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Funny story: The Secret Service Pulls Baby Sitting Duty

The Secret Service Pulls Baby Sitting Duty

He carefully opened the door, peeked out, saw no one and took a run for it. His years of exercising now paid for itself. He hadn't been hailed as the fittest President ever for nothing. Unfortunately the Secret Service agent hiding in the bushes was younger. And fitter. He tackled the older man like he was a sack of oats. "I'm sorry sir. You know the rules. You are to keep a low prof...

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Funny story: Religious Leaders Concur: Former US VP Dick Cheney is Going to Hell

Religious Leaders Concur: Former US VP Dick Cheney is Going to Hell

In an unusual show of solidarity, religious leaders around the world representing Christian, Jewish, Muslim and even Buddhist faiths agreed that former US Vice President Dick Cheney is going to hell in his next lifetime. The predictions of eternal...

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Funny story: Government rules out ransom deal

Government rules out ransom deal

The UK government has insisted it will not pay back a ransom to the British taxpayers. The government gave the ransom to a couple of pirates to allow the couple to declare an illegal war, as well as to fund illegal property deals for themselves. T...

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Funny story: Vice President Joe Biden Tells Ex-Vice President Dick Cheney To Shut Up!

Vice President Joe Biden Tells Ex-Vice President Dick Cheney To Shut Up!

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Vice-President Joe Biden was in town speaking before The Yellowstone National Park Save The Andalusian Pill Bug From Extinction Committee Conference. The Committee treasurer said that the committee is strictly funded by the don...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney keeps speaking

Dick Cheney keeps speaking

(Washington, D.C.) Addressing a conservative gathering, former Vice President Dick Cheney targeted the Obama administration's handling of Iraq and Afghanistan from the 'dithering' to send more troops to halting the Bush administration's use of "enhan...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney repents of torture

Dick Cheney repents of torture

His Underground Lair, Remote Island - Dick Cheney, former Vice President of the U.S., director of Halliburton and advisor to Lucifer, has recently released a statement in which he expresses regret over Gitmo, and calls for it's closing. "I have ju...

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Funny story: Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics 'Iron Man' movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United States of America to reinve...

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Funny story: Cheney's Long Awaited Autobiography Comes Out - Mein Kampf II

Cheney's Long Awaited Autobiography Comes Out - Mein Kampf II

Dick Cheney has finally completed his long awaited autobiography 'Mein Kampf II'. Eager fans of fascism have been gnawing their own limbs off and those of Barnes And Noble staff waiting for it to come out. In the new book Cheney describes in excr...

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Funny story: Cheney Enters Hospital: Thumbs Nose at Uninsured

Cheney Enters Hospital: Thumbs Nose at Uninsured

Former Vice President Dick Cheney; oh, such an unfortunate first name, entered the finest of hospitals today so that the finest of surgeons could operate on his back with the finest of medical personnel in attendance. While costs for the surgery are...

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Funny story: Former Vice-President Dick Cheney Is Having Back Surgery

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney Is Having Back Surgery

BALTIMORE - Dick Cheney, the man who was President George W. Bush's vice-president, well at least on paper, has entered The Mrs. Lord Baltimore Hospital where he will undergo back surgery. Cheney, who for eight years probably said a total of about...

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Funny story: Cheney Reaches Health Care Cap: Backs Obama Health Plan, Any Plan

Cheney Reaches Health Care Cap: Backs Obama Health Plan, Any Plan

"O my sweet God," Dick Cheney gasped at a hastily called news conference at an undisclosed location," Did I ever screw up!" My health insurance caps out at 2 million and I just passed it...Even I can't pay pay the medical bills I run up. Why in hell...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Warns of New Danger: Two Dimensional Terrorist

Dick Cheney Warns of New Danger: Two Dimensional Terrorist

Arlington, VA - In a speech today before the conservative political action committee Farmers for Liberty and Guns former Vice President Dick Cheney warned of a dangerous new threat facing America. "We must always be vigilant," he said to the...

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Funny story: Richard and Judy's Girl Banned From Driving

Richard and Judy's Girl Banned From Driving

The attractive blonde daughter of TV presenters Richard 'Dick' Milady and Judy Vinaigrette has been disqualified from driving after pleading guilty to drink driving. Muswell Hill Magistrates' Court heard that highly attractive blonde stunner Chloe...

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Funny story: Cheney Offers to be Waterboarded

Cheney Offers to be Waterboarded

Former Vice President Richard Cheney has volunteered to be waterboarded-in exchange for the cancellation of a planned probe into the alleged abuse of terrorist suspects under the Bush-Cheney administration. "This is a terrible political decision aime...

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Funny story: George Bush and Dick Cheney Accidently Shoot Each Other in the Face

George Bush and Dick Cheney Accidently Shoot Each Other in the Face

Crawford TX - A spokesman for ex-President Bush said Dick Cheney arrived this morning for a "sit down" with George Bush. The spokesman acknowledged that George Bush had been upset with remarks that Dick Cheney had released to the press in recent mont...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney's Tell-All Book: "If I Did It", Leaked! Early and Mixed Reviews Already In

Dick Cheney's Tell-All Book: "If I Did It", Leaked! Early and Mixed Reviews Already In

Madison Avenue, New York - Barrowing the title from O.J. Simpson's book, "If I Did It", former vice president, Dick Cheney, spells out in his version of events of those crazy days in the White House, using no uncertain terms to describe how he master...

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Funny story: American forces storm sect house

American forces storm sect house

American security forces have stormed a white house where militants from a Christian sect blamed for years of deadly violence have been hiding out. Reports say scores of careers were killed in the assault, which came after a third decade of the se...

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