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Funny story: US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

New York City - While the US leads the world in military might, espionage capabilities and police presence, it is falling behind in such basics as truth telling, promoting freedom and supporting human morality. So says a recent report by the In...

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Funny story: Latest Government Austerity Measures Cause Havoc On Nations Pockets

Latest Government Austerity Measures Cause Havoc On Nations Pockets

David Cameron, Prime Minister and Conservative, has unveiled his latest tactic in achieving 'permanent austerity' in Britain. Announcing his latest plan at a banquet, held in honour of having expensive parties for people who don't really do anythi...

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Funny story: Exclusive Leak Sensation Horror!

Exclusive Leak Sensation Horror!

Our exclusive leak comes to us from GCHQ, a source we have had on tap for some time. After taking appropriate advice we can reveal the amazing leak horror sensation! The leak took place in broad daylight in the gardens of No 10 when the Prime M...

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Funny story: Sixty immigrants leave UK after Home Office campaign

Sixty immigrants leave UK after Home Office campaign

Due to the Government's campaign of advertising on the side of a van, 60 illegal immigrants have now left the country. Earlier in the month the Advertising Standards Authority banned the advert carried on the vans, saying that they had received 60...

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Funny story: Obese to Solve Cameron's Energy Price Crisis

Obese to Solve Cameron's Energy Price Crisis

In a panicked response to Ed Miliband's popular policy of freezing energy prices, Prime Minister David Cameron today made an unscheduled visit to the House of Commons to announce a new personally endorsed initiative to solve his government's energy p...

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Funny story: Cameron looks to China for inspiration

Cameron looks to China for inspiration

Having sent out the Mayor of London and the Chancellor of Exchequer to forge closer links with China David Cameron is already taking inspiration from Chinese lawmakers about how to deal with the Police Federation in the row over Andrew Mitchell.

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Funny story: Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

David Cameron and George (Gideon) Osborne were last night sensationally recorded celebrating the privatisation of Royal Mail with a great big Gangsta Royal Mail Theft themed party. The party started for Pre-dinner drinks at "The Last Post Pub" o...

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Funny story: Conservative Conference : Prime Minister Fingers Balls

Conservative Conference : Prime Minister Fingers Balls

The last of the main three UK Political Party Conferences took place this week and with the sensational entertainment that followed it was less Conservative Conference and more Wild Get-Together. Like an orgy. In response to Labour's Ed Balls drop...

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Funny story: Wiccan scorn as David Cameron boasts of baking bread made from 'smart' crop circle wheat flour

Wiccan scorn as David Cameron boasts of baking bread made from 'smart' crop circle wheat flour

Los Angeles - A statement from the Supreme World Wiccan Council HQ has condemned UK leader David Cameron's suggestion that his home baked bread recipe has made him 'more intelligent'. The Brit Prime Minister has said he bakes his own daily loaves...

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Funny story: 'Cameron In Bed With Sister-in-Law' spoiler in Kate Middleton shagging row

'Cameron In Bed With Sister-in-Law' spoiler in Kate Middleton shagging row

London - Pics of Big Dave out for the count on some ho's double bed have reassured pubic opinion a Party spokesperson said tonight. The PM and his red Official Dispatch Box were snapped in flagrente after shagging Kate Middleton at a Master Bates...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks and Dave Cameron to arrive on horseback at Blair wedding do

Rebekah Brooks and Dave Cameron to arrive on horseback at Blair wedding do

Wooton Basset - The flame-tressed alleged phone hacker and conspirator in the forthcoming NewsCorpse Old Bailey trial is one of the headline acts invited to Euan Blair's nuptial shindig at Tony and Cherie's country pad tomorrow. Brooks and twin br...

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Funny story: Cameron Has A Dream

Cameron Has A Dream

On the eve of the Party Conference David Cameron had a dream. He was speaking to the Conference with the world looking on. 'There will be no Trade Union Power' he declared to Rousing Cheers. 'There will be no Opposition' More Cheers. 'I a...

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Funny story: Parliament recalled to deal with Arsenal transfer crisis

Parliament recalled to deal with Arsenal transfer crisis

David Cameroon cut short his holiday last night to fly home and deal with the impending Premier League transfer crisis. 'Call Me Dave' and Sam-cam were topping up their tan on their fifteenth mini-break of the year, staying on the recently renamed...

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Funny story: Boris to close down the Underground.

Boris to close down the Underground.

London Mayor Boris Johnson today released plans to completely close the tube network. It will be replaced by an exclusive underground cycle path. "Look I hate the Tube it's no secret." Johnson told the press "I really want to have it so that there...

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Funny story: PM Has Message from God

PM Has Message from God

In an extraordinary revelation, Prime Minister David Cameron has described a recent visit he has had from God. 'It was an amazing mystical experience' he told journalists on the beach at a Cornish seaside resort. Eager hacks, including yours tr...

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Funny story: Ambitious writer tries to turn tweet into book

Ambitious writer tries to turn tweet into book

A writer has explained his wacky idea of turning a 140 character tweet into a fully fledged printed book. Irish Italian Ray Di O'Gaga told the media today that the brave plan would take up his time for the rest of 2013 - and he hopes the book will be...

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Funny story: Spoof Journalist Abused by David Cameron

Spoof Journalist Abused by David Cameron

A Spoof journalist found himself on the receiving end of Prime Minister David Cameron's ire today during a Downing Street press conference. It was when our political correspondent Paxton Quigley attempted to ask a question that the prime ministeri...

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