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Funny story: US Doctors Assisted in Torture: Medical Association Defends Them

US Doctors Assisted in Torture: Medical Association Defends Them

Leaking Red Cross blood bags are not the only problems the international organization has lately. A top secret report revealing the role of medical professionals in the Bush-Cheney torture chambers has been made public and critics are calling for the...

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Funny story: Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Orlando, FL - Doctors at the University of the United States Medical Center have completed what they are calling the 'first successful brain transplant.' Neurosurgeon Ed Andrews explained the procedure. "Basically, we took out the old brain and...

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Funny story: Local Doctor Reprimanded

Local Doctor Reprimanded

Bloomertown's Community Health Department announced today that it was investigating claims that local Doctor John, actually visited a patient in her own home, to carry out an examination. The patient, an elderly woman with no transport who had bee...

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Funny story: Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

For years doctors have advised patients to take a spoonful of this or a spoonful of that to cure, or prevent illness. Like shooting stars the new cures have appeared on the medical scene, a burst of glory only to be followed by a slow fade into the a...

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Funny story: Doctor says "to hell with hypocratic oath"

Doctor says "to hell with hypocratic oath"

In breaking news, Dr Cyanide Death from Loserville Kentucky has publicly announced that he will henceforth not honour the Hypocratic Oath that all medical practitioners swear before going into practice. Dr Death has vowed to kill as many patients...

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Funny story: Akrit Jaswal, The 12-Year-Old Indian Doctor, Finds Cure For Boredom

Akrit Jaswal, The 12-Year-Old Indian Doctor, Finds Cure For Boredom

Akrit Jaswal, the 12-year-old Indian boy, who has all the medical knowledge and experience of all the UK's doctors put together, has made a significant breakthrough in the search for a cure for boredom. Akrit is thought to have an IQ higher than E...

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Funny story: The Gynecologist From Hell!

The Gynecologist From Hell!

POMPANO BEACH, Florida - Dr. Gizmo Pellagetti, 52, a gynecologist from Pompano Beach has been arrested by the Pompano Beach Police Department and charged with dozens of unethical medical infractions and illegal gynecological practices. One of the...

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Funny story: Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

London, England & New London, Connecticut - Recent studies conducted in the US and UK have found that American and British doctors share one thing in common: they hate their jobs. Both American and British primary care physicians report in ove...

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Funny story: Thousands Flee DR Congo

Thousands Flee DR Congo

Police are investigating several reports that patients at a health centre in Newcastle came under unprovoked attack from the General Practioner there, who threatened them with a machete and chased them into the street. The physician involved, Dr C...

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Funny story: NHS Not Using IT

NHS Not Using IT

After a £12billion injection of cash into the IT sector of the NHS, it has been revealed that most of it was wasted. Lord Darzi's report into the 'internetification' of the NHS highlighted several shortfalls. Although hospital patient records are...

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Funny story: Snow White's Doc Discredited

Snow White's Doc Discredited

Doc, often seen as the most intelligent of Snow White's Dwarfes has been discredited. It is thought the Doc's qualifications were bought over the Internet, from the University of Tesco. Speaking to us earlier, Sneezy said 'Atchoo' before being...

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Funny story: Patients' Association claim proposed GP tests unfair

Patients' Association claim proposed GP tests unfair

Patients are up in arms over the proposals to put local practice doctors through a series of tests each year.

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Funny story: Holiday Squits: Latest Advice

Holiday Squits: Latest Advice

Leading medical experts have made an exciting announcement today, claiming that they now have within their grasp the cure for the annoying and debilitating condition known as the 'Holiday Shits'. With the summer holiday season fast approaching, an...

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Funny story: Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

US Democratic Senator Edward Kennedy has been discovered to be an imposter after being hospitalized, stunned doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital told reporters.

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Funny story: Your're not a real Doctor though?

Your're not a real Doctor though?

Rap Artist Dr Dre, will next month go to court as the American Health Authority plans to prosecute him for not being a real Doctor.

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Funny story: Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

The on-going doctors' strike in Maharashtra forced a woman to deliver in a cab late Saturday evening.

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Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

Yesterday at the 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People being held at the Plaza Hotel in Bangkok, the past President 5ft 2inch Yuri Gagarin handed over the reins to the incoming President 5ft 1inch Danny DeVito.

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