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Funny story: Obama Cancels Christmas Luau, Pardons Pig; Hawaiians Pissed, Pig Ecstatic!

Obama Cancels Christmas Luau, Pardons Pig; Hawaiians Pissed, Pig Ecstatic!

Festive plans for a Hawaiian Christmas dinner and family celebration were dampened today when President Barry Obama backed out of a state sponsored Luau planned in his honor. Citing dietary considerations, a mandate from wife Michelle who continue...

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Funny story: Canadian fast food fatties score massive hit on slim-line U Tube!

Canadian fast food fatties score massive hit on slim-line U Tube!

A trio of Canadian fatties have scored a massive, 'obese' hit on slim-line U Tube by presenting, baking and devouring an over 5000 calorie pizza topped with more junk food than McDonalds could dream of. "We don't give a damn," they claimed, "all w...

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Funny story: New Graphic Video shows Chickens Fed Through Throat-Slit Machine at Restaurant Chicken Supplier: "It's hard to watch such mechanized and cold death being dished out, but we have to eat, right?"

New Graphic Video shows Chickens Fed Through Throat-Slit Machine at Restaurant Chicken Supplier: "It's hard to watch such mechanized and cold death being dished out, but we have to eat, right?"

The leading pro-animal non-profit agency, whose name we dare not speak, has released a shocking new video called, "About 1 Billion Individuals Are Killed Each Year for (name of international fast-food chain)" In the gory video, chickens are fed, h...

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Funny story: 1950's Themed Diner Serves Milkshakes; Racism

1950's Themed Diner Serves Milkshakes; Racism

A new 1950s-themed American diner has caused huge controversy after refusing to serve black citizens. Customers at Hank's Diner, in Brixton, had assumed its highly visible signs and posters exclaiming "no blacks" were part of the high kitsch which...

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Funny story: Lauryn Hill Forgot To Give Me Ketchup

Lauryn Hill Forgot To Give Me Ketchup

There's nothing more shocking than ordering some yummy artery-cloggers from the Burger King value menu, driving up to the second window, and seeing someone you recognize. The best is when it is a girl you were in love with in high school, who wouldn't piss on your head if your Phillies cap was on fire. "Guess it all went downhill after 10th grade. Right, Nancy Reagan?" Imagine my surprise wh...

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Funny story: Global hunger unexpectedly high so Obese people attack M**Donalds!

Global hunger unexpectedly high so Obese people attack M**Donalds!

The levels of global hunger have risen dramatically and Obese people the world over are on the rampage! Recent attacks on M**Donalds, Bu***r K**g, Kentucky F***d Ch***en have proven this point as overweight, desperate, gorging fatties raid the fas...

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Funny story: Dark Matter Found in 6-Month Old Fast Food Hamburger Patty

Dark Matter Found in 6-Month Old Fast Food Hamburger Patty

Physicist Moby Ustrip from Simi Valley, California has just published a scientific paper that is poised to set the world of physics on its ear. For years now, Ustrip has been studying the theory of dark matter first introduced in 1933 by Swiss astrop...

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Funny story: Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

HARLINGEN, TX - Local long time Express Pizza delivery boy, Bradley Chapman will at long last achieve a dream that he has been anticipating since he was still a junior in high school. Today Chapman will officially be honored with the status as pizza...

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Funny story: Big Mac, Coke and a Reduced Cholesterol To Go

Big Mac, Coke and a Reduced Cholesterol To Go

A purportedly esteemed cardiologist, Dr Darrel Francis, has this week earned the nickname of Silly Sillypersonson by proposing that fast food restaurants around the country should offer drugs to diners to compensate for the risk of heart disease.

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Funny story: McChrystal Burgers Popular Menu Item in Afghanistan

McChrystal Burgers Popular Menu Item in Afghanistan

In honor of the resignation of General Stanley McChrystal as commander of the US and NATO forces in Afghanistan, entrepreneurs in Afghanistan have re-opened several fast food restaurants, renaming them after the general. McChrystal Burgers was the fi...

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Funny story: Ramen noodle smuggling ring eludes capture

Ramen noodle smuggling ring eludes capture

A worldwide network of illicit distribution of counterfeit ramen noodle products continues to elude the grasp of the finest minds in police investigation. Based upon traditional Asian noodle soups made from basic food ingredients, these desiccated,...

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Funny story: McDonald's France provides equal-opportunity coronary fodder

McDonald's France provides equal-opportunity coronary fodder

After over a half-century of heterosexist bias in marketing myocardial infarctions cleverly disguised as food, international fast food giant McDonald's launched a history-making advertising campaign in France targeting the gay and gay-allied market.

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Funny story: Why I have been banned from every fast food joint in Stockport

Why I have been banned from every fast food joint in Stockport

I'll start by making my apologies. I can be a little bit grumpy at times, especially when I am lacking in Vitamin Caffeine. However, that said, I feel that banning me from every McDonald's, Burger King, Kentucky Fried Chicken and the like in the Royal Borough of Stockport was slightly harsh. McDonald's were the first. It was early. I walked in bleary eyed and asked quite plainly for a black cof...

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Funny story: Fried Chicken Franchise Forced to Switch to Mock Chicken

Fried Chicken Franchise Forced to Switch to Mock Chicken

LOUISVILLE, KY -- The world's most popular chicken restaurant chain, Kenny's Fried Chicken, more widely known as KFC, has finally succumbed to the seven years of pressure from animal rights groups to change its chicken menus. The negative publicity g...

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Funny story: Khalid sheikh Mohammed protects Shakes

Khalid sheikh Mohammed protects Shakes

Khalid sheikh Mohammed was indicted on Wednesday for his alleged role in the World trade center bombings. The justice department was willing to give him a lighter sentence for any information regarding the other shakes involved. He said he was hap...

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Funny story: It's Finger Lickin' Bad

It's Finger Lickin' Bad

Colonel Saunders is pleased to announce the arrival of his new Spring menu, available at his restaurants in central London. Why not try the following mouth watering offerings: The Minger Tower Bugger Me Meal- a stacked burger with rat droppings, cat sick, dead flies and the Colonels secret spices. Snot Wings-Dead pigeon wings covered in snot from an illegal immigrant employed to work in...

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Funny story: Adult Kids Meal: Hillary Clinton Bobble-Head McVibrator

Adult Kids Meal: Hillary Clinton Bobble-Head McVibrator

Responding to criticism that senior citizens are unhappy because they are not allowed to buy the Kids Meals that include toys for children, the MacDiddy's Corporate Headquarters issued a statement saying that in deference to a generation of fast food...

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