was a thing of beauty. However, nothing t...

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Funny story: World's Fattest Man Not Happy With Spoof Writer Skoob

World's Fattest Man Not Happy With Spoof Writer Skoob

Rumour has it that the world's fattest man, Saul Manson, of Ipswich is none too pleased about scathing comments posted about him on a satirical website by writer, Skoob1999 Okay, I'll come clean here. That writer is me. I'd like to make it clea...

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Funny story: World's Fattest Bloke Eats Too Much

World's Fattest Bloke Eats Too Much

Sources have revealed that the world's fattest bloke, Saul Manson, 48, of Ipswich right here in the UK consumes a phenomenal amount of food. The 70 stone (980lbs) blob often hits the chippy for lunch, ordering an incredible: 4 large cod and chi...

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Funny story: Butt Floss Patented for the Painfully Rotund

Butt Floss Patented for the Painfully Rotund

Struggling to identify new product offerings in the toilet tissue marketplace, Sharminn Company announced today that it will be releasing a new line of personal cleansing products for consumers of significantly wider girth. A common problem for mo...

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