Do'untiano, Idaho - Walter Helmsley is positive that the future of the electric car is going to be a stormy one. He is so sure of it, that he has invested the family fortune into a factory that will produce a totally unique form of electric vehicle.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Democrats on Friday effectively smothered the Republican-backed "Atmosphere of Change" bill, which could have increased the carbon footprint of the US by allowing Americans to ignore the continued devastation of our planet, e...
Staffers today expressed concerns over the mental health of London Mayor, Boris Johnson, after he dived into a river in Lewisham screaming that he was gagging for some fish. Johnson, present to promote an environmental initiative relating to clean...
Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says he wants to set the record straight. Having received blunt criticism from many who say he has betrayed his promise to end pork barrel spending, the President asserts that he is often confronted with lose/lose...
Cheyenne Wyoming: Governors from several western states convened here to organize the first annual joint sportsmen and environmentalist wolf hunt. Environmentalists from the various major "Earth Mother" organizations have been invited to join the hun...
It was announced today that in an attempt to cut pollution on the Spanish coast during the Summer holiday season, scientists will release robot fish which are capable of tracking down excrement from British tourists. Modelled on carp and costing...
Due to a spate of boring publicity regarding Prince Harry, Carol Thatcher, Jonathon Ross and others using racist language, British journalists have declared their reticence to quote celebrities. The British Legion Of Writers Just Out of Brighton (...
Prince Charles was accused of hypocrisy last night for using a private jet on an 'environmental' tour of South America. The prince will travel to the region next month in a visit costing an estimated £300,000 as part of his personal crusade agains...
For years we've just thrown it away. But have you ever stopped to think what harm discarded Spam emails could be doing to the environment? Well a new initiative by the government has decided to address the problem. They claim that with 95% of e-...
A Moslem woman has made a scathing allegation, about a Dudley man she says contributed to the acceleration of Global Warming this morning, when he deliberately unleashed a bolt of methane gas from his arse, that shot straight through the Ozone Layer,...
Following yesterday's talks between Prime Mentalist Gordoom Brown and Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao yesterday, the Government has announced planned new cooperative environmental and population legislation. Under the new laws, announced by the Governm...
Washington/Dc/ Global Warming Farce News DEVELOPING - Sidestepping more pressing news, such as the worsening economy, pirates, terrorist attacks, world union strikes, armed strife and unmarried women with 14 children, the President began his attack...
Just when things were looking the blackest for US automakers they have united together and come up with a new product to pull themselves out of their financial slump. Not only that, but their new product is also non-carbon based, non polluting, uses...
Japan, Europe and America are all launching satellites with the express aim of watching Earth's atmosphere to keep an eye on greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide and methane. The first to go up was the Gosat satellite in Japan, launched this week...
I recently made myself some friends and enemies when I undertook to make my town a little greener. It seems that some people were not pleased by the planting of several 20 year old oaks in the center of Main Street last Saturday. I guess no matter how hard you try, people will prefer to stick to their own personal agendas, like trying to flee the tornado that tore through south of town, resulti...
A friend of mine drove up to the house last week in his old Dodge, but it was sporting a brand new leaf green paint job. We talked about it for quite a while, and I even complimented him on the even coating he had achieved using a short nap paint roller. In the end, though, I was forced to break the news to him that "going green" means something a little different. All things considered, this w...
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