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Funny story: Earth to lose its "planet" status

Earth to lose its "planet" status

On Monday,the international community met in Chowpati (Bombay) and discussed for an hour about the planetary status handed to Earth.

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Funny story: Cal-el's New Campaign Song

Cal-el's New Campaign Song

He Flew to Earth from Krypton (To the tune of Blazing Saddles Theme Song)...

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Funny story: Five Hours Left To Save The Planet!

Five Hours Left To Save The Planet!

Our planet is just five hours away from climate change catastrophe - but can still be saved, according to a new report.

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Funny story: Happy Mothers' Day to All You Muthas!

Happy Mothers' Day to All You Muthas!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - I had to do an article for Mothers' Day to let you see a picture of my own mom. Some of you may recognize her, and may now understand how I got chosen to write for TheSpoof.com in spite of all the protest letters.

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Funny story: UFOs Turn Away - "Earth's Crap"

UFOs Turn Away - "Earth's Crap"

A fleet of UFOs have been spotted heading away from Earth and towards the constellation of Funster Centauri, citing Earth's 'crapness' as the main reason for the retreat.

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Funny story: Al Gore Claims the Earth is Hotter than the Sun

Al Gore Claims the Earth is Hotter than the Sun

Funky News: Al Gore claims he has discovered that the earth is actually hotter than the sun. Gore also claims that the sun has been cooling down and has turned into a sphere of ice.

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Funny story: Moon to Earth: You're Not the Boss of Me

Moon to Earth: You're Not the Boss of Me

HIGH EARTH ORBIT (AP Newsliar) - Responding to the latest barb in the war of words between the Earth and its Moon, the Moon today fired back: "You're not the boss of me."...

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Funny story: New Planet Discovered Hovering Near Solar System

New Planet Discovered Hovering Near Solar System

A new planet that could rival Earth, has been discovered near the edge of the solar system. The new planet is said to be quite good and looks a lot better than our own dying world.

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Funny story: Earth-like Planet Thought to Be Discovered

Earth-like Planet Thought to Be Discovered

CCN - Space - Today, Scientists, using the Hubble Telescope, thought that they had discovered an Earth-like planet only 50 light years away. They immediately started doing calculation on how long it would take a flight to get from Earth to the new p...

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Funny story: Princess Diana, bigger than Beatles, Jesus, Earth etc!

Princess Diana, bigger than Beatles, Jesus, Earth etc!

LONDON (Ass' press) - Organisers fear the giant London concert for Live Earth may be totally overshadowed by the continued wailing, moaning and gnashing of teeth surrounding the Diana memorial concert organised by the Princes Wil...

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Funny story: Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day 2007 has been largely ignored by the population of Earth. This has left Mother Earth a bit upset.

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Funny story: Aliens Return Home Disgusted

Aliens Return Home Disgusted

Saturday evening, aliens from the planet MLi2x3 left Earth, disgusted.

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Funny story: Global warming making Earth flat

Global warming making Earth flat

BRUSSELS, Belgium -- Scientists and diplomats finished frenetic negotiations today about the wording of a report warning the world that global warming may catastrophically change the shape of the Earth. According to an official representative from...

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Funny story: Christian Fundies attack Scientific Roundies

Christian Fundies attack Scientific Roundies

In an effort to apply biblical science to their belief system, Fundamentalists are insisting that the world is flat (just as maps have shown it practically forever) and globes should be banned as sacrilegious blasphemies (good name for a devil music...

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Funny story: To Catch A Catfish

To Catch A Catfish

To Catch A Catfish The lake I live on has the biggest, smartest Catfish that exist in any body of water on the face of the earth. There hav...

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Funny story: Global Warming Radicalizes the Menopausal

Global Warming Radicalizes the Menopausal

It was one thing to have your body turn into a thermo-nuclear bomb but when the earth turns against you, enough is enough! These sentiments belong to newly radicalized Francine "Itshotnhere" Rogers. Rogers has spearheaded the newest grassroots movement against global warmimg. "We're not granolas or eco-terrorists...we're your mother and grandmother who has been telling you t...

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Funny story: NASA: The Planet is Spinning Backwards

NASA: The Planet is Spinning Backwards

NASA astronomers shocked the scientific community by confirming Pablo Picasso's long held theory that this 3rd rock which we call home is indeed spinning to the left instead of spinning to the right as previously thought.

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