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Funny story: Fat is the new thin

Fat is the new thin

Models, celebrities and serial dieters around the world were today seen panic buying lard and deep fat fryers as a survey of 10 billion people worldwide has found that skinny is sooooooooo last season. Milan catwalks are to be filled with plus si...

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Funny story: Charlotte Church Reveals How She Lost 87 Pounds!

Charlotte Church Reveals How She Lost 87 Pounds!

LONDON - Charlotte Church, one of the most outspoken singers to ever come out of Wales has lost a total of 87 pounds. Church said that the reason she decided to go on a diet was simply because she got fed up with all of the criticism from the doze...

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Funny story: 'Low Fiber "Atkins-style" Diets Cause of Partisan Iceholeness in DC'

'Low Fiber "Atkins-style" Diets Cause of Partisan Iceholeness in DC'

Scientists have finally admitted that the diet fad of the first decade of the 21st century may be the culprit for the icy political situation in our Nation's capitol. The high protein, low carbohydrate, Atkins-style diet has impacted colons across t...

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Funny story: Retro Diets Are Now!

Retro Diets Are Now!

Retro Diets are the way forward as dieters seek radical new weight-loss regimes, according to a top Diet Guru. "More and more of the nation's fatties feel trapped in bloated modern lifestyles", says weight-loss expert Sheza Conner. "It's no longer fashionable to look abroad. Now our sumo-silhouetted salvation-seekers are dragging their omnibus-sized butts aboard the Dietary Time-Machine.

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Funny story: Woman Loses Weight By Loosening Her Belly Button

Woman Loses Weight By Loosening Her Belly Button

A big fat slapper named Alice Browne, 23, has surprised all her other fat friends at the local gym by turning up yesterday weighing 5-stone less than the day before. Browne, 23, who was commonly known in the locality as 'Fat Fuck Bitch Browne', sa...

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Funny story: 'One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich' by Alexander Solzhenitsyn republished

'One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich' by Alexander Solzhenitsyn republished

'Ivan Denisovich checked he had his only possession safely in the pocket of his tattered coat - a stainless steel spoon - and then went out into the yard with the other prisoners of the Macsow Gulag labour camp. As always it was bitterly cold with ice and snow packed onto the ground by months of feet walking over it, feet like Denisovich's which were only wrapped in bits of dirty cloth. 'Putin,...

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Funny story: Katona Hot Tin Roof

Katona Hot Tin Roof

Kerry Katona has hightailed it from her fat fighting rehab course. The portly pie bin was seen trying to scale a security wall at the rear of the Kent weight loss centre. She had only been in there for three days, but had evidently had enough. Or...

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Funny story: Amazing Christmas gift! Research reveals 3 Wise Men gave Baby Jesus gift of myrrh to prolong life; Scientists discover its amazing cholesterol lowering properties.

Amazing Christmas gift! Research reveals 3 Wise Men gave Baby Jesus gift of myrrh to prolong life; Scientists discover its amazing cholesterol lowering properties.

LONDON: Scientists have made an amazing discovery regarding myrrh - one of the gifts given to the Baby Jesus by the 3 Wise Men. Myrrh, it seems was not just used as an embalming fluid in ancient times. It also played an important role in lowering...

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Funny story: Lily Cole reveals Diet Secrets - Look Serious

Lily Cole reveals Diet Secrets - Look Serious

LONDON England - Every super model knows that their success is down to two things, being tall and being thin, however the majority of them claim that they usually eat a healthy diet. Earlier this week, fresh faced super model Lily Cole, revealed...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Admits "Yogi Changed My Life"

Jennifer Aniston Admits "Yogi Changed My Life"

Actress Jennifer Aniston, one time star of Friends and former wife of Brad Pitt, has admitted that a Yogi changed her life. No, it was not her yoga instructor or a man working with her on transcendental meditation or eastern religious philosophies.

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Funny story: NASA to catch diet cheaters

NASA to catch diet cheaters

NASA is making its technology available to catch the slimming diet cheaters. Eight out of ten dieting couples are cheating on their partners by eating secretly and ruining the morale at home because they get fatter however strict would appear thei...

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Funny story: Skinny smokers are laughing at you fatties

Skinny smokers are laughing at you fatties

Every City, U.S.A. - Up until the eighties it was the glory days for smokers. Ash trays on every desk, ash trays outside of elevators, doctors walking through hospitals smoking, planes, trains, buses...it was a thing of beauty. However, nothing t...

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Funny story: World's Fattest Man Not Happy With Spoof Writer Skoob

World's Fattest Man Not Happy With Spoof Writer Skoob

Rumour has it that the world's fattest man, Saul Manson, of Ipswich is none too pleased about scathing comments posted about him on a satirical website by writer, Skoob1999 Okay, I'll come clean here. That writer is me. I'd like to make it clea...

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Funny story: World's Fattest Bloke Eats Too Much

World's Fattest Bloke Eats Too Much

Sources have revealed that the world's fattest bloke, Saul Manson, 48, of Ipswich right here in the UK consumes a phenomenal amount of food. The 70 stone (980lbs) blob often hits the chippy for lunch, ordering an incredible: 4 large cod and chi...

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Funny story: Miracle of Weight Loss Revealed

Miracle of Weight Loss Revealed

(Alma, GA) Stating that the idea came to him after reading a Rant & Rave in the Ochlocknee Gazette, Dr. Walker Thronton, from nearby Lenox, claims he has discovered the long-sought secret to weight loss. "One of the ranters in the newspaper...

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Funny story: Man finds miracle weight loss cure

Man finds miracle weight loss cure

A British man claims to have come up with a quick, easy, and surefire way to lose weight - and fast. The former lard-butt has lost five stone (70 lbs / 32 kg) over the past six months, and he did it by obeying two simple rules. As most fatsos a...

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Funny story: Drop 50 pounds in one week with the new A-O diet?!

Drop 50 pounds in one week with the new A-O diet?!

FARGO - ND - The whole town of Fargo is on a new diet that is turning them all into buff hunks and twiggy babes. Key to the diet plan? Ice cream. Yes, according to Dr. Perlsrenth here eating a triple-scoop cone with me, this special ice cream is t...

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