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Funny story: Man Threatens Dog With Kebab

Man Threatens Dog With Kebab

Police in Edinburgh have launched an investigation after a local dog was threatened with a doner kebab. The incident happened in the early hours of Wednesday morning in the Leith area of the city. The dog, Scamp, an executive with Woof Woof Com...

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Funny story: New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

Cat's across the United Kingdom are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after an Ipswich man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadt...

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Funny story: Democratic Convention to Open With Salute to Dogs

Democratic Convention to Open With Salute to Dogs

Waffle, NC - As a nod to one of President Obama's most notable achievements,the Obama Administration's decision to change Labor day to Labrador Retriever day, the Democratic National Convention, which starts on Labrador Retriever Day, will begin with...

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Funny story: Ron & Fred on A Very Quiet Day

Ron & Fred on A Very Quiet Day

"Art'noon Fred, feelin' any better t'day are yer?" "Yeah, worst over Ron, still can't taste or smell anyfing though. Bloody colds." "Lot ov it goin' rahnd mate. Least yer over the worst of it.... quiet in 'ere t'day ainit." "Is now, yeah. A few in 'ere earlier there was." "Dead in 'ere now Fred." "She's a lazy cah that one." "Oud'yer mean Fred?" "Guvners wife sittin' up at t...

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Funny story: Years of Speech Therapy Fail to Help Talking Dog

Years of Speech Therapy Fail to Help Talking Dog

Despite years of intensive, and expensive, speech therapy, Priscilla the talking Poodle can still not pronounce her "L"'s and "Y"'s. She is now doomed to go through life telling her doting owner and best friend "I wuv woo!" The dog, a popular subj...

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Funny story: New Texas Voter ID Law Bars Students OKs Labrador Retrievers to Vote

New Texas Voter ID Law Bars Students OKs Labrador Retrievers to Vote

The Texas State Legislature today took a bold and rather stunning step to deflect unwanted attention from its earlier passage of a voter ID law that permitted concealed firearms permits to pass for valid voting Id while barring student Ids for the sa...

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Funny story: This World Has Gone to the Dogs

This World Has Gone to the Dogs

Sioux City IA: A retired Starfleet Admiral and former Captain of a Galaxy Class Starship has just written "Space Memoirs" about his various experiences while travelling in space. Here is an excerpt from the book. An amusing event occurred during a...

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Funny story: A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog

A U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Wyatt Blatzenfeller has been a postal carrier for the Cheyenne Post Office since 1972, a total of 40 years. He recently spoke to Anderson Cooper on Anderson Cooper 360 and told him that in that time he has never once been bitten by a dog or even been approached by a dog. He noted that he personally knows of 17 postmen who were bitten by a dog while delivering the mail.

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Funny story: Dog Accidentally Eaten During Fire House Barb-B-Q

Dog Accidentally Eaten During Fire House Barb-B-Q

TACOMA PARK MARYLAND - Barky the firehouse dog was accidentally eaten during a fund raising bar-b-que held by the Tacoma Park volunteer fire department. A mascot for the station for the past ten years, Barky was a well-loved character in the communit...

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Funny story: GOP: Millions in tax breaks for puppy mills!

GOP: Millions in tax breaks for puppy mills!

The GOP House of Representatives passed legislation on Friday granting millions of dollars in tax breaks for puppy mill owners. John Boehner Speaker of the House stated, "It is time for these hard working folks to be recognized for their contribu...

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Funny story: Executive order mandates socialized canines

Executive order mandates socialized canines

WASHINGTON DC - Congress was bypassed on yet another front this morning as the President signed an executive order, number K9666, requiring all dogs in the United States be socialized. As the President signed the order, sporting a bandage on his l...

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Funny story: Welsh Nationalists Up In Arms Over Corgi Pup-ularity Thanks To Queen's Jubilee

Welsh Nationalists Up In Arms Over Corgi Pup-ularity Thanks To Queen's Jubilee

The Queen's favourite breed of dog has gained in popularity during her Diamond Jubliee year. According to Kennel Club figures, after a period of decline, people are showing more interest in Pembroke Welsh Corgis. Inquiries for puppies have incr...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor's missing pooch 'Delilah' spotted at North Korean restaurant

Elizabeth Taylor's missing pooch 'Delilah' spotted at North Korean restaurant

Los Angeles - The search spread to Downtown's Pyongyang Dim Sum Delight restaurant today where Ms Taylor's million dollar Maltese terrier Delilah was spotted eating from an ornate silver bowl. According to reports in today's LA HagFagSlagMag.con's...

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Funny story: Barking dame slams coalition government of pedigree chums

Barking dame slams coalition government of pedigree chums

London - An Isle of Dogs primogeniture expert and part-time Scruffs canine championships judge has rubbished the rough mongrels masquerading as members of the Cabinet. "Bl**dy dog's dinner of pedigree chums," Dame Fifi Rottweiler tweeted this morn...

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Funny story: "Bitches Against Romney." Female Dogs Unite Against Mitt Romney's Shocking Mistreatment of Seamus, Their Canine Brother

"Bitches Against Romney." Female Dogs Unite Against Mitt Romney's Shocking Mistreatment of Seamus, Their Canine Brother

Every good dog has his day, and Seamus Romney is finally feeling his alpha male oats. Seamus, the long-deceased Irish Setter who belonged to presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, became famous for one of the Romney family's annual summer road trips whic...

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Funny story: Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

The dog voted ugliest in the world called Yoda has died, RIP, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Skinny, pale with sunken boss-eyed-eyes, Yoda passed away sadly and her owners have sworn to have her stuffed so they will never forget how ugly she really wa...

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Funny story: Grammar dogs for the uneducated

Grammar dogs for the uneducated

The blind receive help from Seeing Eye dogs, the deaf get help from hearing ear dogs and the tastebudless get help from tasting tongue dogs. Now a new initiative is helping one of the forgotten disabilities: an inability to punctuate and general bad...

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