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Funny story: Doctors Stumped by Rappers Itch

Doctors Stumped by Rappers Itch

Atlanta - Viewers of rap artists writhing around making repetitive spastic arm gestures and wearing baggy clothing have been traced to a mysterious skin rash like eczema that seems to be contracted by rap artists. Rap star Big Silly Willy says "It...

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Funny story: Doctors Employ Novel Approach to Avoid Lawsuits: The Truth

Doctors Employ Novel Approach to Avoid Lawsuits: The Truth

On the advice of their attorneys and insurance companies, doctors are now stepping forward and admitting their mistakes, hoping that a sincere apology and a couple of bucks will make multi-million dollar lawsuits magically disappear. "Folks who have...

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Funny story: TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

The General Medical Council has today penalised a number of doctors for appearances on television news programmes speculating over the possible health problems that led to the death of popular singer and dancer Michael Jackson. In a written statem...

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Funny story: Doncaster Man Baffles Doctors

Doncaster Man Baffles Doctors

Doncaster man Isaac Hunt has lived with an extraordinary medical condition all his life, but until now has never felt the need to consult the medical profession. And now he has, doctors admit that they're baffled and completely at a loss as to how to...

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Funny story: Doctors try and save Gordon Brown's career using 'flu jab

Doctors try and save Gordon Brown's career using 'flu jab

Doctors today injected Gordon Brown with a dose of the swine 'flu virus, in an attempt to save the beleaguered Labour leader's career. Speaking from Downing Street, the Prime Minister said: 'Banking crises, mortgage problems, job redundancies, con...

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Funny story: Chris Kamara Advised To Take It Easy By Herb Doctor

Chris Kamara Advised To Take It Easy By Herb Doctor

Telly football commentator and pundit Chris Kamara was given a stern warning today from a man who described himself as a 'herb doctor'. The self styled herb doctor advised Kamara not to get too worked up over nothing or he was in very real danger of...

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Funny story: US Doctors Assisted in Torture: Medical Association Defends Them

US Doctors Assisted in Torture: Medical Association Defends Them

Leaking Red Cross blood bags are not the only problems the international organization has lately. A top secret report revealing the role of medical professionals in the Bush-Cheney torture chambers has been made public and critics are calling for the...

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Funny story: Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Orlando, FL - Doctors at the University of the United States Medical Center have completed what they are calling the 'first successful brain transplant.' Neurosurgeon Ed Andrews explained the procedure. "Basically, we took out the old brain and...

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Funny story: Local Doctor Reprimanded

Local Doctor Reprimanded

Bloomertown's Community Health Department announced today that it was investigating claims that local Doctor John, actually visited a patient in her own home, to carry out an examination. The patient, an elderly woman with no transport who had bee...

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Funny story: Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

For years doctors have advised patients to take a spoonful of this or a spoonful of that to cure, or prevent illness. Like shooting stars the new cures have appeared on the medical scene, a burst of glory only to be followed by a slow fade into the a...

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Funny story: Doctor says "to hell with hypocratic oath"

Doctor says "to hell with hypocratic oath"

In breaking news, Dr Cyanide Death from Loserville Kentucky has publicly announced that he will henceforth not honour the Hypocratic Oath that all medical practitioners swear before going into practice. Dr Death has vowed to kill as many patients...

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Funny story: Akrit Jaswal, The 12-Year-Old Indian Doctor, Finds Cure For Boredom

Akrit Jaswal, The 12-Year-Old Indian Doctor, Finds Cure For Boredom

Akrit Jaswal, the 12-year-old Indian boy, who has all the medical knowledge and experience of all the UK's doctors put together, has made a significant breakthrough in the search for a cure for boredom. Akrit is thought to have an IQ higher than E...

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Funny story: The Gynecologist From Hell!

The Gynecologist From Hell!

POMPANO BEACH, Florida - Dr. Gizmo Pellagetti, 52, a gynecologist from Pompano Beach has been arrested by the Pompano Beach Police Department and charged with dozens of unethical medical infractions and illegal gynecological practices. One of the...

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Funny story: Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

London, England & New London, Connecticut - Recent studies conducted in the US and UK have found that American and British doctors share one thing in common: they hate their jobs. Both American and British primary care physicians report in ove...

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Funny story: Thousands Flee DR Congo

Thousands Flee DR Congo

Police are investigating several reports that patients at a health centre in Newcastle came under unprovoked attack from the General Practioner there, who threatened them with a machete and chased them into the street. The physician involved, Dr C...

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Funny story: NHS Not Using IT

NHS Not Using IT

After a £12billion injection of cash into the IT sector of the NHS, it has been revealed that most of it was wasted. Lord Darzi's report into the 'internetification' of the NHS highlighted several shortfalls. Although hospital patient records are...

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Funny story: Snow White's Doc Discredited

Snow White's Doc Discredited

Doc, often seen as the most intelligent of Snow White's Dwarfes has been discredited. It is thought the Doc's qualifications were bought over the Internet, from the University of Tesco. Speaking to us earlier, Sneezy said 'Atchoo' before being...

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