Showing:

Funny satire stories about Facebook

Try another search?

Funny story: Washington Bails Out Facebook with a Cash Takeover

Washington Bails Out Facebook with a Cash Takeover

Washington DC - In a rare bipartisan action, President Obama has joined with Congress to purchase Internet social media giant Facebook for an undisclosed sum. "If you have to ask how much, you can't afford it," Obama joked with reporters. "But ser...

Read full story
Funny story: Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks. AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled? Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would...

Read full story
Funny story: Defacelika virus escaped NSA lab

Defacelika virus escaped NSA lab

LANGLEY VA - Defacelika virus was produced in an NSA laboratory to eek out intelligence by digesting the minds of "Joe Blow", Facebook customer, according to our source, an NSA agent with big lips, Dr. Brunnos Echeeks, from Eastern Europe. When Dr...

Read full story
Funny story: Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Florida - Hot on the heels of apparent vampires eating peoples brains, a computer virus dubbed "Defacelika" is eating faces on Facebook. When the virus strikes, according to computer scientist Dr. Bunsard Unsticky, working to defeat the virus, i...

Read full story
Funny story: Masses of global Facebook users commit suicide; they got cut off!

Masses of global Facebook users commit suicide; they got cut off!

Reports of mass global suicides have been reaching Spoof HQ, but not because there are rumours going round that our beloved Cockney Clive has retired, no! The suicidal ones are Facebook users who were cut off from their lifelines. Unable to tell t...

Read full story
Funny story: Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook has filed an $18 billion lawsuit against 22-year-old Kendall O'Hara of Brooklyn, New York, for intentional interference with Facebook's much-anticipated initial public offering of stock to small-time investors. On the day of the Facebook...

Read full story
Funny story: Fears of a new dotcom crash see Farcebook shares bomb

Fears of a new dotcom crash see Farcebook shares bomb

New York - Hole-in-the-Wall Street analysts say a sexed-up pre-IPO report deliberately over-valued shares in the iconic social networking fright. They're blaming carpetbagging trolls and cyber bottom-feeders for the $16bn IPO frenzy that's descend...

Read full story
Funny story: All not well with Zuckerbergs: Priscilla angered by Facebook stock

All not well with Zuckerbergs: Priscilla angered by Facebook stock

Only days into the Zuckerbergs' new life together, Priscilla Chan is enraged with her husband, the NASDAQ, and anyone else who gets in her way. How many shares of Facebook she actually owns is a mystery, but one thing is clear: The stock issued at...

Read full story
Funny story: Facebook Users Offered Membership Fee Or "Pay As You Go Posting"

Facebook Users Offered Membership Fee Or "Pay As You Go Posting"

Facebook has announced that users will be offered two choices when the highly popular social network site begins charging users next month. As previously announced Facebook will no longer be free to use come the 1st of June and for months Facebook...

Read full story
Funny story: Zombie Leadership Worried!

Zombie Leadership Worried!

The numbers of the zombie population have drastically dropped in recent decades, because their primary food source, namely that of brains, has been found sadly wanting in our younger generations. Somewhere between the nineteen-eighties and the year t...

Read full story
Funny story: Is Facebook's organ donation plan not quite all that it seems?

Is Facebook's organ donation plan not quite all that it seems?

Not content with slowly taking over your minds, Facebook will now allow you to register as a organ donor on the website. The move was greeted with applause (and some whooping and cheering) by the medical community. But a former Facebook employee info...

Read full story
Funny story: Peter Andre Admits Part Two:

Peter Andre Admits Part Two:

"I've always hated music. I hate it with a passion that burns deeply within me. It's an all consuming hatred that almost single handily sustains me on a day to day basis. That and pizza; man I fucking love pizza." This was the shocking opening sta...

Read full story
Funny story: Facebook Reunites Long-Lost Vague Acquaintances

Facebook Reunites Long-Lost Vague Acquaintances

When Dave Anderson received a Facebook friend request from a man named Matthew Becker, initially he had trouble placing the name. "At first I thought he might be the little brother of an old childhood buddy of mine," he said. "But then I remember...

Read full story
Funny story: The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast III

The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast III

Heya OMG I just had that awkward moment when you're so bored that you forget to wipe, ooh smelly fingers. Anyway I got so bored that I came on Facebook, but then Facebook bored me so I logged off but then I got bored so I went on Facebook, soooo random right? Gonna have myself a big Facebook mooch tonight. I've got the popcorn on tap and a whole case of blue wkd's. Mom's gonna be so pissed when...

Read full story
Funny story: The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast II

The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast II

Time for a friend audit me thinks, EVERYBODY'S gotta know about this so I'll put it as my status for at least 5 days, or until I get 50 comments on it. Makes me feel like a g6 like a g6 like a g6 you know. I don't give away my friendship that easily so some people have just got to learn where the line is and know that they shouldn't cross it, know what I'm saying yeah my house my rules. Welcome to...

Read full story
Funny story: Facebook Buys Everything for Ten Zillion Dollars

Facebook Buys Everything for Ten Zillion Dollars

The entire universe--all that is or ever shall be--is now the legal property of Mark Zuckerberg, a spokesman for Facebook announced today. In exchange for a previously unheard of sum, everything, including you, has been absorbed by the corporate ent...

Read full story
Funny story: The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more