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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites Megyn Kelly To Visit North Korea And View His Collection of Missiles

Kim Jong Un Invites Megyn Kelly To Visit North Korea And View His Collection of Missiles

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has a crush on FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly. And they further state that Kim Jong Un has extended a personal invitation to the 43-year-old Kelly...

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Funny story: The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

TUCSON, Arizona - Megyn Kelly has managed to knock Obamacare, the Indiana Pacers, and The Tea Bag Party Christmas Party Fund Scandal off of the front page. The 43-year-old talking head with FOX News has stirred up a holiday hornets nest with her c...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Megyn Kelly Makes Ebenezer Scrooge Seem Like Mother Teresa

Miley Cyrus Says Megyn Kelly Makes Ebenezer Scrooge Seem Like Mother Teresa

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has stated that FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly needs to grow a pair and apologize to the American people for making her ignorant remark about jolly old St. Nick being white. The former Hannah Montana star told Hollywood Innu...

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Funny story: President Obama Wants Megyn Kelly Investigated For UnAmerican Comments

President Obama Wants Megyn Kelly Investigated For UnAmerican Comments

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it appears that the FOX News talking head, Megyn Kelly, AKA Blondie, may have stuck her size 9½ high heel in her pretty little mouth. Those comments came from Savannah Bamboo, a reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine.

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Funny story: Santa speaks from the North Pole prior to upcoming interview with FOX news

Santa speaks from the North Pole prior to upcoming interview with FOX news

Santa's residence at the North Pole was dry and sunny with scant snow and ice--a concern the reindeers might not get the sled off the ground smoothly--but Santa himself was maintaining a fierce grin under massive white beard. This interview prior...

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Funny story: Donald Trump, the Christian Coalition Declare a December Offensive in the War Against Christmas

Donald Trump, the Christian Coalition Declare a December Offensive in the War Against Christmas

HEADQUARTERS, FOX NEWS--Bret Baier today grimly announced on FOX News that the Christian Coalition, with the support of President Donald Trump, will launch a winter offensive in the second week of December in the ongoing War Against Christmas. Sai...

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Funny story: Rupert al-Murdock to Launch Al Foxeera

Rupert al-Murdock to Launch Al Foxeera

Rupert al-Murdock today announced his newest venture in cable news--a network he is calling Al Foxeera. Al-Murdock is naming Roger Al-Ailes, who is currently president of FOX News, to head up the media venture. Said Al-Murdock: "We hope to pre...

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Funny story: Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...

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Funny story: Bob The Builder Appears On Fox News To Denounce Obamacare

Bob The Builder Appears On Fox News To Denounce Obamacare

Bob The Builder, one of the nation's most prominent and animated businessmen, appeared on the Fox News program "Fox and Friends" today to support the repeal of Obamacare. It was a stunning turnaround, following his years of work for PBS television,...

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Funny story: FOX News To Replace Sean Hannity With The Beautiful Megyn Kelly

FOX News To Replace Sean Hannity With The Beautiful Megyn Kelly

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of FOX News land is that they have finally decided to replace Sean Hannity who has been embedded in the coveted 9 pm (Eastern) 8 pm (Central) time slot for a long time. And taking Hannity's microphone will be the pert and...

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Funny story: FOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman

FOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman

NEW YORK CITY - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that a top executive at FOX News has stated that he wants to hire George Zimmerman to be a roving consultant for the news network. Bancroft P. Dapplindip, 83, who is the senior executive di...

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Funny story: Geraldo: nude picture not so much "At Large"

Geraldo: nude picture not so much "At Large"

New Yawk, New Yawk --- In an attempt to boost the ratings of his Fox News show, Geraldo At Large, Gerardo Rivera posted a nearly nude photograph of himself--or, rather, his mirror image--on Twitter. Minutes later, it had been deleted, although it is...

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Funny story: Sean Hannity: "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago."

Sean Hannity: "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago."

With all the controversy surrounding the verdict on the Trayvon Martin case, Sean Hannity announced today, "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago." Said the voluble host from Fox News: "Hey! I grew up in the mean streets of Franklin S...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is thrilled that she has just been given a job at FOX News. She told GOPicky Magazine that she feels that she like the FOX Netowrk slogan is fair and balanced. She smiled and said "Well ya know maybe at times I ai...

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Funny story: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Joins Sarah Palin At FOX News Setting The Stage For A Palin-Hasselbeck Presidential Ticket In 2016

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Joins Sarah Palin At FOX News Setting The Stage For A Palin-Hasselbeck Presidential Ticket In 2016

LOS ANGELES - Two longtime View hosts, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are leaving the daytime talk show. Behar plans to open up a clothes-optional comedy club in the Bronx and Hasselbeck has been signed to appear on FOX News to basically give...

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Funny story: FOX News Offers Edward Snowden A Job As The Director of Computer Technicians

FOX News Offers Edward Snowden A Job As The Director of Computer Technicians

NEW YORK CITY - Executives at FOX News have just issued a job offer to NSA leaker Edward Snowden. A spokesperson for the news network, Wally "Dimples" Kimsinetti, 31, told the news media that in the eyes of the guys at the "Fair and Impartial" net...

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Funny story: Psychiatrists: Obama may be paranoid

Psychiatrists: Obama may be paranoid

WASHINGTON, D. C. -- Psychiatrists privately suggest that President Barack Obama may be developing paranoia. "He seems to believe that everyone is out to get him," Dr. Hy Mann said, off the record. Another shrink. Dr. Si Ko, agreed with his co...

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