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Funny story: Heidi Klum Says Seal Needs To Stop Whining

Heidi Klum Says Seal Needs To Stop Whining

NEW ORLEANS - Heidi Klum traveled down to the Big Easy to help with the distribution of the contents of an 18-wheeler which was loaded with food, bottled water, toys, towels, and cosmetics. Heidi had personally helped to load the items which she h...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - Ashton Kutcher and his girlfriend Mila Kunis were in Williamsport watching the Little League World Series Championship Game between Tennessee and Japan. The team from Japan won the game 12-2. After the game Ashton and...

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Funny story: Evelyn Lozada-Johnson Files For Divorce From Chad Ochocinco

Evelyn Lozada-Johnson Files For Divorce From Chad Ochocinco

DAVIE, Florida - Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson, formerly known as Chad Ochocinco, and his wife the erotically sultry Evelyn Lozada-Johnson are headed to the Big D (Divorce). Their amusement park ride marriage which only lasted 41 days has...

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Funny story: Suri Cruise Is Depressed - Mama Katie Holmes Promises To Buy Her A Toy Store

Suri Cruise Is Depressed - Mama Katie Holmes Promises To Buy Her A Toy Store

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes has said that filing for divorce from Tom (Cruise) is like having the weight of 500 pizzas lifted off her feminine shoulders. She spoke with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and said that had she kn...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Woman Files for Divorce from Reality, Pleading Domestic Violence

Rhode Island Woman Files for Divorce from Reality, Pleading Domestic Violence

The scourge of domestic violence is not limited to traditional male-female or other intimate human relationships; it may occur between a person and reality itself - at least that's what 28-year-old Newport, Rhode Island resident Regina Bartwell belie...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Reach A Divorce Settlement

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Reach A Divorce Settlement

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes, 33, says that she hasn't been as happy as she is now since she was a little girl growing up in Toledo, Ohio, and she first discovered chocolate ice cream cones. The soon-to-be-ex-wife of Tom Cruise, 50, told Ashburn W...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Tells Tom Cruise She Wants Half of The $600 Million or Else She's Singing Like A Canary

Katie Holmes Tells Tom Cruise She Wants Half of The $600 Million or Else She's Singing Like A Canary

NEW YORK CITY - Kathie Holmes has been keeping pretty much of a low profile in regards to her filing for divorce from her husband of five years Tom Cruise. But reports are surfacing out of the Big Apple, where Katie is living with daughter Suri, t...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

HOLLYWOOD - Friends of Tom Cruise are expressing concern and worry over the fact that he is taking the divorce very, very hard. A close friend of Tom's, who did not want his name revealed, stated that he spent a few hours with Tom at a local Pompo...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

NEW YORK CITY - Johnny Depp may soon learn exactly how Mel Gibson felt when he had to give half of his $1 billion to his wife in their divorce settlement. The ex-Mrs. Gibson is now one of the richest women in Australia, who is worth a cool $500 mi...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Denies That The Reason Why Katie Holmes Filed For Divorce Was Because of Heidi Montag

Tom Cruise Denies That The Reason Why Katie Holmes Filed For Divorce Was Because of Heidi Montag

NEW YORK CITY - Tom Cruise says that he still cannot believe that his wife Katie has filed for a divorce. He spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo and told him that he was caught totally off guard. Cruise said that he first heard about Katie...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor mills from the Left Coast to the East Coast and down to the Third Coast (Texas) are working overtime as Katie Holmes, 33, has filed for divorce from her husband of five years Tom Cruise, 49. Every single entertainment new...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise's excruciating sofa moment the tipping point behind imminent divorce

Tom Cruise's excruciating sofa moment the tipping point behind imminent divorce

Los Angeles - Katie Holmes has been haunted horribly by re-runs of that 2006 Oprah couch jumping escapade vid. Today years of excruciating matrimonial embarrassment culminated in her filing for divorce from husband Tom Cruise. Commenting on the...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Divorce is Merely Preparation for His Role As Henry VIII

Tom Cruise Divorce is Merely Preparation for His Role As Henry VIII

Reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are to divorce, ending their 5 year marriage have nothing to do with the actors friendship with John Travolta or Katie Holmes disdain for his scientology religion but is merely Cruise trying to prepare for his...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Dumps Vanessa Paradis and Quickly Rebounds With The Erotically Sexy Amber Beard

Johnny Depp Dumps Vanessa Paradis and Quickly Rebounds With The Erotically Sexy Amber Beard

NEW YORK CITY - In a rebounding move that any NBA player would be proud of Johnny Depp has just dumped his girlfriend of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis and instantly jumped up and hooked up with the very attractive, sexy, actress Amber Beard. Pico de G...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Talks About Her Ex-Husband Russell Brand and Why She's Gone Blue, Purple, and Next Orange

Katy Perry Talks About Her Ex-Husband Russell Brand and Why She's Gone Blue, Purple, and Next Orange

VENICE BEACH - Katy Perry was out lying on the sand and soaking up some UV rays on Venice Beach, which was named after Venice Beach, Venezuela. Perry has stated that she's had a bit of a memorable 2012, since getting ambushed with divorce papers f...

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Funny story: Heidi Klum Divorce Battle Heats Up - Joins Canadian Hunters to Champion Seal Fur

Heidi Klum Divorce Battle Heats Up - Joins Canadian Hunters to Champion Seal Fur

The so called amicable split earlier this year between what was deemed Hollywood's most solid marriage has taken a turn for the worse. Heidi Klum has revealed the depth of her anger as she turned on her soon to be ex-husband and launched a damagi...

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Funny story: President Obama and "The First Mama" Deny The Divorce Rumors

President Obama and "The First Mama" Deny The Divorce Rumors

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama was having a cheeseburger with Vice-President Joe Biden at a local Burger Bandit in the nation's capital when he was asked a personal question regarding his marriage. The president put down his cheeseburge...

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