Showing:

Funny satire stories about Depression

Try another search?

Funny story: Lousy Christmas blamed on Santa

Lousy Christmas blamed on Santa

After weeks of hoping for a Christmas miracle, worldwide retail chains confirmed today that they suffered one of the lousiest holiday shopping seasons in decades. Matters were made worse by the absence of one S. Claus, longtime resident of the N...

Read full story
Funny story: Santa Claus Bi-Polar

Santa Claus Bi-Polar

North and South Poles - The man known as Santa Claus, Saint Nick and Kris Kringle, who brings joy to millions of children around the world on Dec. 25 each year has been discovered to suffer debilitating bouts of depression after the holiday season en...

Read full story
Funny story: US stocks fall even as brokerage firms issue kill tags and consider death for use of the word "recession"

US stocks fall even as brokerage firms issue kill tags and consider death for use of the word "recession"

US stocks dropped across the board Monday after a US banking giant announced a massive Wall Street cull with a record 250,000 broker 'kill' permits issued amid concerns of a deepening you-know-what. The firm said that it hoped to eliminate about...

Read full story
Funny story: Mars Rover "Spirit" suffering from depression

Mars Rover "Spirit" suffering from depression

In 2003 Spirit, along with its sibling Opportunity, landed on Mars. The two Rovers became instant media celebrities, gracing magazine covers and dominating water cooler conversation around the world. A Nasa artist's rendition of the brave robotic fi...

Read full story
Funny story: Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

American economist and sorcerer's apprentice Mickey Mouse has won this year's Nobel economics prize, it has been announced. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences said the award recognized his hard work during the Bush administration as chief advi...

Read full story
Funny story: Knights Templar stockmarket crash of 12 October 1307 will be vindicated

Knights Templar stockmarket crash of 12 October 1307 will be vindicated

Rome - (Holy Shit! Mess): The Third Secret of Fatima will be finally revealed on Monday 13 October 2008. That is the view of Vatican astrologers currently doing a runner, emptying their JP Morgan bank accounts and heading for KGB safe-houses ahea...

Read full story
Funny story: Führerator Arnold Schwarzenegger May Seek Emergency Session...with Richard Simmons

Führerator Arnold Schwarzenegger May Seek Emergency Session...with Richard Simmons

Johanny-come-lately California Führerminator Fumigator Governator Arnold Schwarzenjammer is expected to seek an emergency session of the California State legislature to demand they scrap the present balanced budget and jump on his oompah band wagon,...

Read full story
Funny story: Man Commits Suicide After Hearing Too Much Terrible News

Man Commits Suicide After Hearing Too Much Terrible News

Police in in the Midlands have this morning released details of an absolute tragedy in the case of a man who may have taken his own life after apparently becoming 'fed up' of the constant stream of terribly Bad News issuing from his TV set. Forres...

Read full story
Funny story: Police To Question Leonard Cohen Over Man's Death

Police To Question Leonard Cohen Over Man's Death

Police in Delaware are to interview singer-songwriter, poet and novelist Leonard Cohen after a man died in his own home, seemingly after listening to a lethal concoction of Cohen albums.

Read full story
Funny story: Heather Locklear still hot despite depression

Heather Locklear still hot despite depression

Doctors treating TV vixen Heather Locklear say she is still incredibly sexy and hot despite being hospitalized in an Arizona facility for anxiety and depression.

Read full story
Funny story: Always look on the bright side

Always look on the bright side

Motivational guru, public speaker, firewalker and millionaire, Anthony Robbins has admitted that in private, he is 'a right miserable bastard who lounges about his mansion in his boxer shorts and an old t-shirt with pizza stains'.

Read full story
Funny story: Feds report marijuana may cause depression or it might not

Feds report marijuana may cause depression or it might not

Tight-ass government officials announced today that teenagers who smoke marijuana will become depressed or were depressed before they smoked marijuana or might get depressed if they don't smoke marijuana or something, according to a White House r...

Read full story
Funny story: Manchester crooner Morrissey dropped by label for releasing happy song

Manchester crooner Morrissey dropped by label for releasing happy song

The singer Morrissey, real name Morris Day, and a brother of Green Day, is being dropped by his music label for releasing an upbeat song.

Read full story
Funny story: McCain Says He Would Have Responded Differently to the Crash of 1929

McCain Says He Would Have Responded Differently to the Crash of 1929

Senator John McCain took direct aim at previous administrations on Thursday as he stood in the lower gallery of Wall Street Stock Exchange, the area hardest hit by the Crash of 1929, and declared that "never again will a disaster of this...

Read full story
Funny story: Report says Children are Depressed

Report says Children are Depressed

According to research carried out by BBC children's television programme, Newsround, children are depressed by modern society.

Read full story
Funny story: Depressed Clams seek help

Depressed Clams seek help

The saying 'Happy as a Clam' is wrong, for Scientists have proven that the Bi-valve creatures are actually some of the most miserable animals in existance.

Read full story
Funny story: "We Partied Like it was 1929"

"We Partied Like it was 1929"

Princeton and NY Times Economist, Paul Krugman recognizes the similarities between our current economic crisis and the events that led up to the Great Depression.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more