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Funny story: Disney Shut Down

Disney Shut Down

New York, NY--Wall Street opened up with a compelling shocker today as the Dow Jones was missing <DIS>. After a busy scuffle to locate the company, it turns out that Eisner has closed up shop.

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Funny story: Disney's Financial Woes

Disney's Financial Woes

You know, I was looking at the stock market reports. I enjoy it. It's the greatest power-game in the world and you can really learn quite a lot from it. Case in point: Disney's stock has plunged over 20 points during the past five years. I couldn't believe it: Disney, the name that has meant heart-warming entertainment and WAY too expensive pens was experiencing financial woes! This is...

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Funny story: Ousting Walt Disney

Ousting Walt Disney

BURBANK, CA--We have all heard long winded stories about how the charming Roy Disney, nephew of co-founders Walt and brother Roy, helped forged one unprecedented imagination based empire. But now he calls for the elimination of Michael Eisner, a man...

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Funny story: Disney Rejects Comcast Takeover Offer, Cites Bid's Lack of Catchy Soundtrack

Disney Rejects Comcast Takeover Offer, Cites Bid's Lack of Catchy Soundtrack

The board of directors of The Walt Disney Company on Monday unanimously rejected a takeover bid from cable giant Comcast Corp. as "a real downer", but said it would consider any higher offer if it were in the form of a musical recording...

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Funny story: George not A-W-O-L After All!

George not A-W-O-L After All!

Hollywood, CA. U.S.A. - In a surprising turn of events following the release of George W. Bush's pay stubs, a newly released document reveals that the "President" was not A.W.O.L. after all - he was on duty serving Disney Corporation...

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Funny story: Disney/Pixar Reunited

Disney/Pixar Reunited

BURBANK, CA--After nearly two whole days of separation, Steve Jobs and Michael Esiner have resumed the former contract and decided that they just can't live without each other. When the relationship had resolved, Jobs had flipped Michael the bir...

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Funny story: Disney Will Shutter Florida Theme Park and Resorts;

Disney Will Shutter Florida Theme Park and Resorts;

When he established his mega-entertainment empire more than sixty years ago, entrepreneur Walt Disney told his closest associates that, "it was always all about the mouse." And today the "Mouse's House," a seven-hundred thousa...

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Funny story: War Erupts At Disney World

War Erupts At Disney World

After the Seven Dwarves Security Council had passed resolution after resolution to force Donald Duck, ducktator of Frontierland, to allow weapons inspections in his part of the theme park, President Mickey Mouse ordered an invasion by Main Street USA...

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Funny story: Mickey Mouse suffers Massive Stroke on Birthday!

Mickey Mouse suffers Massive Stroke on Birthday!

A sad day for the Disney fans everywhere. On the morning of Mickey's 75th birthday, he was the victim of a massive stroke. The extent of the damage is not yet known but Goofy was overheard saying that "Old Mick" was slurring his words...

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Funny story: Disney to Open 'California Disaster' Theme Park

Disney to Open 'California Disaster' Theme Park

LOS ANGELES-Michael Eisner unveiled his plans today to remodel the failing ‘California Adventure' theme park into one which he feels more fitting and will draw a wider, more appreciative audience.

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Funny story: Pluto whups Mickey

Pluto whups Mickey

Pluto has been arrested following a violent fracas with owner, Mickey Mouse. The naughty dog is expected to be freed on bail with the words: "Bad dog, naughty dog, get in your basket!"...

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