CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth, the final frontier - BREAKING NEWS!!! I just interviewed Cal-el, who just returned home from Krypton. Boy was he angry at Bush!...
The International Council for Useless Panic have found and registered the latest potential disaster that may hit the planet.
After being evacuated from their doomed home planet, Arrakis, the Fremen of Dune fame are not adjusting well to their new lives as Kentucky race horse beeders. It appears they can't distinguish a horse from a mule.
Attorneys for planet Earth are pressing forward with plans to sue over alleged copyright infringement.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - The so called "Christian Right" seems to be neither Christian nor Right. They lied about not knowing about Ron Paul, though evidence was found that clearly showed they had his name on their list. Isn't, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour," one of the commandments they are supposed to keep? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe t...
El Cajon, California - Unarius, a non-profit organization, which started out teaching a "metaphysical science of life" but transformed into just another "flying saucer group", announced this week that they plan to drill to Earth&#...
Jupiter/Earth: In a giant leap for the human sports, on Monday aliens from other galactic stars sent a ultra super sonic message stating that after viewing the progress in human sports especially dope cases, they have found the earthlings fit to comp...
On Monday,the international community met in Chowpati (Bombay) and discussed for an hour about the planetary status handed to Earth.
He Flew to Earth from Krypton (To the tune of Blazing Saddles Theme Song)...
Our planet is just five hours away from climate change catastrophe - but can still be saved, according to a new report.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - I had to do an article for Mothers' Day to let you see a picture of my own mom. Some of you may recognize her, and may now understand how I got chosen to write for TheSpoof.com in spite of all the protest letters.
A fleet of UFOs have been spotted heading away from Earth and towards the constellation of Funster Centauri, citing Earth's 'crapness' as the main reason for the retreat.
Funky News: Al Gore claims he has discovered that the earth is actually hotter than the sun. Gore also claims that the sun has been cooling down and has turned into a sphere of ice.
HIGH EARTH ORBIT (AP Newsliar) - Responding to the latest barb in the war of words between the Earth and its Moon, the Moon today fired back: "You're not the boss of me."...
A new planet that could rival Earth, has been discovered near the edge of the solar system. The new planet is said to be quite good and looks a lot better than our own dying world.
CCN - Space - Today, Scientists, using the Hubble Telescope, thought that they had discovered an Earth-like planet only 50 light years away. They immediately started doing calculation on how long it would take a flight to get from Earth to the new p...
LONDON (Ass' press) - Organisers fear the giant London concert for Live Earth may be totally overshadowed by the continued wailing, moaning and gnashing of teeth surrounding the Diana memorial concert organised by the Princes Wil...
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