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Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Topeka, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps was arrested in a Motel 6 hotel room in a sting operation that lasted over 13-months. In September 2011, members of the anti-terrorist unit within the FBI received information that Fred...

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Funny story: South Park Elementary School attacked by Feds: one dead, two injured

South Park Elementary School attacked by Feds: one dead, two injured

SOUTH PARK COLORADO (ABSNN) - "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Bastards," said a sobbing fifth grader at South Park Elementary School located in this fictional town. In the wake of repeated calls for Federal action by a Fox News Host (whose name I...

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Funny story: Malware keeps web users from reading about malware problem that affects hardly any computers but managed to create fear and suspicion across internet

Malware keeps web users from reading about malware problem that affects hardly any computers but managed to create fear and suspicion across internet

A reported malware virus credited to international hackers who ran an online advertising scam to take control of more than 570,000 infected computers around the world has been described as totally irrelevant after it was revealed that the affected co...

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Funny story: UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

To millions of Americans who, for years, have encountered difficulties in receiving packages scheduled for delivery by the United Parcel Service, it arguably came as little surprise when an investigation by the Federal Bureau of Investigation recentl...

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Funny story: Someday Times That's Rich! list peddles same old bollox

Someday Times That's Rich! list peddles same old bollox

London - The usual suspects have been trolled out as top of the UK's filthy lucre pile. Rankings compiler Sir Peregrine Tosspot has included the FBI's Ten Most Wanted under a series of false identities 'such as the Duke of Westmonster'. Alleged...

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Funny story: Arrested LulzSec hacker : the Cathar connection

Arrested LulzSec hacker : the Cathar connection

New York - An unemployed 28 year-old Puerto Rican from New York known by his hacking screen name 'Sabu' may be descended from a famous French dynasty that gave its name to a Cathar fortress. Hector Xavier Monsegur has been charged with 12 counts o...

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Funny story: Navy Seals take out Terrorist Cell in Hollywood

Navy Seals take out Terrorist Cell in Hollywood

Details are emerging of a dramatic operation carried out by the elite Navy Seals at major studios in Hollywood. An home grown terrorist cell was purported to be poised to attack Jewish interests in Movie City. We are told that a group of four ille...

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Funny story: Secret FBI dossier hid that Steve Jobs 'was John Paul II's son'

Secret FBI dossier hid that Steve Jobs 'was John Paul II's son'

Washington - "Sure fitted the bill in terms of the Bush Sr/Quayle Administration official profile, heheh," was how one retired Federal official described the FBI report today. Drawn up in 1991 during George Bush Senior's presidency the file descri...

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Funny story: FBI probes an anonymous elephant

FBI probes an anonymous elephant

Washington D.C. (Rooterz) - The FBI has decided to probe an anonymous elephant after it swallowed President Obama's cell phone while he was on a four day tour of the National Zoo in Washington, DC. "This is a matter of national security." says an...

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Funny story: Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

The Anonymous computer group has revealed the transcript of the conversation they intercepted between Scotland Yard and the FBI. During the conversation FBI operativea are heard to discuss the operation to intercept the Anonymous groups computer...

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Funny story: White Bulger Reward Scam Tied to Iceland, UBS, and Rogue Trader as Plot Unravels!

White Bulger Reward Scam Tied to Iceland, UBS, and Rogue Trader as Plot Unravels!

INTERPOL is now looking into the nefarious connection between the recent capture of Whitey Bulger, the bogus reward payout, the Icelandic Mafia, and the Rogue Trader at UBS responsible for a $2.5B bad investment bet! After 16 years on the lam,...

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Funny story: FBI releases fool-proof methods to prevent hackers from stealing nude celebrity pics

FBI releases fool-proof methods to prevent hackers from stealing nude celebrity pics

WASHINGTON, D.C.--FBI Director Robert B. Miller announced today a four-pronged approach to prevent hackers from stealing nude images of celebrities, this in light of the hacked cell phones and stolen pics this week of Hollywood stars Scarlett Johanss...

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Funny story: News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

The FBI has revealed that, in the weeks after the 9/11 attacks in the US, employees of News International dug up the graves of victims and 'hacked' into them, removal vital organs, bones and even brains in an effort to find more information. Agent...

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Funny story: Bones - Gruesomeness "A Step Too Far"

Bones - Gruesomeness "A Step Too Far"

Sky TV bosses were under siege today, fending off complaints about last night's episode of popular forensic drama, Bones. The show included a graphic scene in which accused murderer The Gravedigger's head was blown apart by a bullet from a sniper'...

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Funny story: FBI placing ads in major newspapers for Terrorist

FBI placing ads in major newspapers for Terrorist

Due to the inability to investigate anyone without being sued for violating their rights, The FBI has placed the following ad in all major Newspapers world wide. "The FBI request that all Terrorist report to the nearest FBI headquarters to sign sw...

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Funny story: FBI Continues Scientology Investigation: Questions Suri Homes Over Claims She Forced Parents to Work 20 Hours a Day to Support Her Lifestyle!

FBI Continues Scientology Investigation: Questions Suri Homes Over Claims She Forced Parents to Work 20 Hours a Day to Support Her Lifestyle!

Reports surfaced today that the FBI has been clandestinely investigating the super secretive Scientology cult for the past year over claims of physical abuse and labor violations made by former members and parents of precocious children. Now i...

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Funny story: 'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

PORTLAND-- Taking their cue from Ashton Kutcher, the FBI staged an elaborate prank on a Corvallis, OR teenager who thought he was part of a Jihadist plot to kill Christmas. Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, a Somali-born U.S. citizen, mistakenly believed...

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