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Funny story: Sharon Stone speaks out again about earthquakes - this time the one in Haiti

Sharon Stone speaks out again about earthquakes - this time the one in Haiti

Hollywood actress Sharon Stone, once famous for being tall and blonde and tall and blonde and firing blanks from fake guns in movies, but now the world's leading climatologist and expert on seismic tremors and tectonic plates, today made a long-await...

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Funny story: Haitian Earthquake Victim Admits "I Felt The Earth Move, And I Wasn't Even Putting Out"

Haitian Earthquake Victim Admits "I Felt The Earth Move, And I Wasn't Even Putting Out"

An earthquake victim in Haiti admitted that she felt the earth move during the earthquake, but says that it was not due to a sexual encounter. Marie DuBois said something nearly incomprehensible in French, that was translated as "I felt the grou...

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Funny story: Seismologists Report Increased Richter Scale Activity On Valentine's Day

Seismologists Report Increased Richter Scale Activity On Valentine's Day

Seismologists all around the world reported increased Richter scale activity on Valentine's Day. This activity was not centered on any one location, but was reported on most of the world's land masses. "I definitely felt the Earth move last night...

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Funny story: A 4.3 Earthquake Hits Chicago - Kirstie Alley Is In Los Angeles

A 4.3 Earthquake Hits Chicago - Kirstie Alley Is In Los Angeles

CHICAGO - Every weatherman in the 'Windy City' is reporting that a 4.3 earthquake hit Chicago at 3:59 a.m. Wednesday. Many Chicago residents said that they were sound asleep when it hit and they quickly woke up to find things like chairs, lamps, s...

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Funny story: Haiti Military Plan Revenge Attack on HAARP

Haiti Military Plan Revenge Attack on HAARP

After the High Frequency Active Aural Research Program's earthquake weapon test went terribly wrong (or right as some have suggested), the Haiti military have set out to destroy the secret military testing base in Alaska to stop further earthquake at...

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Funny story: Liege, Belgium struck by Haitian after-quakes, Justin Henin reaching the Aussie semis may not have helped!

Liege, Belgium struck by Haitian after-quakes, Justin Henin reaching the Aussie semis may not have helped!

Haitian after-quakes have struck Liege Belgium, causing the collapse of an apartment block in the middle of the city. The authorities there measured force 7 on the Richter scale as the apartment block just disintegrated. Belgian Seismologists w...

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Funny story: Earthquake Hits Airdrie

Earthquake Hits Airdrie

Following news here that the English town of Basildon is to be used as a nuclear testing site, the Scottish town of Airdrie also became the victim of mass destruction and damage when an earthquake struck it today. Measuring 1.2 on the Teuchter Sca...

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Funny story: MacArthur Park Heralds Armageddon!

MacArthur Park Heralds Armageddon!

Reknowned astrophysicist Ferbert T. Weedledom and Nubile Prize winning environmentalist Felicia T. Weedledee announced publication of their research paper entitled, "A Baker's Guide to Planetary Acoustics," in which they assert that the cumulative effect of acoustical energy generated by noise-producing events, in combination with electromagnetism and gravitational influences, are responsible for...

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Funny story: Downing Street earthquake on Monday as Jupiter and Venus cross celestial Maginot Line

Downing Street earthquake on Monday as Jupiter and Venus cross celestial Maginot Line

London - (Karmic Mess): As the zodiac's magnificent Benefics change signs in tandem on Monday the final curtain falls on the wretched House of Windsor. And with it the tyrranical Gorgon Brown pederastocracy that has appeased wannabe Tory dictator...

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Funny story: Hollywood Starlets Send Donations To Victims Left Homeless By Haiti Earthquake

Hollywood Starlets Send Donations To Victims Left Homeless By Haiti Earthquake

Donations have been pouring into relief shelters all over the world to be shipped to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. That catastophe, which may claim as many as 100,000 lives, is bringing out the charitable giver in people all over the globe...

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Funny story: Horror in Haiti Earthquake hits in the land of Voodoo

Horror in Haiti Earthquake hits in the land of Voodoo

A major earthquake in Haiti has caused the deaths of hundreds of people there are also reports of thousands buried in the rubble. Its the strongest earthquake to hit Haiti since 1770. A voodoo master Dr De Prince has claimed that this earthquake i...

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Funny story: San Jose Earthquake Mixes Perfect Margarita

San Jose Earthquake Mixes Perfect Margarita

In preparation for the upcoming lunch rush, bartenders at a downtown San Jose restaurant were in process of mixing ingredients in five gallon buckets when the earthquake struck, knocking bottles of tequila and a box of fresh limes into the pails.

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Funny story: China Hit By 8.9 Earthquake - The Great Wall of China is Now The Great Wall of Mongolia

China Hit By 8.9 Earthquake - The Great Wall of China is Now The Great Wall of Mongolia

YUMEN, China - A powerful earthquake measuring 8.9 on the Richter Scale has hit Northern China. There are reports of extensive damage but luckily there have been no reports of fatalities. A reporter for The Shanghai Sun Star reported that the q...

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Funny story: San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

The San Andreas Fault, the continental transform fault that runs roughly 800 miles through California in the United States, and which forms the tectonic boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate, is to be mended next year. Th...

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Funny story: Earthquake pandemic: Buckingham Palace & Qom nuke factory next

Earthquake pandemic: Buckingham Palace & Qom nuke factory next

London - (Tremors): The nuclear proliferation industry's evil twins are bang on target for a seismic catastrophe. Seismologists at the UN's International Parasitology Division are linking rumblings beneath the Buckingham Palace swimming pool and I...

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Funny story: "Tsunami" Has So. Californians Reaching for Their Dictionaries

"Tsunami" Has So. Californians Reaching for Their Dictionaries

Venice Beach, California - Costal Southern Californians are reaching for their dictionaries looking up the word "Tsunami" or typing it into google right now, because enlightened longhaired suffer types persuaded their local representatives that coast...

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Funny story: God denies involvement in Japan earthquake

God denies involvement in Japan earthquake

God has denied He had anything at all to do with the earthquake that struck southern Japan earlier today. The 8.7 rated earthquake has left thousands homeless and killed up to 58,003 people. Writing on his new godsblog.web site he wrote. "I can c...

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