In breaking news yesterday, FBI Director James Comey has cleared Ms. Clinton of nothing more than "extreme carelessness" in compromising national security with her private email server. That she also misled investigators and the country in denying...
Last week's 3-1/2 hour FBI interview re Hillary Clinton's handling of State Department emails drew front page headlines nationwide. However, what if the FBI and Hillary already know that no crime was committed because she never disseminated any e...
Raising doubts about the thoroughness of the FBI's investigation into Emailgate, a Pennsyvannia man claims he bought Hillary Clinton's old email server on an eBay auction--and, the man says--the server still has files on it, some possibly classified.
A Jet Blue flight to LA landed at Albuquerque's airport after passengers panicked over a bad smell in flight. The crew quickly determined that Nancy Grace had let a stinky fart rip, but under new anti-terrorism guidelines, the plane was diverted to A...
A disturbing new website CrowdHit.com is online and it's been called the Uber for contract killers. CrowdHit lets people post and crowdfund a contract to have someone killed, then professional or other killers for hire can browse the website and pick...
An American Airline flight was delayed for more than two hours after a passenger identified a terrorist on board sending cryptic messages written in Arabic. Our roving reporter bribed authorities and managed to get a copy of his message. This...
In a press release held Thursday morning, FBI investigator Tracey McCall expressed her frustration at Apple's refusal to cooperate with the San Bernardino shooting investigation: "We know that they install mind-reading software in all of their iPh...
BILLINGSGATE POST: You can't make this up. Or maybe you can. By now everyone knows that the FBI is investigating Hillary Clinton's use of a personal server to handle her email account while acting as Secretary of State. Although she has consistent...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Jerome Leon ("Jerry") Bruckheimer was arrested today after the FBI discovered that he had shot a pilot. FBI agent, Dick Rasch, announced the arrest today at a press conference held today at L'Ermitage, the most expensive hotel in B...
The American government has just taken another step in the fight to identify homegrown terrorists. In the wake of such events as the Charleston Shootings, the lawmakers on Capitol Hill have taken another step to fighting this growing epidemic. In...
QM-NewsCorpse stringers have hacked into the Feds' data base and decoded anagram files of leading White House names. The following is a selection of latest codes which the Bureau uses in secret communications. If your name isn't on the list it's because probably you aren't important enough - or have already slipped the Director a fat wedge of greenbacks: Lynch** harlot in mid-oral = Hil...
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Ahmad Abousamra, the FBI's most-wanted terrorist signed a one-game deal Monday with the Eagles, an anonymous league source said Sunday afternoon. Philadelphia has finalized an agreement with the 36-year-old Ahmad Abousamra when...
New York - A new Anna Chapman scandal has erupted in NYC with the arrest of three Russian spies stationed in Wall Street's premier cocaine dealing district. Dim-Eatery Pissoff, Sirgay Molotov-Koktale and cell-leader Alexander Bumpkopf were busted...
New York - The CEO of the FBI has praised an innovative UK surveillance program that tracks potential terrorists with spyware fixed to high-rise construction cranes following the arrest of four suspected jihadis in London. "Of course we sold them...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - FBI agents have just uncovered a new scam that they say could affect as many as 3 million elderly American males. An FBI agent who did not want his name mentioned stated that agents were able to infiltrate what they are calling...
Washington - Allegations that the Reverend Al Sharpton 'is just one of many' who ratted on dozens of bad guys subsequently flung in jail following FBI probes have so far drawn a blank thanks to 'overwhelming evidence to the contrary' a presidential a...
EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...
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